Disclaimer: I do not own Revolutionary Girl Utena.
Authoress Notes: This is kinda like Ker-plops Lou's World does Ohtori because it's absolutely hilarious and if he has any problems with it then I'll stop at his request.
____________________________________________________________________In a small boring little town in Kentucky Danielle, Becky, Josh,
and Heather are sitting on the couch watching TV. Danielle frowned as they sat there watching the only thing on PBS "It's amazing what enough pledge money will do to a station." She remarked pushing a strand of red hair out of her face and shoving a handful of popcorn into her mouth.
"Yeah, now that PBS has enough cash to last an eternity it plays British comedies all day long!" Becky remarked getting a slightly evil look on her face. Heather smirked as she shoved another handful of popcorn into her mouth and leaned back against the sofa "Yeah, I could get used to this..." She remarked as they all did what teens in this generation are know for doing, stared blankly at the screen.
On screen, two guys are standing with beer bottles "'Ere, Cap'n. Merry Christmas!" As he smashed a beer bottle over the second mans head. "Crikey, Sarge, ya gave me that LAST year!!!" They both started hitting eachother over the head with broken beer bottles and the crowd started laughing hysterically. "Oh, this never gets old! AH HA HA!!!" Josh remarked.
Suddenly,Sarah ran into the room with a big envelope. She smiled a slight bounce in her step not that, that was unusual for Sarah, "Hey guys! Guess what I just got!" Danielle looked up from her popcorn with a slight frown on her pale face. "Is it candy?" Sarah frowned "No." The red head turned back to the TV stuffing more popcorn into her mouth after answering "Not interested." Becky frowned at the red head whom normally sided with Sarah and got excited about what she got excited about...then again Danielle was diffrent when faced with TV. She frowned "What is it, Sarah?" Sarah bounced slightly smiling as she pulled out a letter and began reading it. "Dear super-smart and yet American high-school students-"
Heather put a sarcasticly thoughtful hand on her chin and made her smart remark "What a nice letter opening." Sarah glared in the direction of the brown haired older teen "Oh, shut up. "You are cordially invited to travel to Hou-oushi to take part in Ohtori Academy's various high-level scholar summer workshops. Choose from a variety of topics; cooking, botany, fencing, music, and other programs headed by Ohtori's finest students and staff. You are also given the chance to meet with the dean of the campus and even apply to attend Ohtori next fall." Wow, this is so awesome!" She said all gidy like. Danielle frowned looking to Sarah in slight disbelief " Who's that letter addressed to?" She asked eating another handful of popcorn. "It's addressed to me, but it's got a list of all the kids attending, and Heather and Becky are on it."
"Oh yeah, I remember getting one of those ivitations." Becky remarked looking thoughtful. Heather frowned "Yeah, me too, but I thought it was a joke." Heather remarked pulling out a postcard with the picture of the school on it "All it says is "help me to bring about world revolution." What does that mean?" Josh developed a sinister look on his face rubbing his hands together "Maybe he works for Microsoft." Sarah smiled "What're we waiting for? Let's GO!"
Becky frowned as she whispered to Heather "Heather, why's she here anyway? She's not even IN this comic strip." Heather frowned and shrugged, "I thought she was with you." Danielle frowned relizing that she was going to be alone for the rest of the summer if she couldn't go,"Do you think they'd let me in?"
Heather shrugged "Hey, anything's possible. Who would have thought the animators would destroy the end of Digimon's second season? I'm gonna kill them one of these days... GRRRR..." Becky shot up from her seat and smiled "It sounds like fun. I'm game."
Sarah smiled and turned to go "Great! I'll fill out the forms and send them off to the academy. Yay, we're going to Hou-Oushi!" The rest of the group raised their hands in mock enthusasim as a monotone "Whoopeeee." Was the last thing heard by Sarah.
