Mario and Luigi were catching up with their friend Link who was accompanied by Navi the Fairy.
Link-Hey guys, Zelda definitely digs the Link machine oh, yeah!-
Navi-Oh, please! Just yesterday she made you clean the castles dungeon-
Link- errr, Shut up! That was just training! She digs me guys, don't listen to Navi.-
Navi- *sighs*-
Mario-Whatever you say Link mah boi-
Link-What's that supposed to mean!?-
Mario-That if she-a "digs" you as you say, she wouldn't-a make you clean dungeons-
Link- That's funny coming from a plumber afraid of commitment!-
Mario-Hey! That-a was a cheap shot! I'm-a just waiting for the right time!-
Link- Yeah, well, you have been waiting since the 80's!
Mario-*Starts shouting at Link in Italian*-
Link- Ok….well Ba-ba-da boopy to you too!-
Navi- ughh…Luigi and I came to the conclusion that you are both idiots-
Luigi- Oh, yeah!-
Mario and Link- You wanted to share something with us Lugi!?
Luigi- oh, no….errr, oh look! There's Kirby! *ufff*
Kirby- Hi!
Mario,Link,Luigi and Navi- Hey Kirby!-
Kirby- Hi,hi,hi,hi,hi! *What up homies? You chilling with them hot chicks of yours? Oh, yeah I wouldn't mind me slapping some royal ass!-
Link- Hey Kirby, did you know that Zelda's obsessed with me? She can't get enough of my bulging muscles and charms-
Navi- You're the one obsessed with Zelda you can't go 5 minutes without mentioning her! And what muscles? You are so skinny you barely have any, oh and charms? You asked her if she wanted to see the Linkinator in the bathroom you sick pervert! I'm glad she gave you a black eye that day-
Kirby- Hi,hi,hi *Fairy torched your ass!*-
*Stomp!*
Wario- Wahahaha! What's this a loser convention? Wahahaa! Hey, Mario stooges! Thank you for the gold wahaha!-
Mario-Why are you thanking us and what-a gold?-
Wario-Uhhh…no reason, bye now!-
Luigi-*gasps* Mario!
Mario-What is it Luigi?
Luigi- Wario was holding a familiar looking chest…-
Mario- Yes, it looks just like the one at-a home-
Luigi-Yeah, I think that was our chest, Wario even thanked us for the gold…-
Mario-What! damn Wario!!! Come-a back with our gold!-