All the kids in the districts liked Christmas a lot
But Snow, who lived in the Capitol, did not!
He hated their happiness and he hated their joy
But most of all the president hated their noise.
But how could he end it without losing his power?
And so he thought, cooped up in his tower.
And then with a grin he came up with a plan
A horrible, terrible, wonderful plan
"No more Christmas! They'll kill children instead!
Then they won't celebrate, they'll wish they were dead!
Now we'll have Hunger Games, all the districts bar none
Will send us two children, oh won't it be fun?
They will fight to the death so all can see.
Then the only one happy at all will be me!"
And he sang and he danced as he told all his friends
About his new wonderful holiday plans.
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A/N: Credit for the first two lines and the general style goes to Dr. Seuss, but the rest is mine. Thanks for reading, and happy holidays!
~HungerFangirl