Hello my name is Wyvernsaurus and I am new to writing stories. So as you can see I am beginning with a one-shot of a Rosario Vampire/Red vs Blue crossover, with more in the future. I really like the two and I can't help but compare Inner Moka with Agent Tex in many ways. And before you ask, I will be using the anime version of Rosario Vampire as part of the RvB universe for one-shots as it is more easier to use compared to the manga. So anyway these one-shots will include one or all the RvB characters either replacing or joining Tsukune and probably gaining the affection of all, some, or none of the girls, probably none for Church, along with other ideas that I can think of.

disclaimer: I don't own Rosario Vampire or Red vs Blue, they belong to Akihisa Ikeda and Roosterteeth.

And now my first one-shot!

Rosario + Caboose

It was a bright and sunny day in Japan, and a perfect day for the first school semester. There were a few kids between the ages of 12 and 16 seen on the sidewalks heading for their assigned schools while others were on their bikes for the same thing. Meanwhile there were a couple of buses filled with other kids heading for school.

But there was one particular bus heading to a direction different from the others, a bus with a cigar smoking driver with grin on his face and had his eyes hidden in a bus cap. But what set him apart from others was that his eyes were glowing brightly. Another thing was that there was a single passenger in the bus, a blond boy at the age of 15 or 16 with what looked like a military styled haircut, wearing a green jacket, a white button up shirt underneath, a red tie, tan pants, and brown shoes. And like the bus driver, the blond boy had something that set him apart from others, and that thing was that he wasn't from around the area. In fact he wasn't even from Japan at all, but from America as part of foreign exchange program between the boys school and the other school that the bus was heading to.

"Hey kid, you heading to Yokai Academy?" the bus driver asked. The boy didn't respond as he was looking out of the window.

"...Kid?" the bus driver asked again, feeling like he was being ignored.

There was still no answer from the boy as he still stared out of the window. It was not until the time the bus went through a tunnel did the boy finally spoke. "Look at all the colors, their's so many of them. we must be in a rainbow." he said as he could see strange colorful lights in the tunnel, rippling around the bus.

The bus driver couldn't help but sweat drop while loosing his grin. Didn't the boy pay attention to what the driver said at all? "Anyway...you should watch your back over there kid, Yokai Academy can be a scary ass place." the bus driver said.

"Wash my back? Why do I need to wash my back in someones ass? And my name is not kid, my name is Caboose, Michael J. Caboose." the boy now known as Caboose said, not even listening half of what the bus driver just said.

"Really?" the bus driver said as he sweat dropped some more.

XXXXXX

As the bus came out of the other side of the tunnel, it soon stopped at a sign in the shape of a scarecrow with a jack-o-lantern for a head. "Okay here's your stop kid" the bus driver said.

As soon as Caboose stepped out of the but, the first thing he noticed was that the bus stop was near a cliff, and at the bottom of the cliff was an odd-looking ocean, odd as in that it was blood-red instead of blue.

"Why is the lake red? Lakes aren't supposed to be red, they are supposed to be blue like my armor. Did it join the Red Team?" Caboose asked. This caused the bus driver to sweat drop even more, if that was even physically possible.

'That's an ocean, not a lake.' the bus driver thought, quickly closing the bus door and driving off as fast as he could to avoid Caboose.

"Okay good by Mr. Flash Light Eyed Bus Driver." Caboose called out to the now leaving bus as he waved his hand goodbye. He then set his blue eyes on an old-looking castle which must have been the school that he was transferred too.

"I wonder if I will make any friends here like back at base?"

XXXXXX

"Walking, walking, walking, walking..." Caboose kept repeating while he was walking through a forest full of dead trees ,tombstones, and a bunch of creepy crawlies. Of course, Caboose paid no attention to any of it what so ever, not that he even noticed any of it anyway.

"LOOK OUT!"

Noor did he notice being crashed into by a girl riding a bicycle. He fell face first into the ground and heard the sound of metal hit the ground as well. Painfully he got up. In front of him was a girl with long bubblegum pink hair laying a next to him; she had nearly perfect skin, a girl's version of the outfit he was wearing, dark blue socks and brown shoes. There was also a black choker around her neck. Attached to it was a chain and at the end of it was a strange silver cross with a ruby in the center that was shaped like an eye. The girl stirred and opened her eyes slightly.

"Oh I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hit you with my bike! I suffer from anemia and." She didn't finish her apology as she noticed Caboose staring at her, causing her to blush out of embarrassment.

Caboose only had one thing to say the moment he laid his eyes on her. "Look at that all that hair, it's like just like Rapunzel's hair. Only not as long, and pink like Donut."