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A week later at the said Ohtori Academey a teen dressed in a white uniform with long red haired walked into the office of the dean Akio with a frown on his face. He spoke as he dropped a load of papers on the desk "Boss, we just got back the last of the applications. Those four American kids you wanted to come here are on their way." Akio clapped his hands together with a sinister expression on his well tanned face "Eeeexcellent!" Touga froze sweatdroping "Would you mind not doing that? You're creeping me out." Akio frowned as if Touga had just told him that he couldn't have any christmas presents
"Fine. Still, they may be on their way, but they'll never GET here!" He smirked as he opened the huge widowns behind his desk as a band of winged monkeys march into the office "Fly, my monkeys! FLY!" He cackled insanely as the apes leaped out of the window and take to the sky. Touga frowned looking confused "...Why'd you do that? I thought you said you wanted them to come." Akio placed a hand on his head and laughed "I know. I just always felt like doing that." Touga sweatdroped and fell over "Oi vey... Is any part of this story gonna be serious?!"
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A month later the said group of American kids arrived at the gates of Ohtori Heather frowned looking sick "Man, that was one rotten flight over here." Becky nodded "Yeah, especially when that one guy took over the plane and declared it his own country of 'Bloopyland'and we had to throw him out?" Josh took this time to turn to the readers. "Don't you guys go nuts when we skip parts like that?" Just as he said this the gates opened eerily. Danielle gulped she hated things like this "This is it, I guess..." She looked out of the corner of her eye to see Sarah very uneffected by the eerie opening of the gates or the strange flight "This is gonna be so much fun!" Just as she said this an elephant fell out of teh sky and landed on the sidewalk next to them. Heather frowned eyeing the elephant "Or maybe, just maybe, it's gonna be just like home."
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Mikage Souji was in Danielles opinion a rather attractive pink haired teen who had been given the task of greeting the group which sat in an almost completely empty auditorium. He bowed and did his best smile as he spoke "Welcome, honorable American visitors! Welcome to Ohtori Academy. I hope you will enjoy your stay here." Sarah looked around noticing that she and the others are the only ones there "Hey, where're all the other kids?" Mikage frowned looking around as if searching for an excuse "Ummm... They couldn't come. Well, almost all of them. We have another student here from Easter Island." At this point he pointed to a kid sitting in the back with a huge, stone head. Heather frowned and looked around. "Why didn't I see that coming?" Mikage cleared his throat to get the attention of the group back on himself. Not that he really wanted it that way. "Anyway, we have paired each one of you up with an Ohtori student that will be your roommate for the two weeks you will be staying with us. Ahem..." As the students began to walk in he began reading off the names and who they would be partnered with. "Victoria McDonald, you will be paired with Juri Arisugawa.
Becky looked to Juri a tall thin girl with long red hair. She smiled and winked at her. Becky's eyes widened slightly,Somehow she knew this wasn't going to turn out good. "...........Oh, boy." Mikage continued "Josh Hampton, you will be rooming with Kiyouichi Saionji." Josh took this time to walk up to his roomate and shake his hand. Saionji was tall with green hair slightly curly and a little over his shoulders "Nice to meet you!" He said trying his best to be polite he however found that his roomate was not that polite and he got smacked. Josh rubbed his cheek and glared accusingly at the green haired teen "Hey, what was that for?!" Saionji frowned relizing what he just did and rubbed the back of his head and raised a hand in apology "Sorry. Old habit." Mikage continued "Danielle Lane, you will be with Anshi Himemiya." Danielle turned her attention from her newest stalking victim to her roomate a dark skinned girl with purple hair and wire framed glasses resembling her own. She however didn't relize teh cruel ideal everyone had to put cat ears on the poor red haired teen as she did her best smile (One which would make Samara and every other insane child run for cover.) and spoke "I see... Hello." Apparently Anshi's glasses needed updated lenses or all she saw was the cat ears as Danielle's eyes widened in fear at her reaction. "Oh, what a pretty kitty!" She then proceeded to pull the poor shocked red head into her chest and began stroking her head "I'm gonna love Her and hug her and pet her and call her George, and-" Mikage frowned pitying the poot teen but then again if he could shove a rose through someones chest then he could go on with his job without bursting into tears. "OK, moving on... Sarah Bunting will be rooming with Miki." Sarah looked arounf to find her roomate "Oh? Good!" Miki had short blue hair and large blue eyes. He approached Sarah and smiled polietly "Very nice to meet you." He then clicked a stopwatch.
