The studio was completely dark. The cameraman couldn't see two feet in front of him.
He hit the "record" button. "Josh, Blaineley, we're a go." Suddenly, the lights flashed on. The Celebrity Manhunt intro played on the giant screens located around the studio, and the show's intro music blared from large speakers located next to the screens. Josh and Blaineley turned and faced the camera.
"Greetings, Manhunters!" bellowed Josh. The 35-year old host, was, as always, dressed very sharply, with his trademark oversize red bow tie and black suit coat over a white dress shirt. "I'm Josh!" The camera panned to the tall, skinny woman seated next to him. She had long, dyed blonde hair, wore a pretty little red dress, and had a very nice rack. She'd often caught Josh staring at it, but that was her intention wearing such a little dress after all - to get people looking at it. "And I'm Blaineley! And welcome back to Celebrity Manhunt! We'd like to start off by retracting a story from yesterday's episode." "Yes," continued Josh, "Yesterday we reported that Shawn got Jasmine pregnant. However, as Jasmine's lawyers have informed us multiple times, this story is false. We once again would like to apologize for the mistake."
"But, now, onto our main story tonight," stated Blaineley. "It's been three years since the Total Drama series stopped production without warning after Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race. It was a tragic day indeed. Since then, there has never been any confirmation or even hint that it would ever be renewed! But we've received information from inside Total Drama Production that there will be some big Total Drama news dropping TONIGHT! Our source is on the phone right now, and has requested that he be called "Potenza." On one of the large monitors in the studio, a video feed of a man entirely shrouded in shadow was displayed. "Hello, Potenza!" said Josh. "How are you?" "I'm doing absolutely perfect!" said Potenza, whose voice was computerized. "Even more perfect when I drop this Total Drama bombshell on you guys!" "Wait, YOU'RE dropping the bombshell?" said Josh. "I thought you said Total Drama Production was dropping this news!" A slight chuckle came from Potenza's end. "Funny thing about that…"
Suddenly, the lights came on in Potenza's feed. His voice became unscrambled. Blaineley and Josh were staring into the face of Chris McLean. "I AM Total Drama Production!" "Overdramatic much?" asked Josh nonchalantly. "What, you're not surprised?" asked Chris, semi-shocked. "No, the fact that Potenza used to be your stage name kind of gave it away," deadpanned Blaineley, "we were just playing it up for dramatic effect." "Oh," said Chris, "That's a little bit disappointing." "Get to the point, McLean," said Josh. "Fine," said Chris. "You have no idea how happy I am to be announcing…"
Blaineley and Josh waited in anticpation.
"…that Total Drama has been renewed for another season!"
Blaineley and Josh cheered and did their trademark fist bump. "CELEBRITY MANHUNT EXCLUSIVE!" they screamed together.
"I'm back, bitches!" cackled Chris.