The Yellowfang and Nightcloud Show

by Empress Tansy

Yellowfang, in her retirement, has decided to start a talk-show about motherhood. She's hired Nightcloud as her crazy, often annoying co-host, and together they interview mothers, fathers, kits, and their sons. Occasionally they review books and movies. Warning: Contains dangerous amounts of hashtags, singing, and attacks. Nightcloud is a very problematic co-host. Enjoy!

1. Introduction

Episode 1: Introduction

Yellowfang stared out into the crowd of cats gathered in a large, brightly lit auditorium. "Hello!" she called, signaling for the guests to settle down. "Welcome to The Yellowfang and Nightcloud Show!"

The black she-cat sitting in the red plush chair next to Yellowfang sighed heavily. "I thought we were calling it 'The Nightcloud and Yellowfang Show'. "

"Well, you stink," Yellowfang explained dismissively. "The audience is only here for me, so my name goes first."

"I hate you," Nightcloud hissed.

"I know."

Nightcloud flicked her tail in annoyance. "So our first topic will be 'Who raised the better son?'"

Yellowfang leaped to her paws, amber eyes flashing angrily. "Wait! I didn't approve of that! That's totally unfair- I didn't get to raise my son!"

"Well, then we have a winner! Me!" Nightcloud shouted joyfully as the audience erupted in thunderous applause.

Yellowfang leaped off of her chair and dug her claws into the wooden stage floor. "My Broken-baby is so much better than your worthless boy."

"You take that back!" Nightcloud hissed. "Breezykins is perfect!"

"My son was a Clan leader!" Yellowfang boasted.

Nightcloud laughed. "Yeah, a bad one."

"Crowfeather doesn't even love Breezepelt," Yellowfang argued. "My son had two loving parents."

"My son is better than your son!" Nightcloud screeched.

Yellowfang threw her head back in anger. "Brokenstar!"

"Breezepelt!"

"Broken-baby!"

"Breezykins!"

With a howl, Yellowfang launched herself at Nightcloud, tearing into the black she-cat with unbelievable force.

The camera-cat, a ginger she-cat named Tansy, quickly decided she needed to end the show. "Cut! Cut! Cut it out!"