"I must've done something really bad to get you four together... Am I on the naughty list?" I ask with enthusiasm
"Ha on naughty list? you hold record!" North's booming voice replied "but no matter we over look now we are wiping clean the slate." his heavy accented voice was kind of making me dizzy while I asked in wonder," how come?"
It was the kangaroo that answered me this time but he said it in a rhetorical mocking voice as he commented back "ah good question!"
"how come? I tell you how come! because now you are guardian!" north exclaimed as two of his yetis held up large glowsticks behind him that i now nervously realise are flaming batons, guardian banners flop from the ceiling while a horde of those freaky little elves start blowing into horns and banging on drums and marching around while two of mama tooths pixies try to put a red white and blue snowflake necklace on me i back up into a yeti "ohahey get off of me!" i whispered really shocked and a little annoyed at what was happening.
North with his huge wolverine eyebrow caterpillars exclaims, "this is the best part!" as he too starts marching in place, those two yeti start flinging those flamey things around 'honestly don't they know how dangerous those are?' i thought while trying to inch away but i was caught stumbling backwards by said yeti and then a very angry little elf i've dubbed velma points with her blue glittery nail at my feet to some ridiculous blue guardian slippers with bells on them like little elf shoes which is ironic because elves don't where any, 'gawd this is getting weird' my mind was going around that sentence a lot lately.
Some pixies swoon, the little sparkly shorty that i'm sure is Arnold's dad silently toasts me 'YELLOW SNOW! this is getting outta hand!' I slam my staff down and Aria pushes back hard in all directions while a thin sheet of ice covers the floor
I ask them "What makes you think I want to be a guardian?" North starts to laugh when i cut him off "Let me rephrase that, guardians are about protecting the children and i'm cool with that but guardians also help and work for yue's betrothed and i am soo not chill with that" Lil Miss toothina who looks awfully confused asks "who's yue" my reply came with a bit of anger "The girl locked up in the star next to the moon duh?"
"oh, but why are you so against being a guardian jack?" tooth whimpers slightly
I hate making girls feel bad! "I am not against being a guardian i'm against the moon douche" was my reply
"WHAT! why?" hotly proclaimed our lovely resident roo.
"3 hundred year thats why, three hundred years of isolation! 300 years of being unseen unacknowledged, of being unloved and unknown. three hundred years of unanswered questions, three hundred years of being utterly alone! 3 CENTURIES of being unseen and unheard!
All that time, I begged, pleaded, screamed, cried, AND prayed for answers, for SOMETHING! but I was ignored.
For three hundred years, that bastard has ignored me and of all that time i have only heard the moon say two word to me and those words where 'JACK' and 'FROST' so I am sorry if what little trust i do have to give simply can NOT go to the fucker who sits on his ass in the night sky"
and with that i scream "ARIA, take us home!"