[I was eating a candycan and thinking, "hey, what would Legato do if he were set in in a room with candycanes and stuff?" Then, from the depths of my insane mind, came...]
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Have a Very Trigun Chirstmas
Vash: *is in a room, sitting on a couch with Knives* Now Knives, Chirstmas is one of my favorite holidays, do you know why?
Knives: Because it gives you an excuse to wear red?
Vash: No.
Knives: Because it gives you donuts.
Vash: Au-thor-ess!
Knives: It gives you the authoress?
Shinrigaku: *suddenly appears* Kniiiiiiives, we've talked about this.
Knives: *glare*
Shinrigaku: Eeep! *disappears*
Knives: *sighs* I dunno, why do you like Chirstmas?
Vash: Because this world is made of L-*gets stopped by the sound of a door*
Meryl: *walks in with three boxes of ornaments* We're back.
Milly: *follows with many stockings* And for some strange reason, guess who we found?
Wolfwood: *follows carrying the front end of a tree* Hey, Tongari!
Vash: Wolfwood!!! We thought you were dead!
Wolfwood: Me too.
All aformentioned characters: *look up at the sky with questioning looks*
???: Will you GET MOVING!?
Wolfwood: *looks back outside* Awww, whasamatter? You cold?
Knives: I know that voice!
Midvalley: *follows Wolfwood with the other end of the tree*
Knives: *smiles brightly* It's the Guns!
Midvalley: Yeeeeeeeeup.
Domnique and Zazie: *walk in carrying wrapping paper and boxes*
Zazie: The others were too busy being dead to make it.
Knives: Weren't a few alive?
Zazie: I... think so.
All: *look up again*
Legato: *shoves Zazie out of the way and has a candycane sticking out of his mouth*
Knives: Legato!!!!!
Vash: *hides behind the couch*
Legato: *laughs bitterly at Vash* Idgiiiiiiiiiit.
All except Legato and Vash: 0_o;
Vash: *in a sing-song voice* Love and Peeeeeeace, Love and Peeeeeeeace, Love and Peeeeeeeeace.
Wolfwood: Milk and cookies?? GREAT IDEA! I'll go make them! *walks to the kitchen*
Legato: Food? *follows Wolfwood to the kitchen*
Zazie: I get to lick da bowl. *follows*
Midvalley: Ummm, cheese! *follows*
Dominique, Vash, Meryl, Milly and Knives: .......
Knives: I'm gonna go and throw snowballs at cars, mmmmmkay? Later! *leaves*
Dominique: I guess...
Meryl: That we're...
Milly: Stuck....
All 3: With the tree.
Vash: QUIT FINISHING EACHOTHER'S STATMENTS!!!
Narrator(aka: Seto Kaiba in a Santa Suit): Will everyone enjoy Chirstmas? Why did Midvalley say "cheese"? Can the protagonists and antagonists get ALONG?!? Hell if I know... *wanders away, dragging Mokuba the Elf behind him*
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*TBC!*
Sorry, some characters are OOC because I haven't seen they're episodes (ie: Zazie, Dominique, Legato). Any ideas on how to get some Chirstmas spirit into them. I hope so, 'cause I can barely make Knives listen to Vash.
Love and Peace,
Shinrigaku
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Have a Very Trigun Chirstmas
Vash: *is in a room, sitting on a couch with Knives* Now Knives, Chirstmas is one of my favorite holidays, do you know why?
Knives: Because it gives you an excuse to wear red?
Vash: No.
Knives: Because it gives you donuts.
Vash: Au-thor-ess!
Knives: It gives you the authoress?
Shinrigaku: *suddenly appears* Kniiiiiiives, we've talked about this.
Knives: *glare*
Shinrigaku: Eeep! *disappears*
Knives: *sighs* I dunno, why do you like Chirstmas?
Vash: Because this world is made of L-*gets stopped by the sound of a door*
Meryl: *walks in with three boxes of ornaments* We're back.
Milly: *follows with many stockings* And for some strange reason, guess who we found?
Wolfwood: *follows carrying the front end of a tree* Hey, Tongari!
Vash: Wolfwood!!! We thought you were dead!
Wolfwood: Me too.
All aformentioned characters: *look up at the sky with questioning looks*
???: Will you GET MOVING!?
Wolfwood: *looks back outside* Awww, whasamatter? You cold?
Knives: I know that voice!
Midvalley: *follows Wolfwood with the other end of the tree*
Knives: *smiles brightly* It's the Guns!
Midvalley: Yeeeeeeeeup.
Domnique and Zazie: *walk in carrying wrapping paper and boxes*
Zazie: The others were too busy being dead to make it.
Knives: Weren't a few alive?
Zazie: I... think so.
All: *look up again*
Legato: *shoves Zazie out of the way and has a candycane sticking out of his mouth*
Knives: Legato!!!!!
Vash: *hides behind the couch*
Legato: *laughs bitterly at Vash* Idgiiiiiiiiiit.
All except Legato and Vash: 0_o;
Vash: *in a sing-song voice* Love and Peeeeeeace, Love and Peeeeeeeace, Love and Peeeeeeeeace.
Wolfwood: Milk and cookies?? GREAT IDEA! I'll go make them! *walks to the kitchen*
Legato: Food? *follows Wolfwood to the kitchen*
Zazie: I get to lick da bowl. *follows*
Midvalley: Ummm, cheese! *follows*
Dominique, Vash, Meryl, Milly and Knives: .......
Knives: I'm gonna go and throw snowballs at cars, mmmmmkay? Later! *leaves*
Dominique: I guess...
Meryl: That we're...
Milly: Stuck....
All 3: With the tree.
Vash: QUIT FINISHING EACHOTHER'S STATMENTS!!!
Narrator(aka: Seto Kaiba in a Santa Suit): Will everyone enjoy Chirstmas? Why did Midvalley say "cheese"? Can the protagonists and antagonists get ALONG?!? Hell if I know... *wanders away, dragging Mokuba the Elf behind him*
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*TBC!*
Sorry, some characters are OOC because I haven't seen they're episodes (ie: Zazie, Dominique, Legato). Any ideas on how to get some Chirstmas spirit into them. I hope so, 'cause I can barely make Knives listen to Vash.
Love and Peace,
Shinrigaku