I know I shouldn't love you; that it isn't right.

But how can I help myself?

Piece of my past, bane of my existence...

I'm lost, I feel so alone.

People say it's okay to love you; that I should go with it.

And how can I not?

Blond locks swim in my mind, plaid shirts are all I see.

Oh, why aren't you real? Why me?

I just want you to know this: I love you, Arnold.

Even if it's weird.