A/N: This is with Ten, Rose, and Jack. Set in some AU where doomsday never happened. Fluffy story. Really, really random. Hope you like it!
The sky was bright green and the three setting suns made the iridescent grass shimmer yellow and red. A city could be seen on the horizon, shining blue even at this distance. There were bird-like creatures in the sky, singing melodies that rung out over the planes like a million crystal glasses being tapped in unison. And the smell, oh the smell was past description. Sweet and sour at the same time, refreshing and soothing and nurturing, everywhere at once but leaving the air light.
Three people stepped out of a 50's police box. In the lead was a tall and very good looking man with messy hair and a pinstriped suit. Following was a similarly attractive man with a coat that wouldn't have looked out of place in the London blitz, and taking up the rear was a blonde woman with thick eyeliner. The latter two stood there, awestruck, while the first walked unfazed into the meadow with a huge grin on his face.
"Menel Cemenyë. Widely regarded as the most beautiful planet in the universe. The cities here are built of Menche, a blue gem unique to this planet. Its everywhere here! Literally everywhere!" The Doctor stooped down and dug around in the soil a few moments and pulled out a shimmering blue rock, "See, Menche! The grass here actually absorbs it and uses it as food, that's why its so shiny. An entire ecosystem built on a gem! Brilliant!"
"Can we go to the city?" asked Rose, finding her tongue.
"'Course! Allons-y!"
The city was even more impressive up close. The buildings were low but wide, spaced far apart with grass in between. The Doctor explained that the inhabitants lived together in huge families in the houses, and that this enabled even the biggest cities to look like suburbs. He chattered away about the history and so shocked everyone when the building he dragged them in was not a museum or town hall, but a pub.
"Doctor, why are we in a pub?" Rose asked immediately.
"Most beautiful planet in the universe also makes some of the best liquor," He answered, waggling his eyebrows suggestively.
"So you brought us here to get drunk?" Jack chimed in.
"Wellllll... If you want to think about it that way... Yes."
They approached the bartender and the Doctor ordered drinks. The Doctor downed his dark purple cocktail immediately, and watched as Rose tried hers. She took a mouthful... and spat it out.
"That burns like a #%!$!"
Jack and the Doctor just grinned, both familiar with Cemenyan drinks. Rose tried again, a smaller sip this time and moaned, making both the gents very uncomfortable.
"God that's good! Doesn't burn half as much the second time 'round."
"Careful though, its strong," warned Jack as she continued to drink it, though she payed no heed to his comments.
"I want a banana daiquiri! Do they make banana daiquiris here?" wondered the Doctor randomly.
Once they were all settled in with some drinks around a small table, they drank in silence. Even the inside of this pub looked unearthly, and it seemed almost rude to speak. However, this was not the situation about an hour and twenty drinks later. The Doctor and Jack were singing a very off-key version of "Piano Man" and Rose was slurring along.
"WELL WE'RE ALL IN THE MOOD FOR A MELODY, AND YOU'VE GOT US FEELING ALRIGHT!"
A couple of Cemenyans cast them grateful glances as they finally shut up.
"Doctor, I left my jacket in the TARDIS. I'm going to get it" Rose declared. She had suddenly decided that it was cold and she needed her pink denim jacket. She got up to leave and promptly fell over, making the Doctor sigh exasperatedly. As the soberest of the three, he decided it was his duty to get it and rushed out the door, leaving Rose with a very drunk (and flirty) Jack Harkness.
"Have I ever told you that that necklace really suits you?" Jack said, evoking a giggle from Rose.
"You know, you should wear..." he squinted at the necklace as he attempted to bring it into focus"...Messalanian pearls more often."
"Jack, stop!" Rose said with another giggle.
"Why should I? I'd like to see you try to stop me," teased Jack as he slid closer to her. Rose's giggling faded out a little as she realized he wasn't actually teasing. He never did this, not anymore, not to her. Not even when he was drunk. The look in his eyes told her he didn't intend to stop at flirting, and it was making her nervous. She should move. She should tell him that he shouldn't do that, because... because why? She wondered. Her excuse had always been the Doctor, but now she wasn't so sure. She should stop chasing him. He had never cast a second glance at her, and she needed to stop pining after him. A friend he'd always be, but she needed a man. She needed... Her intoxicated mind struggled to make sense of the situation she couldn't figure out even while sober. She needed... Jack. And so she took him.
Rose leaned in and kissed Jack hard on the mouth. He was still for a few seconds, shocked that his attempts had actually worked but soon was eagerly kissing back. Their tongues slid into each others mouths, neither of them withholding anything. They were too drunk to care about how they appeared to the other people, and too drunk for delicacy. Rose took one of Jack's hands and placed it on her breast. His other hand soon followed and he squeezed eagerly. She ran her hand up his thigh and kept it there, wishing they had thought to book a room at the inn so they could go there now, but she had to be content with kissing. Once they broke for air they shared a questioning glance, eager to continue but nervous at the same time, but both gave in. Jack nuzzled the crook of Rose's neck, biting slightly and even licking, making her moan in pleasure. He broke of and kissed her again, even more eagerly than before. She kissed back with equal force, nibbling at his bottom lip and licking all around, and all in all locking in to him. Their mouths fit perfectly and they kissed for what seemed like forever, only stopping for air. They were still locking tongues when they both got the distinct feeling of being watched. They looked up together just in time to see a very broken looking Time Lord turn and walk away.
A/N: I will update soon! I won't be one of those $$wipes that say they won't update until a certain number of reviews, but reviews really do speed up writing! :D :P