Sarah frowned "Stop that." She asked Miki frowned looking puzzled "Stop what?" He clicked it again.
"Gurgh..."
Mikage once again continued "OK, last pairing... Heather Hatfield is with Utena Tenjou." Utena was tall with a slightly boyish figure wearing an unusual uniform with long pink hair. She smiled and shook Heathers hand "Nice to meet you." Heather frowned as Utena shook her hand. And she thought Danielle had landed a nut. But then again the cat ears had been genius she spoke slightly snickering "Good to meet you as well, I'm sure... Nice uniform." Utena smiled "Thanks. I made it myself!" Heather whispered something under her breath as a girl with shoulder length blonde hair looking rather insulted. "What? Big bro and I don't get roommates?"
"Touga still has his regular room." Stated Mikage Touga let out a sigh of relief."That's a relief."
Nanami frowned at her brothers remark "Why? Are you afraid of what folks'll find if they go into your dorm, big brother?" Touga looked around nervously "Well, it's not that, but... Uh... There are some things I'd rather no one found out about me."
You see Touga had some rather intresting hobbies, he enjoyed dressing like an Amish Man and churning butter...of course he'd rather not tell anyone seeing as though he had a certain social status to maintain. "Umm...yeah." He left it at that. Nanami then relized something and turned to the pink haired teen "You said Touga gets his own room? What about me?" Mikage frowned and pointed to the last remaing teen "You get the Easter Island kid."
Nanami sweatdroped "Oh... Great... Ah ha ha..."(This blows.) She thought to herself. Mikage once again cleared his throat "Classes begin tomorrow. You may roam the grounds until then. Thank you for your patience." At this point they all began to file out. Anshi pulling Danielle along the poor child looking rather pale as Anshi spoke "Come along, George. I have someone you'd like to meet."
Danielle gasped as she found herself not being able to pull against the purple haired dimwit. On the way out she passes Sarah and Miki
Sarah remarking something quiet suddenly "I'm onto you." Anshi looked puzzled put just walked on.
Josh looked to his partner "So, Saionji, what do you teach?" Saionji answered simply "Cooking." Josh frowned slightly he wanted to learn how to use a sword but oh well "That's neat!" He answered only to find himself being smacked by Saionji again. Saionji quickly apologized "...Oops. I meant "thank you." Josh just muttered a four letter words and followed.
Elsewhere Juri and Becky were making a slightly better relationship "Let me show you the fencing arena. That is what you signed up for, right?" Becky nodded "Yeah. How'd you know?"
Juri answered simply "You got assigned to the instructor that teaches that class. Once we see the arena, would you mind joining me for dinner?"
Becky looked around feeling as if she was suddenly worse off than anyone else "....OK...."
Meanwhile Heather was also getting aquainted with her instructor "So, Yutena..." Utena frowned and stopped the teen "It's pronounced "OO-TIN-UH." Get it right." She said firmly. Heather nodded and then they began walking "So Utena, does anything... random... happen around here sometimes?"
(Cut to a scene of a nun kicking a cop)
Utena frowned putting a hand on her chin "Like what?"
(Cut to a scene of Miki playing the piano and the lid slamming down on his hands)
Heather frowned searching for words "Oh, you know..."
(Cut to a scene of a clown roasting a marshmallow over a campfire)
She finally thought of what to refer to it as "Silly stuff..."
(Cut to a scene of a man getting hit in the face with a pie)
"That just happens..."
(Cut to a scene of a sumo wrestler tap-dancing)
"Without any reason..."
(Cut to a cat driving an SUV)
Utena frowned slightly "No, that doesn't happen around here. Why?"
Heather sweatdropped "Oh, never mind."
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Yeah so what do you think? I'm gonna update once I get at leat one review because I'm happy I got the poster for the Ring so I'm not gonna be difficult to those who read it and want more.
