Authors Note: Thanks to elvendork27 for being my beta. She's always there to correct my grammar. I don't know where I'd be without her. Don't be a stranger, I'm open to reviews. Enjoy!
Chapter 1:
"River!" The Doctor exclaimed, water dripping from his now-in-need-of-a-trim hair. " River I'm sorry!"
"I thought our date was going a little too well!" River snapped back marching into the console room.
"How was I meant to know that the ice planet had melted?" The Doctor defended. Tearing off his soaking wet shirt and throwing it over the bannister to dry.
"It's been melted for 300 years! You got it 300 years wrong! Every single..." Then his hearing went to pot as he admired how great River looked wet. The water tamed her unruly curls and brought them to hang just above her perfect brea...
"Doctor?" River questioned awakening him from his daydream.
"Um... I... Errr" He fumbled trying to find the right way to say " I was distracted by your boobs"
"Jesus Chirst Doctor!" River yelled slapping him right across his over-sized chin and knocking him into the console, causing him to land on a rather suspicious looking big red button that he hadn't noticed before.
He tried to ignore the sting in his cheeks and opened his mouth to respond but before he could say anything the TARDIS made a rather unhealthy squeak.
"Not again!" And then they were falling. Through the time vortex, through everything that ever is, was or will be. They clung to each other as they hit the cold floor and desperately tried to regain there balance but it was no use. They rolled across the TARDIS floor banging against just about everything in the room.
And then it stopped. The TARDIS crashed with a big thud and that was the only noise for about 10 minutes. An eery silence rang in there ears until The Doctor jumped up and ran to the console.
"Oh sexy are you ok? It's ok, you'll be ok" the Doctor reassuringly whispered. River couldn't help but chuckle at the way the Doctor babied the TARDIS.
"Thanks for helping me up" River moaned sarcastically, rubbing the back if her head to relieve the pain.
She hopped up and checked the scanner.
"What's it saying?" The Doctor called.
"Nothing"
"Nothing?"
"Nope"
"There must be something"
"Check for yourself"
The Doctor ran over. She was right.
"Nothing" he sighed in despair taking a few steps back to flop on the chair. "Can't you just work with me for once? Once! It's all I ask!" He complained banging his head against his fist.
"It might help if you didn't leave the breaks on when landing her" River stated. The Doctor would've retaliated with something clever if her hadn't known that she was right. "I'd watch your mouth if i were you Professor Song" was the best he could come up with.
"If you call me Professor again I might have to teach you a lesson." She teased, winking at him which made him shiver.
He pulled out his sonic to distract himself from his embarrassment and tried to get a reading. After several attempts the whirring sound got on Rivers nerves and she strutted towards the door, swaying her hips to please her husband. The doors flung open and she was faced with yet another dark door.
"Doctor" River called nervously.
"Yes dear?" Usually she would've enjoyed the endearing term, but now really wasn't the time. She slowly turned around to reveal her shell-shocked expression to the Doctor.
"Doctor, we're at 221B Baker Street"
Authors Note: Dun dun dun! Hope you enjoyed it. All reviews are welcome. The next chapter Clara will come in as well as some Sherlock characters, how many I haven't yet decided. Lots of Yowzah and Sherlolly fluff to come. Yasmin x