Hey guys! So I finally got to writing this, so here you go, but first a few apologies... I forgot to include an OC Leyla, or Las Vegas! But you ARE included in this chapter! And my name for New York is Marie opposed to Allison. I ended up uploading a different document by accident... but its all fixed here! Oh and human names are used opposed to using country names! Please enjoy reading Chapter 1!

Chapter 1:

Part 1: Ivan In The White Van

"Ivan! C'mon we have to leave...NOW." screamed Natalya as she forcefully pushed the Russian man into the White Van as all of them had rightfully dubbed it.

The "White Van" was pretty cramped that day; since all of the people inside were headed to the famous Hetalia High located right in the heart of Italy. These people consisted of Ivan, Natalya, Katyusha, Eduard, Toris, Raivis, Jadzia, and Ivanna. They had all surprisingly received acceptance letters seeing that some *coughKatyushacough* were not exactly the sharpest tools in the shed.

"Um, so Ivan... why are we driving in your "Child Attractor 9000"? asked Raivis as everyone piled into the van. Ivan decided to drive, (even though he had quite a bit of vodka), and Natalya refused to be anywhere but smashed against Ivan's side which usually only left him one free hand to drive with. Raivis, Toris, and Eduard were all in their own row of the van clinging to each other because only the front two seats in the van have seat belts. Jadzia and Katyusha unfortunately shared a row of seats, and Katyusha's boobs took up the majority of the row so Jadzia sadly was pushed against her overly sized breasts.

Poor Ivanna, who now realized that there was no more room in the van, preceded to lock herself in the trunk, because she was that nice. She glanced around and saw many floral mattresses and candy hinting that Ivan really wasn't kidding when he claimed that this was his, "Child Attractor 9000".

"Just push over some of the mattresses and make yourself comfortable, da?" asked Ivan as she nodded her head struggling with one of the mattresses in front of her. She just couldn't believe that Russian mattresses were so damn heavy, until one split open spilling gravel all over the back of the van.

Those poor children raped here, their butts must have been so sore. But not from the raping, from the condition of the mattress.

The van was kicked into gear and sped through the snowy streets of Russia, hoping to make it to much warmer climate in Italy. "Um, Ivan can you maybe drive a little faster? I want to end this ride as soon as-mph..." choked out Jadzia as she was smothered by Katyusha's massive boobs.

"Uh, stop! That tickles!" exclaimed Katyusha as she blushed intensively at the contact in her chest. To avoid this from becoming an M fiction, I will not go into any more detail of this matter! :D

"Will you please calm down? I'm trying to put Raivis to bed you fools!" angrily whispered Eduard as he had out a lengthy novel in which he was dramatically reading to the small country. Toris' eyelids were beginning to fall as well, WHICH MADE EDUARD SMILE A MOST PEDOPHILIAC SMILE. I guess it actually runs in the family...

"Ivan! I want you to marry me as soon as we finish high school! UNDERSTAND?!" screamed Belarus as she constricted Ivan's right arm as would a snake.

"Natalya, please stop because one: I can no longer feel my right arm, and two: I'm not in the mood to marry people right now..." said Ivan as the van drove through the now lightening snow.

"YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND TRUE LOVE IS NOT JUST AN EMOTION IT IS A FEELING YOU CAN ONLY FEEL ONCE FOR ONE PERSON PLEASE FEEL THAT WAY TOWARDS ME IVAN!" screamed Natalya (that's the only speaking action she knows how to perform). Raivis then woke up and began to loudly cry. That made Eduard thoroughly pissed.

"WHAT THE HELL! WHY THE HELL DID YOU WAKE UP RAIVIS I'M SO PISSED NOW!" screamed Eduard which made everyone upset. Ivanna could feel one of her frequent migraines coming on...

As everyone started to argue, they could tell that it would be a very... well interesting school year.

Part 2: Since When Could Alfred Drive?

"Hey old man! SPEED UP THIS STUPID CAR!" yelled Vinny Jones as Alfred stepped as hard as he could on the gas pedal. He, being the oldest to represent the entire Jones family, had to drive.

"Dude, just please shut your mouth... You don't want me to get ANOTHER speeding ticket and make us even MORE late do you?" asked America as the car came to an abrupt stop at a stoplight. All of the passengers in the car groaned at the sudden violent tug at their seat belts.

"Oh crap, now I've got a stomach ache... why do these things always happen to me again?" asked Marina who rolled down her window to vent out the air inside the car. Only America and a few of his states and members of the Jones family were selected to attend Hetalia High for some odd reason... These states included Washington, Michigan, New Jersey, Wake Island (even though he wasn't a state, he was still a Jones...), Maine, New York, and Las Vegas, Nevada. Oh yeah, and America of course.