Authoress Notes: This is kinda like Ker-plops Lou's World does Ohtori because it's absolutely hilarious and if he has any problems with it then I'll stop at his request.
____________________________________________________________________In a small boring little town in Kentucky Danielle, Becky, Josh,
and Heather are sitting on the couch watching TV. Danielle frowned as they sat there watching the only thing on PBS "It's amazing what enough pledge money will do to a station." She remarked pushing a strand of red hair out of her face and shoving a handful of popcorn into her mouth.
"Yeah, now that PBS has enough cash to last an eternity it plays British comedies all day long!" Becky remarked getting a slightly evil look on her face. Heather smirked as she shoved another handful of popcorn into her mouth and leaned back against the sofa "Yeah, I could get used to this..." She remarked as they all did what teens in this generation are know for doing, stared blankly at the screen.
On screen, two guys are standing with beer bottles "'Ere, Cap'n. Merry Christmas!" As he smashed a beer bottle over the second mans head. "Crikey, Sarge, ya gave me that LAST year!!!" They both started hitting eachother over the head with broken beer bottles and the crowd started laughing hysterically. "Oh, this never gets old! AH HA HA!!!" Josh remarked.
Suddenly,Sarah ran into the room with a big envelope. She smiled a slight bounce in her step not that, that was unusual for Sarah, "Hey guys! Guess what I just got!" Danielle looked up from her popcorn with a slight frown on her pale face. "Is it candy?" Sarah frowned "No." The red head turned back to the TV stuffing more popcorn into her mouth after answering "Not interested." Becky frowned at the red head whom normally sided with Sarah and got excited about what she got excited about...then again Danielle was diffrent when faced with TV. She frowned "What is it, Sarah?" Sarah bounced slightly smiling as she pulled out a letter and began reading it. "Dear super-smart and yet American high-school students-"
Heather put a sarcasticly thoughtful hand on her chin and made her smart remark "What a nice letter opening." Sarah glared in the direction of the brown haired older teen "Oh, shut up. "You are cordially invited to travel to Hou-oushi to take part in Ohtori Academy's various high-level scholar summer workshops. Choose from a variety of topics; cooking, botany, fencing, music, and other programs headed by Ohtori's finest students and staff. You are also given the chance to meet with the dean of the campus and even apply to attend Ohtori next fall." Wow, this is so awesome!" She said all gidy like. Danielle frowned looking to Sarah in slight disbelief " Who's that letter addressed to?" She asked eating another handful of popcorn. "It's addressed to me, but it's got a list of all the kids attending, and Heather and Becky are on it."
"Oh yeah, I remember getting one of those ivitations." Becky remarked looking thoughtful. Heather frowned "Yeah, me too, but I thought it was a joke." Heather remarked pulling out a postcard with the picture of the school on it "All it says is "help me to bring about world revolution." What does that mean?" Josh developed a sinister look on his face rubbing his hands together "Maybe he works for Microsoft." Sarah smiled "What're we waiting for? Let's GO!"
Becky frowned as she whispered to Heather "Heather, why's she here anyway? She's not even IN this comic strip." Heather frowned and shrugged, "I thought she was with you." Danielle frowned relizing that she was going to be alone for the rest of the summer if she couldn't go,"Do you think they'd let me in?"
Heather shrugged "Hey, anything's possible. Who would have thought the animators would destroy the end of Digimon's second season? I'm gonna kill them one of these days... GRRRR..." Becky shot up from her seat and smiled "It sounds like fun. I'm game."
Sarah smiled and turned to go "Great! I'll fill out the forms and send them off to the academy. Yay, we're going to Hou-Oushi!" The rest of the group raised their hands in mock enthusasim as a monotone "Whoopeeee." Was the last thing heard by Sarah.