The girl tilted her head in response. "Eh?" But she soon noticed a cut on Cabooses cheek. "Oh, your bleeding" she slightly exclaimed reaching for a handkerchief and wiped the blood off of his cheek. When she was done she pulled her hand back but then started acting…weird

"This smell…" she whispered. She got closer to Caboose slowly while he just stood there like nothing happened. "Smell?" he then sniffed the air, smelling the sent from the girls hair. "I smell strawberries. Do you smell strawberries?"

"I'm sorry." she said softly.

"Sorry for what?" Caboose asked.

I can't help it. You see, I'm…a vampire." She said softly as she bit his neck. It would have hurt a normal human, but Caboose isn't what you would call normal. When she realized what she was doing she immediately reeled back. "I'm sorry. I just…you see I…I can't…" she stammered. While that was happening Caboose just stared at her with wide eyes. "Are you okay?" she finally asked him.

"A vampire, you're a vampire?" Caboose asked.

"Um...yes" she answer timidly.

There was only silence until Caboose formed a big smile on his face as if the greatest thing has happened. "...Oh boy! A vampire, I get to meet a real vampire! Wait, why don't you turn to fire and dust? Are you from Twilight movies that Donut watches?"

The pink haired girls eye brow began twitching the moment Caboose asked if she was from Twilight. 'This is going to be a long year, I just know it.' she thought.

XXXXXX

(Big Time Skip)

"I need to get angry, and say, mean, things! Like... uh... Your brain is a mountain of hatred!" said Caboose while trying to think very hard.

While this was happening Saizo and Moka couldn't help but stare at him, wondering if something was wrong with him. "Is he brain-damaged or something?" the confused orc asked.

"No, I just think he needs help." said Moka, wondering if there was anyone who could be so...similar to Caboose after spending the day with him.

"Now. I, am, thinking, about... kittens! Guh, kit-tens, covered, in, spikes. That makes, me, angry!" Caboose said while still thinking.

All that thinking seems to have made a break through as he suddenly raised his foot then sent it down the ground with a thundering thud. With that, Caboose raised his head to show that his eyes have completely changed. His once blue eyes once filled will kindness, and mostly stupidity, were now completely red and full of anger, dominating evil, and the same stupidity.

"my name is Michael J Caboose! And I. Hate. Babies." Caboose said with a more deeper sounding voice. The change of his voice, along with what he said only caused a long silence as the Moka and Saizo became even more confused.

Soon the long silence was broken by Saizo saying "Okay, is that supposed it scare"

POW

Saizo couldn't finish his sentence as he was punched in the face by Caboose, sending him flying through the forest knocking down a few trees in the process until his back hit a large rock.

"me?"

Saizo finished weakly before completely loosing consciousness.

Caboose put his head down, hiding his eyes and turned around to face Moka, the girl trying to holding a bit of fear after seeing Saizo get knocked out by Cabooses suddenly gained strength. "What are you?"

With that, Caboose then walked to Moka who stepped back a little until they were only a few inches apart. He slowly raised his head to seeing level to show that his eyes were now back to their blue color "I am your new best friend!" he said as he hugged Moka, who face faulted at Cabooses sudden change in personality, but seemed to still have his super strength as Moka struggled to breath in his grip.

'This really will be a long year.'

So here is my first one-shot. It probably isn't that good but hey, are any first times that good?

Tucker: Bow Chicka Bow Wow!

Church: Tucker what the hell are you doing breaking the fourth wall?! Oh great, now I'm doing it.

Tucker: Can you blame me? You know I can't ever resist an opportunity when it's given.

Inner Moka: The author didn't say that as a pun you sick pervert, it was just a fact that most authors can agree on.

Tucker: Bow Chicka Bow Wow!

Church: That wasn't a pun either, dumbass! And Moka, why the hell are you now breaking the fourth wall?!

Inner Moka: It was either do this and stop Tucker or let him keep messing things up.

Church: Good point.

Tucker: Well while I'm here, I might as well make my own one-shot. Check this out.

(cuts to Inner Moka and Kurumu in very revealing two piece bikinis and with Tuckers voice)

Inner Moka and Kurumu: Hi everybody, were super horny from being super sexy monsters. Oh our tits are so big, (They then pressed their breasts together and began rubbing them slowly), it feels like they'll pop out any minute.

Tucker: Bow Chicka Bow-

BOOM

Tucker: wow. (faints)

Tex holding a rocket launcher: He'll probably be out for a while.

Inner Moka: Serves him right for having a sick mind. He makes Gin look like a saint.

Gin: Why'd you knock him out for? It was really getting to the good part.

BAM

Tex: You were saying?

Church: I can't believe I agreed to this.

...So now with that over I will now announce a Rosario Vampire/Red vs Blue challenge on my profile for those who want to give it a try, along with other Rosario Vampire crossover challenges and a few others once I have the time, just remember to PM me to let me know. I'll also be putting up a poll regarding Moka and Tex.