A/N: This entry of Damon's blog is set near the end of/ immediately after Pilot :)
Now, don't get me wrong; I, Damon Salvatore, am not nearly as pathetic and angst-filled as my annoying little bug of a brother Stefan. He spends every waking minute brooding, or working on adding another deep-set frown line to his collection on his forehead, or pouring out adjective after depressing adjective to his journal. Seriously, how wimpy is that? I, of course, am way too cool to for journals. I have no problem with reading other peoples' and then taunting them about it, but as for writing my own… no, nada, non, not gonna happen. But I will, on the other hand, share the tales and incredible accounts of how I spread misery throughout the world on my own online blog.
I decided that fifteen years without tormenting my dearest little bro was long enough, so I ended up following him back to our original hometown of Mystic Falls. To make my return official, I stopped for a quick snack, killed a couple of locals. It's not like anyone'll miss them, they were talking about liking James Blunt. James Blunt, can you believe that?
I found out pretty quickly, using my amazing powers of detection, why Saint Stefan himself was back in town. Turns out, there's some girl he's now stalking because she looks a hell of a lot like this other girl we both used to date. Well, I dated her first, Stefan stole her from me. Although, go ask the little punk, I'm sure he'll give you a very different and much more melancholic side of the story.
Anyway, what was I getting at? Oh, right, Elena. I had a lot of fun riling Stefan up, telling him to imagine what her blood tasted like, and then he just lost it, went total incredible hulk on me. I liked the whole "Grr argh" thing he did, like that monster at the end of the credits for "Buffy the Vampire Slayer", but he only got a six from me. My little brother lacks style when it comes to angrily jumping out of a window. I'm sure I can work with him on that, though.
Well, I think that'll do for this dose of Damon awesomeness; very busy, blood to drink, lives to ruin, little brothers to torture. Goodbye, Au Revoir, Adios, Arrivederchi,
D.S
A/N: So, should I continue and do more blog entries for the legend that is Damon? Let me know, review! :)