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A week later at the said Ohtori Academey a teen dressed in a white uniform with long red haired walked into the office of the dean Akio with a frown on his face. He spoke as he dropped a load of papers on the desk "Boss, we just got back the last of the applications. Those four American kids you wanted to come here are on their way." Akio clapped his hands together with a sinister expression on his well tanned face "Eeeexcellent!" Touga froze sweatdroping "Would you mind not doing that? You're creeping me out." Akio frowned as if Touga had just told him that he couldn't have any christmas presents
"Fine. Still, they may be on their way, but they'll never GET here!" He smirked as he opened the huge widowns behind his desk as a band of winged monkeys march into the office "Fly, my monkeys! FLY!" He cackled insanely as the apes leaped out of the window and take to the sky. Touga frowned looking confused "...Why'd you do that? I thought you said you wanted them to come." Akio placed a hand on his head and laughed "I know. I just always felt like doing that." Touga sweatdroped and fell over "Oi vey... Is any part of this story gonna be serious?!"
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A month later the said group of American kids arrived at the gates of Ohtori Heather frowned looking sick "Man, that was one rotten flight over here." Becky nodded "Yeah, especially when that one guy took over the plane and declared it his own country of 'Bloopyland'and we had to throw him out?" Josh took this time to turn to the readers. "Don't you guys go nuts when we skip parts like that?" Just as he said this the gates opened eerily. Danielle gulped she hated things like this "This is it, I guess..." She looked out of the corner of her eye to see Sarah very uneffected by the eerie opening of the gates or the strange flight "This is gonna be so much fun!" Just as she said this an elephant fell out of teh sky and landed on the sidewalk next to them. Heather frowned eyeing the elephant "Or maybe, just maybe, it's gonna be just like home."
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Mikage Souji was in Danielles opinion a rather attractive pink haired teen who had been given the task of greeting the group which sat in an almost completely empty auditorium. He bowed and did his best smile as he spoke "Welcome, honorable American visitors! Welcome to Ohtori Academy. I hope you will enjoy your stay here." Sarah looked around noticing that she and the others are the only ones there "Hey, where're all the other kids?" Mikage frowned looking around as if searching for an excuse "Ummm... They couldn't come. Well, almost all of them. We have another student here from Easter Island." At this point he pointed to a kid sitting in the back with a huge, stone head. Heather frowned and looked around. "Why didn't I see that coming?" Mikage cleared his throat to get the attention of the group back on himself. Not that he really wanted it that way. "Anyway, we have paired each one of you up with an Ohtori student that will be your roommate for the two weeks you will be staying with us. Ahem..." As the students began to walk in he began reading off the names and who they would be partnered with. "Victoria McDonald, you will be paired with Juri Arisugawa.
Becky looked to Juri a tall thin girl with long red hair. She smiled and winked at her. Becky's eyes widened slightly,Somehow she knew this wasn't going to turn out good. "...........Oh, boy." Mikage continued "Josh Hampton, you will be rooming with Kiyouichi Saionji." Josh took this time to walk up to his roomate and shake his hand. Saionji was tall with green hair slightly curly and a little over his shoulders "Nice to meet you!" He said trying his best to be polite he however found that his roomate was not that polite and he got smacked. Josh rubbed his cheek and glared accusingly at the green haired teen "Hey, what was that for?!" Saionji frowned relizing what he just did and rubbed the back of his head and raised a hand in apology "Sorry. Old habit." Mikage continued "Danielle Lane, you will be with Anshi Himemiya." Danielle turned her attention from her newest stalking victim to her roomate a dark skinned girl with purple hair and wire framed glasses resembling her own. She however didn't relize teh cruel ideal everyone had to put cat ears on the poor red haired teen as she did her best smile (One which would make Samara and every other insane child run for cover.) and spoke "I see... Hello." Apparently Anshi's glasses needed updated lenses or all she saw was the cat ears as Danielle's eyes widened in fear at her reaction. "Oh, what a pretty kitty!" She then proceeded to pull the poor shocked red head into her chest and began stroking her head "I'm gonna love Her and hug her and pet her and call her George, and-" Mikage frowned pitying the poot teen but then again if he could shove a rose through someones chest then he could go on with his job without bursting into tears. "OK, moving on... Sarah Bunting will be rooming with Miki." Sarah looked arounf to find her roomate "Oh? Good!" Miki had short blue hair and large blue eyes. He approached Sarah and smiled polietly "Very nice to meet you." He then clicked a stopwatch.