"Aw man I wonder what's it going to be like in Italy?" thought Layla aloud as she tried to poke her head out the medium sized car window to get a closer glimpse of the impending airport. But as much as she tried she could still not see a thing due to Marina grabbing her stomach and complaining. She tried to look the other way, but instead she saw Isabel's head blocking the view. She slumped into her seat and groaned. She REALLY just wanted to get on the plane already.

Vinny and Alfred were still arguing loudly which made it impossible to hear in the car. The only one who was probably mentally at peace was Len who had his ear buds in music listening to VERY loud music. Marie tried to drown out the noise by sticking her head out the window and sighing loudly... Which wasn't possible because she was in the middle of her row as well. Len, to the left of her was dramatically singing, and William to the right of her was reading a book about American war heroes. Being in his zone and all you wouldn't really want to disturb him, or else you would get a fist in the face... repeatedly.

"OKAY GUYS WE'RE AT THE AIRPORT NOW PICK UP YOUR SHIT AND LEAVE." yelled Alfred as the states scrambled to get their precious belongings and leave way before Alfred got out the car and stomped after them. The lengthy checking in the airport took its toll on everyone, especially the girls.

"HEY DON'T TOUCH ME THERE YOU PERVERT!" yelled Marie as a security guard checked her pants. He got punched in the face.

"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!" screamed Isabel as she landed a punch in the security guards' arm as he stumbled back onto the ground where Marie had left him.

"OH MY GOSH WHAT THE HELL!" screamed Layla who kicked the guard who slumped back down to the ground in agony. The attack was complete with Marina, although still in pain from the carsickness, karate-chopped the security guards' leg. All of the boys watched in fear as the girls went to go get a snack at the store. Alfred apologized at least ten times or more as the boys went through the checking without talking at all. The security just gave him a blatant death glare.

The plane was ready to leave as Alfred and the states fastened their seatbelts. Vinny and Alfred began to argue again, so we could only imagine what would happen next.

Part 3: At Least Francis Isn't Driving

A cute little pick-up truck rumbled through Canada as the birds in the trees sang a happy little song. Everyone was getting along and everything in the world seemed at peace at that perfect moment in time, which actually wasn't perfect at all. Francis Bonnefoy was there.

Matthew, Jacqueline, and Francis all rode in the cramped seats of Matthew's pick-up truck. Although at was his truck, a French song was playing lightly through the speakers. It was part of this deal they had... but there was another part too.

"Uh, Francis? Please tell me again why we kidnapped, bagged, and mercilessly threw Arthur and Rowan Kirkland into the back of Matthew's truck? I mean I somewhat hate Arthur, but isn't this taking it a LITTLE too far?" asked Jacqueline as Francis smoothly smirked at her.

"Ah, Mademoiselle... did I ever say that I wanted to do this? I believe that Monsieur Matthew over there wanted to go through with the kidnapping!" said Francis as he pointed an accusing finger at Matthew who took his eyes off the road for just a second to meekly smile and wave before pressing on the gas as he sped through an approaching logging area.

"Bâtard! Why would you even try to blame Matthew! He is and never will be as sick and twisted as you are!" said Jacqueline as she slapped Francis across the face. He whimpered and rubbed his sore cheek for a while before sitting up in his seat deciding to act like a man for once. Eh, who am I kidding... Francis was never really a man to begin with.

Now, we should probably check on Arthur and Rowan to make sure they're not dead yet- I mean to make sure they're having fun too!

"Why the bloody hell are we in body bags? I CAN'T BREATHE- Rowan, are you alright?" asked Arthur as he thrashed around inside the bag desperate to make an escape.

"Yes, I'm fine." said Rowan calmly. She couldn't believe what she was hearing. Was MATTHEW, her crush, really the one who bagged her and Arthur up and then threw them in the back of his truck just so they could go to Hetalia High together? Even though she was only 12, but she was quite intelligent.

After 5 minutes of struggling, Arthur finally broke free of the body bag and proceeded to free Rowan from her bag. As soon as they were both out, they found themselves in the back of a pick-up truck, going 10 miles under the max speed limit just to be safe might I add... Matthew always strived to be a safe driver unlike his father.

"Hey! It sounds like Arthur and Rowan broke free! Francis, check and see would you?" asked Matthew as they arrived at a Canadian airport. It was almost time for their flight to take off, and they surely didn't want to miss it. Francis peeked his head out from the truck window to see two English people clinging to each other for dear life as the truck came to an extremely slow stop. Matthew liked to stop slowly too, because whenever Francis stopped a car, he would ALWAYS crash into a lamppost...

