Did you miss me? I certainly missed you. Life can get so… BORING! Aww… Did I shock you? I'm sorry. No I'm not. You're really special, you know. I've never written this much before. I really don't like explaining myself. But I will for you. Did you find the… Well… I'll assume you didn't. Otherwise we would know about it already, wouldn't we? Don't you think, Sherlock? I think we would. But maybe that's just… me. How was life without me, by the way? Were you bored as well? That's so sweet of you. Things are going to be different now that I'm back. Are you looking forward to it? I certainly hope you are. I quite like being enjoyed. Don't you? Do you miss my face, Sherlock? I know you did. I miss my face. So hard to tell you things without a face, Sherlock. But you wouldn't know. You don't use yours. Or your voice. You know, Sherlock, when you really think about it… you're boring, too. Just like everyone else. Ah well. You may all die within the month, you know. Or not. Who knows? One thing's for sure. I will BURN you. I will burn the HEART out of you. So, Sherlock. Did you miss me?