Sarah frowned "Stop that." She asked Miki frowned looking puzzled "Stop what?" He clicked it again.
"Gurgh..."
Mikage once again continued "OK, last pairing... Heather Hatfield is with Utena Tenjou." Utena was tall with a slightly boyish figure wearing an unusual uniform with long pink hair. She smiled and shook Heathers hand "Nice to meet you." Heather frowned as Utena shook her hand. And she thought Danielle had landed a nut. But then again the cat ears had been genius she spoke slightly snickering "Good to meet you as well, I'm sure... Nice uniform." Utena smiled "Thanks. I made it myself!" Heather whispered something under her breath as a girl with shoulder length blonde hair looking rather insulted. "What? Big bro and I don't get roommates?"
"Touga still has his regular room." Stated Mikage Touga let out a sigh of relief."That's a relief."
Nanami frowned at her brothers remark "Why? Are you afraid of what folks'll find if they go into your dorm, big brother?" Touga looked around nervously "Well, it's not that, but... Uh... There are some things I'd rather no one found out about me."
You see Touga had some rather intresting hobbies, he enjoyed dressing like an Amish Man and churning butter...of course he'd rather not tell anyone seeing as though he had a certain social status to maintain. "Umm...yeah." He left it at that. Nanami then relized something and turned to the pink haired teen "You said Touga gets his own room? What about me?" Mikage frowned and pointed to the last remaing teen "You get the Easter Island kid."
Nanami sweatdroped "Oh... Great... Ah ha ha..."(This blows.) She thought to herself. Mikage once again cleared his throat "Classes begin tomorrow. You may roam the grounds until then. Thank you for your patience." At this point they all began to file out. Anshi pulling Danielle along the poor child looking rather pale as Anshi spoke "Come along, George. I have someone you'd like to meet."
Danielle gasped as she found herself not being able to pull against the purple haired dimwit. On the way out she passes Sarah and Miki
Sarah remarking something quiet suddenly "I'm onto you." Anshi looked puzzled put just walked on.
Josh looked to his partner "So, Saionji, what do you teach?" Saionji answered simply "Cooking." Josh frowned slightly he wanted to learn how to use a sword but oh well "That's neat!" He answered only to find himself being smacked by Saionji again. Saionji quickly apologized "...Oops. I meant "thank you." Josh just muttered a four letter words and followed.
Elsewhere Juri and Becky were making a slightly better relationship "Let me show you the fencing arena. That is what you signed up for, right?" Becky nodded "Yeah. How'd you know?"
Juri answered simply "You got assigned to the instructor that teaches that class. Once we see the arena, would you mind joining me for dinner?"
Becky looked around feeling as if she was suddenly worse off than anyone else "....OK...."
Meanwhile Heather was also getting aquainted with her instructor "So, Yutena..." Utena frowned and stopped the teen "It's pronounced "OO-TIN-UH." Get it right." She said firmly. Heather nodded and then they began walking "So Utena, does anything... random... happen around here sometimes?"
(Cut to a scene of a nun kicking a cop)
Utena frowned putting a hand on her chin "Like what?"
(Cut to a scene of Miki playing the piano and the lid slamming down on his hands)
Heather frowned searching for words "Oh, you know..."
(Cut to a scene of a clown roasting a marshmallow over a campfire)
She finally thought of what to refer to it as "Silly stuff..."
(Cut to a scene of a man getting hit in the face with a pie)
"That just happens..."
(Cut to a scene of a sumo wrestler tap-dancing)
"Without any reason..."
(Cut to a cat driving an SUV)
Utena frowned slightly "No, that doesn't happen around here. Why?"
Heather sweatdropped "Oh, never mind."
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Yeah so what do you think? I'm gonna update once I get at leat one review because I'm happy I got the poster for the Ring so I'm not gonna be difficult to those who read it and want more.