"DAMN IT FRANCIS! YOU COULD HAVE GOTTEN ROWAN AND I KILLED!" screamed Arthur as everyone exited the truck to run frantically to the airport. Their flight took off in three minutes.

Part 4: The Day When Poland Actually Flew

"Hey everyone! Catch a ride on my like, flying country!" exclaimed Feliks as he rode Poland through the vast countryside urging other countries and islands to catch a ride to Hetalia High.

"Oh we'll take a ride! Uh, right Su-san?" asked Tino as he rode on top of Berwald's broad, masculine shoulders. He just silently nodded which made Tino squeal with joy. Feliks pulled the reigns on his country to make it come down to ground level so Tino and Berwald could pile on. But, there was still a lot of space left, and we kind of need the other Nordics to make it the Nordic 5 don't we?

"HEY WE WANT TO GET A RIDE FELIKS!" screamed Mathias followed closely behind by Emil and Lukas. Hrist also followed closely behind to right to Hetalia High with her brother Berwald. As she stepped onto the giant landmass she made sure to step on Mathias' foot, which made him scream with pain. She smiled and went to go sit with Tino and Berwald.

"We need a ride too!" called out Mike MacNéil followed by Emillian Hernandez and Isabella May Rose. Then the country was full.

"Hey! Feliks, do you mind if I take the controls? This is just like the sleigh I have back at home! PLEASE?" pleaded Tino. Feliks just sexily flipped his hair and put on a pair of sunglasses.

"Like, sure I guess! I totally didn't feel like driving anyway..." sighed Feliks as he left Tino to have fun with his Santa-related shit. And with that, the country flew away to Italy, which would take awhile, because Tino also liked to abide by the speed limit just like Matthew.

Part 5: Sadiq, The Horse Rapist

Well, while Poland was flying all over the place... 3 people were quietly riding inside a chariot to get to Hetalia High. At least 2 out of 3 were I mean.

"Hehehehe..." laughed Sadiq as he touched the horse's butt in front of him outside the carriage. He was truly having fun, but you know the only kind of fun that a sick pervert would have you know? Kind of reminds me of Francis WAY too much.

"Sadiq, stop touching that horse's ass or I'll cut your hand off." said Hera pulling out one of her many hidden weapons and brandishing it in front of his face. Sadiq listened immediately at the thought of losing one of his precious body parts. And he pulled his hand away from that horse's ass right away.

"Thanks Hera, I don't know what we would do here without you! Here have a neko hat..." said Heracles as he let go of the reigns of the carriage for one second so he could take out one of his several neko hats and place it on her head. Once it was placed, she began to immensely blush.

"Hmph. I wanted a neko hat..." pouted Sadiq as he reached out to pet the horse's butt yet again. Oh my freaking gosh, Sadiq, didn't we just go over this?!

"Well I WAS going to give you one, until you started touching my horse's butt again..." said Heracles still not looking up from the path ahead which was beginning to get dark, but they were getting closer to Italy nonetheless.

Part 6: Asian Vehicle YAY

And now we get to the last of our Hetalia High participants, who were all traveling by car the whole way also. THEY WERE OUR BEAUTIFUL FAR EASTERN COUNTRIES!

Li Wang was safely driving, with Im Yong Soo and Savannarith Heng in the front row of seats. They had originally wanted to keep Im Yong Soo in the trunk, but he wouldn't be too happy with that, so they just gave him an iPad to play with for the entirety of the ride.

In the second row of seats were Yao Wang, Wang Shu, and Kiku Honda. Yao and Wang were happily chatting about pandas while Kiku just stared out the window thinking about salty tuna sashimi. "So did you hear about the new panda research facility that they're opening soon?" started Yao. Wang excitedly to signal that he had. "Dang, you know EVERYTHING about pandas! You're my new best friend!" exclaimed Yao as he hugged Wang to death.

"Well I'm happy too, but aren't we kind of related?" asked Wang. Yao would have heard it but the question was muffled into his baggy shirt.

"Hey Li, I know this is kind of weird to ask... but why did you give Im Yong an iPad and none of us got one?" asked Savannarith as the van stopped at a stoplight.

"Well you see, if we stopped at a stoplight just like this one and Im Yong saw a girl, he would want us to stop and talk to her for about 30 minutes on why her boobs are the size they are... And then we would be late for our flight to Italy, and that wouldn't necessarily be good would it?" asked Li as the van was hurdled into motion again.

They eventually arrived at the airport and boarded their flight safely. Now everyone was on their way to Hetalia High... What madness awaits?

Okay thanks for reading and I hope that you review or PM me for new ideas and what you thought! Amebelena will be writing the next chapter!

-Persona 5 The Author