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Emmett's pov

"Okay kids your mom and I are going to visit Tanya and her coven. Now don't break anything," Carlisle said emphasizing the word anything.

"Here are the rules if yall play truth or dare: don't get caught in jail...again and don't embarrass our family please." Carlisle pleaded.

Oh yeah I thought, Edward groaned. "Don't worry pops we won't." I said mischievously.

Emse just gave me a look and left and Carlisle followed. "OK who is up for a little truth or dare?" I asked.

"What harm could it do?" Bella sighed.

"That a girl." I cheered. "Fine" everyone else said.

"Uncle Emmett you go first." Nessie said.

Ok I have to do a good one. "Jasper truth or dare?" he gulped. "Dare?" he said as if were it was a question.

"Good choice. I dare you to go to Wal-Mart and test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisle while draping a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "I'm Batman. Come, Robin, to the Batcave!"

Alice and Jasper were staring at me with their mouths open. Everyone else was laughing so hard they were out of their chairs

Bella pov

OMG this was hilarious. We were all in the fishing area of WAL-MART and jasper was getting ready. Emmett was taping it. "Lets just get this over with." Jasper said.

First Jasper went up put the rods. He got the biggest on they had. he got the hooks on it and threw it on the other aisle. We went on the aisle and this old lady was getting a can of fish food then JAsper's hook caught the old ladys purse and the 0ld lady went nuts.

"AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! MAgic hook!!!!!NNNNoooo."the old lady screamed. JAsper got the purse and the old lady went to JAsper.

"GIve me my purse you thehern."she wacked him up side the head. He had the cape on now.

"I'm Batman. Come, Robin, to the Batcave!" he said as the old lady chased him. this was funny! he went to the reatrooms so she could beat him up. She walked away. Jasper came out.

"Not funny you guys." Jasper said.

"We have it on tape. Hello youtube!!" Rosalie said.

"Oh yeah. Rose turth or dare."JAsper asked her

"Dare!"She said crealy not afriad.

" up to a girl and say "It's YOU!!! I haven't seen you in so long!!!!" and kiss her, then say "Why didn't you ever call me?" and walk away." Jasper said.

We all laught expcet for Rose and Emmett

Rosalie'sPOV

"What?!?!!" I screamed.

"DO IT. DO IT."Everyone cheered.

"Fine." i of coruse Emmett is tapin' this.

i walked up to a girl and said, "IT'S YOU!!!!!I HAVENT SEEN YOU FOREVER!!" she looked horrified. i kissed her. "Why HAvent you called?" then i walked away.

"IM sorry i had to go to my Dad's house. We can start over." She said.I froze. I looked BAck At her and ran to the car. My family followed to.

"Rosalie, that was effin' funnie." Jacob said.

"Dog, turth or dare?" i asked him.

"Dare." he said. i have a good one. Alice busted out laughin'.

"Good one Rose." Alice said. I smiled.

"Ride the little rides for toddlers. Fit the character; if on a horse, act like a cowboy, etc. If a little kid comes over wanting to use it, start crying." i started to laugh,

"Fine." JAcob huffed. He went over to the liltle rocket and said,"LOOK AT ME!!!IM A SPACE MAN!!!!!!LOOK AT THOSES STARS." he said pointin' to the a lilltle boy came over. "I WANNA RIDE I WANNA RIDE." he screamed excitely. Jacob looke over at the kid and started to cry. "WWWWWWWAAAAAAAAA I WANNA RIDE!!!!!!!WWWWWAAAAIM THE SPACE MAN!!!!" and he ran away cryin'. i was laughin my butt off. "Happy blondie?" Jacob asked me. "Ecatic." i said.

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