Alright! Let's get this started! Send letters to my OC Midwest! Anyone is welcome to send theirs in! So… Some info about Midwest…
She's the personification of the Midwest of the US! She takes care of the states in her region and basically, is their babysitter. There are also four other regions, North, South, East coast, and West coast (note: The coast also goes inland a bit.) But, let's just focus on Midwest now…
Well damn. DAMN DAMN DAMN. THIS SUCKS.
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Sorry for that... Um… unsightly outburst, I'm just a tiny bit peeved. Just a bit.
My older -but much more immature- brother, America has decided I must work on my 'World relations'. Because being in the middle of an economic giant gives me no experience. Thus, I have decided to let you… Uh… other people write letters to me. Advice, comedy, whatever, just lets not make it to inappropriate, shall we? Being gross is West coast's thing. So is drinking, partying, drinking so much he can't stare straight…
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I have an odd family.
A very odd one.
So, send letters. I don't want America to put me in a closet with France. And Prussia.
PLEASE.
From,
Alice Cruz, -Midwest bitches-