So this evolved from a conversation Krise and I had. And well, kinda crackful? Enjoy?

"Just think about it, Batman had to have some sort of criteria for picking his side- partners," Bart's voice floated out of the kitchen causing both Nightwing ad Robin to halt in their steps. They glanced at each other and silently agreed to continue no further until they found out what this conversation was about.

"Pretty sure that's not it, hermano," Jaime moaned

"It's probably something else, like their kick as fighting skills," Virgil's voice supplied.

"Or the fact they're great detectives," Wonder Girl added.

"Or their black hair," Beast boy chirped in.

"Pretty sure it's not that."

"At least it's more plausible than Bart's," Beast Boy muttered back.

"No, guys, Bart may be onto something- as weird as that is to say," Wally said, his voice held excitement and there was the distinct sound of chips being eaten.

"We can just ask them," Conner grunted. "They're right outside."

The current and former boy wonders looked at each other and shrugged, entering the kitchen. Everyone stared at them expectantly and sure enough Wally had a bag of chips.

"Ask us what?" Tim questioned.

"Let me put it this way, do they got the booty? They dooooo," Bart crowed, having zipped behind the pair.

"That's it, I'm changing the password for the wi-fi," Jaime groaned.

"What Bart meant was, does Batman pick you all because of your nice...behinds or is that a coincidence?" Wally asked between eating some chips.

The two ebony headed boys shared another glance, having a silent conversation. "You'd have to ask Batman," Tim finally answered as Nightwing tries to lift up Robin's cape to see if it was. A slap to his hand by his little brother stopped him though.

"Crash! I'll do it," Bart shouts and is gone before anyone can do anything.

"He's going to be killed isn't he?" Garfield asks, a little uncertain.

"Probably," Wally answers stuffing some chips into his mouth as both Robin and Nightwing nod.

"Why didn't you stop him?" Cassie demanded.

"I kind of wanted to see the outcome."

"He gave me a five second head start," Bart began as he whipped back into the room, sticking his hand into Wally's bag of chips. "Where can I hide to be safe?"

"From the Batman? No where," Nightwing supplied, still trying to get a look at Robin's butt- his had still being slapped away from the young teen's cape.

"I'm so moded."

"So...did you get an answer?" Wally asked as his cousin continues to steal his chips.

"Does having a batarang thrown at you count? No? Then nope, no answer. At least he won't be coming after me first," Bart began to ramble. "I may or may not have said that I was asking because a certain red headed speedster and a clone of the kryptoian variety were seen checking out his sons' rear ends and- I should probably go now. Bye." With that the young speedster was gone, along with Wally's bag of chips.

"Ay dios mio."

"I'm going to kill him," Wally hissed.

"Not if I get to him first," Conner growled.

But their plans for murder were halted as the sound of the zeta tubes powering up and announcing Batman's entrance sounded throughout the room. None of the young heroes dared to move.

"Run, Supey, run!" Walled yelled and the two senior members of the team began to make their mad escape.

As the chaos settled, Nightwing chuckled. "What do you know, my lil bro does have a nice butt!"