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Toshiro's Rant About Rubber Duckies
Rubber duckies are and always wil be the worst inventions ever made. There are a few reasons that support this fact:
were invented by a woman- You should never trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die.
2. It is indestructible- No matter how hard you try to throw it, punch it, smack it, hit it, step on it, kick it, beat it with a baseball bat, blow it up, burn it, roll it down a rocky mountain, throw it off a cliff into pirrahna invested waters, run it over, drown it, smash it, slap it, feed it to a lion, drop an anvil on it, throw it in a tornado, send it to Timbuckto, hammer it, or stab it, it will live to squeak another day. Kind of like Captain Zaraki.
squeaks- Things that make sounds in such a high-pitched frequency should not exist. It is a dog-whistle for annoying big-boobed women and boys with absolutely no morals.
4. They are water guns- It is not fun to walk down the hall in your barracks, and be squirted with a piece of yellow rubber filled with ice cold water.
They are no longer allowed in squad 10 barrack's after my attempt to kill one of the retched yellow objects:
"Die! Evil rubber ducky, DIE!
This will be the last time you squeak you
VILE,
DISGUSTING,
piece of yellow rubber!
(By the way, that ducky is still squeaking.)
And so they are the worst invention ever created by woman.
Author's note- I do not hate rubber duckies.