Story Title: Castle Authoress
Author: Alicia Jewel
Summary: This is what happens when you have nothing to do but listen to music all day. I decide to force all of my favorite Kingdom Hearts characters from the first game and CoM into my little castle for some big fun.

Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts or any of its characters. I just pwn them in this story. I also don't own the Gameboy Advance or Action Replay. But I do own Alicia Jewel, who is based off me.

Note: I was REALLY bored and had a dream about this a few nights ago. This is not my best work. Not even close. Please don't flame me for this pure weirdness.

Also, according to a fanfiction dictionary that I found on the 'Net, an Avatar is when the author inserts themselves into the story. You could also call this a Mary Sue because of my authoress powers.

Chapter 1 - Writer's Block

The line segment seemed to be mocking me at the moment. It sat in the upper-right hand corner of the screen, just blinking. Nothing was around it except a few toolbars and pure whiteness. It just stood alone, blinking with a rhythm that reminded me of my mom's car blinker.

Yep, folks, I had writer's block.

Why could I not think of anything to write? Sure, I still had to update Shalla's Legacy and Ribbon of Heart, but I had no clue what to do with either of them. So what did I decide to do? I decided to try and write another story for the sake of getting over my writer's block, but I had block on top of my block! Yeesh!

I flopped my head down onto the keyboard. A few random letters appeared behind the blinker before the computer beeped at me. It usually did that when multiple keys on the keyboard were being held down for too long. Yes, my computer was smart enough to know when I was either falling asleep on my keyboard or flopping down from stress as I did now.

I began thinking about my Gameboy Advance that was lying on the couch in the living room adjacent from the room I was sitting in. It mocked me more than the line segment. (What was that thing called, anyway? It's not a cursor... is it?) For the past two days, I had been stuck in the Coliseum in Riku's story. It would not be so hard if I could use my Action Replay to adjust his deck a bit. But, no, all I could do to help myself was try the infinite HP trick which not only did not work (at least not from what I could see), but it glitched up the game and made it even more impossible to win. As if that were even possible.

Just the thought of the fact that I was stuck in Riku's story made me a tad bit happier. From the second that I saw him and his adorable face, I'd had the hugest crush on him and his total cuteness. Not just him, but a ton of others as well, namely Leon, Cloud, Axel, and (don't kill me), Marluxia. They were just all so hot. Yes, even Marluxia, even thought I had my reasons to believe that he was a girl at first. I mean, who in their right mind would have a pink scythe as a weapon and base his attacks around pretty pink flowers? Now, I can understand myself doing that...

Wait a minute.

Me...

Having a pink scythe and flower attacks...

That. Was. It.

I sat up, and my fingers rushed back to the keyboard. I began typing... typing... Yes, this was it. My awesome author powers were about to rise to a new level! I resisted an evil laugh as my fingers began glowing as the words on the keyboard began to swim around and form a picture. Everything around me began to change. A castle formed around me, and I sat on the top floor, still typing on my keyboard as the world continued to morph around me...

Sora, Kairi, and Riku lay on the beach of Destiny Island, watching the waves roll against the sand. The wind was blowing gently and the sun was shining bright, making it official that a perfect way was to come.

"So..." Kairi began, sitting up and brushing a small bit of sand from her hair. "What do you guys want to do today?"

"Eh, I dunno," Sora replied, shrugging his shoulders. "Wanna... have a race?" He stood up and began running in another direction.

"Hey, Sora!" Riku called, jumping up and running after him. Kairi followed close behind. "Wait up!"

"No fair!" Kairi shouted. "You two got a head start!"

Sora looked back, laughing and apparently showing off his clean teeth. Kairi and Riku were shouting something to him, but he did not pay attention. Unfortunately, when he turned around to look ahead of him again, the first thing he saw was a tree... which he ran into 1/100th of a second later. Kairi stopped in her tracks when the spiky-haired boy fell down onto his back, but Riku only smirked and kept running.

"Hey, George of the Jungle," Riku taunted, looking down at his friend, "watch out for that tree. Oops, too late."

Sora groaned and rubbed his head. "That's not funny, Riku," he growled, standing up. He looked back at the tree and blinked. "I don't remember that tree being there before..."

Hehe... If you haven't already guessed, I'm already using my incredible author powers to alter this setting. The first thing I had planned to do was slow Sora down a bit so that Riku could win, but Sora running into a tree sounded way funnier! Okay, sorry. That was me and my yapping. Back to the story...
"You're losing it," Riku laughed, shaking his head.

"Sora!" Kairi shouted, finally running up to the scene. (Yeah, I slowed her down a bit for the sake of a funny moment or two.) "Are you okay, Sora?"

"I'm fine, Kairi," Sora replied, sighing. "That was weird..."

"You need to be more careful, Sora!" Kairi whined, hugging the spiky-haired one. "You could have been seriously hurt!"

Suddenly, something squawked above. The threesome looked up to see a pink bird with multicolored wings flying down toward them. She was carrying an envelope in her talons.

"Message for Sora the Moron, Kairi, and Riku," she squawked.

"Hey!" Sora growled as the envelope dropped to the sand. The bird hooted in delight and flew off. She seemed to disappear over the horizon in a matter of seconds.

"Well, that was weird," Riku commented, snatching the envelope from the ground. He tore it open and pulled out its contents.

Dear Sora, Kairi, and Riku,

Consider this an invitation. Exactly two seconds after you finish reading this letter, you will be warped to Castle Authoress along with several others that you will meet later. You will learn more upon arriving at the castle.

I hope to see you there. Hehe... I know I will!

Alicia Jewel

The three blinked in confusion. Before anyone could speak, a white light surrounded them, and they fainted.

To be continued...

Yep, the first chapter of my strange adventure. Wewt! Okay, a few notes...

Yes, I honestly think that Riku, Leon, Cloud, Axel, and Marluxia are all cute and/or hot. Sue me, okay? Also, I really am stuck in the Coliseum on CoM. Erk...

So, stay tuned for Chapter 2. Please review in anyway that you'd like with the exception of flaming. And, yes, I realize that Alicia is pretty much a Mary Sue. As said before, I had writer's block and was bored.