Welcome to Luffy's Monologue

Franky built this thing for me!

Yeah… It's one of AWESOME inventions! Still can't beat meat though but whatever, Robin showed me how to go to this place called 'fanfiction'. I don't know what fiction is though, and are those fans like those big whirly things?

"Why did you give that dumbass that kind of technology?" Nami covered her face with both hands, groaning in stress.

"Luffy isn't a complete idiot you know…" Franky admired his handiwork proudly.

Their captain poked the screen with a finger and was now looking to see if there was any resemblance to food.

"I take back what I said…" The cyborg sighed.

Robin said casually, eyeing Nami, "I heard that Luffy's quite popular in the other world, doing fan service might bring in a considerable amount of money."

Before long, Nami slammed a gigantic paperback onto the table in front of Luffy. He looked at her curiously – of all things she was giving him a book? The rest of the crew gasped, nobody has seen their captain go through more than one page of a book, except when exceedingly bored. Even then, he only looked at the cover page of Robin's history book.

"What's that Nami?"

"A dictionary."

"What's a dictionary? It looks boring…"

Gritting her teeth at the impossible task ahead, Nami said slowly so that her slow captain would surely understand. "I'm going to widen your extremely limited range of vocabulary."

Luffy cocked his head to the side. "Huh?"

"JUST LEARN!" Nami boxed him out of sheer irritability, the rest of her nakama stayed away for her that day – never get too close to their navigator's wrath. Unless your name is Monkey D. Luffy and a simpleton, that's a different matter.

"But I don't wanna read…"

Nami is so scary. Nami is scary. Nami is scary. She made me read. I don't like reading, I hate it more than missing out on a new adventure.

Hello you wonderful readers, this is Nami, I'm sure you all love Luffy here so would you like to ask him a few of your questions! I'll make sure he does, anyway.

If some of you already read Ace's Monologue, I'm sure you'll like this! Had a stroke of inspiration on how the helll Luffy would even want to answer your questions in the first place, so kudos to Nami:D So with the help of his fellow crew, Luffy will finally answer your questions.

First of though, Luffy's capability of writing isn't that good, I would think, so his answer are going to be shorter and simpler (unlike Ace's), although there would be more character interaction here. Feel free to ask the rest of the straw hats as well, but in the end it's still LUFFY's monologue.

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