Summary: Just a few funny one shots I put together for OTH. What I have done is taken a few scenes from the show and put together a little side story of my own and here you have it. I hope you enjoy them.
Chapter One Description and Setting: This takes place during season one where Nathan gets arrested for the party that was thrown at his apartment. Later in that episode Dan stops by the café after sleeping with Deb the night before. However the rest of the episode goes a little differently in my story…
The Chronicles Of Tree Hill
Dan enters the café and approaches Deb as Karen stands off to the side. The woman in question studies the couple before her and something about their behavior just doesn't seem right. She shifts uncomfortable and inches closer to try and listen in on what's being said. Unable to take it any longer she decides to bite the bullet and question them.
"Okay there's something going on here and I know it"
Deb putting on an innocent face "What are you talking about?
Dan smiles at Karen, knowing that she knows exactly what's going on.
The dark haired woman continues completely ignoring the look Dan's throwing her "You've got that look"
Before anyone could respond Lucas, Nathan and Keith walk in.
"Hey guys what's up?" questions Lucas innocently.
"What look?" questions Deb not bothering to address the new comers.
However, Karen was not about to let the blond off the hook that easily. She was going to get to the bottom of this no matter who was present. Maybe it was all those novels she read. All of a sudden she thinks she's a freaking detective who's capable of solving mysteries on a simple hunch. I mean really, who the hell could possibly solve a murder just because they read a few books. Shit like that just doesn't happen.
Oh wait it is only season one where the story lines and plots actually do make sense however I get the strangest feeling that maybe just maybe that will all change by season three. Oh well, let's just continue shall we?
Karen "That I just had sex with Dan Scott look you damn trader"
To which her all knowing son with a hero slash Sherlock Holmes complex replies "I think you're wrong Mom. She doesn't look like she's about to puke"
Nathan: Yeah and I don't hear her talking about committing suicide.
Dan turns to them with a hurt expression "Hey, I'm still in the room ya know!
Keith: And that's what makes it so funny.
Dan glares at Keith before slapping him in the back of his head "Bite me!"
Karen turns to him sharply, sucks her teeth and rolls her eyes "Dan come on you know I can't do that with other people in the room"
Lucas is stunned and a little sickened "What?! Don't tell me you've been sleeping with him again!"
Karen turns to face the blonde wearing a guilty expression "Just a little bit. Ok, at least twice a week"
Nathan "Oh the humanity"
Keith shakes his head in astonishment "Karen how can you betray me!"
Dan rolls his eyes "Damn it Keith it's only season one you two don't get together until season three, right before I kill you"
"Oh, ok. My bad"
Keith takes some time to think about it.
"Wait a minute! You're going to kill me"
Dan realizing his mistake and tries to cover up his super evil master plan not wanting it to be ruined before he's had the chance to carry it out "I didn't say that"
Unfortunately both his sons rat him out "YES YOU DID"
"You're both grounded now shut up"
Lucas folds his arms across his chest before turning to Nathan "I knew we shouldn't have said anything"
"Can we get back to the fact that you (She says pointing at Deb) slept with my boyfriend" Karen says with her hands on her hips giving Deb a dirty look.
"Hey, he's my husband"
"That's so not the point and if you want to get technical about it he was mine first"
Lucas stands and applauds "Word up ma!"
"Shut up Lucas" Nathan says giving him a small shove.
"Both of you shut up! (Dan says pulling up a chair as Keith does the same) I want to see how this turns out"
"Ditto" Keith says sitting next to his brother leaning in close to the woman, hoping that there will be some shredded clothing by the end of the fight.
Deb comes from around the counter and glares at Karen: "Key word being was yours now he's mine"
"No, he's mine"
Deb smiles and puts her hands on her hips "Well he was mine last night"
Karen takes a deep breathe, throws a dish rag at Dan then turns back to Deb with a smirk "Well I guess you didn't do the job right because he was mine this morning!"
"BITCH!" screamed Deb as she lunged at Karen knocking her to the ground. However Karen was quick to gain the upper hand pinning the woman to the ground and slapping her repeatedly.
Dan: THIS IS GREAT!
Keith: "Yeah. Nice round house Kar!"
Nathan: "Hey something's missing. Go mom!"
"Kick her $$ Mom! (He yells turning to Nathan) Oh yeah I know what it is"
Lucas rushes over to the stereo and turns on "Girl Fight by Brooke Valentine"
Nathan: Now it's complete!
LOL… Okay guys next up will be some Naley followed by Lucas, Peyton, and Brooke.
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