"grandmother, what do you mean," Neville asked quietly. He tried to deny the thought of his grandmother naked, but he couldn't resist the saggy breast on her wrinkled chest. "Neville," his grandmother whispered, leaning over him and grabbing his groin. Neville squeeked in pleasure as she gave it multiple squeezes.
"you know exactly what I mean," she growled and shoved her hand in his pants, finding his member and clasping onto it. Neville bit his lip tight, his hard throbbing for attention. Neville's grandmother whipped off his pants and underwear, letting his erection pop up. Neville saw the opportunity and he grabbed the extremely saggy breasts and squished and squeezed them. She moaned and screamed in ecstasy and pain, then slapped Neville across the face with her pre-cum covered wrinkly hand.
"that hurts you bastard!" she screamed. Then, she dipped her head down and took all of Neville into her mouth. Neville gasped and moaned as his grandmother sucked and licked his penis. She was slow and steady. It made Neville want more. He grabbed her head and began to trust. She realized she had no more control and let him do as he pleased.
As if magic, all their clothes were off and Neville had his grandmother pinned to the couch. He thrusted hard and fast into her saggy vagina and she screamed like she was going to die. Neville shoved a pillow in her mouth so she wouldn't wake the neighbors. They were at it for hours before mothers grandmother mention, "Neville, it is way past you bedtime!"
He rolled his eyes and got off, shoving his reducing hard into his boxers.
"good night, Neville!" she said as she returned to her room. Neville cursed and went back to his bed and began to masturbate to the thought of his grandmother," Luna told her class. "and that is my summer fan-fiction!"
Macgonagles jaw dropped to the ground. Ron was burrowing his face in his sleeve on his desk. Draco was pretending he hadn't heard a think Luna had said. And Neville looked sick to his stomach.
"well that was... Interesting," Macgonagle commented. Luna smiled proudly at her 3 stories.
"why thank you," Luna hummed. The class was silent. There was a distant cough from the back of the class. Luna stood at the front with the widest smile, looking over all the disgusted faces.
"go sit down Luna, please," Macgonagle said quickly, edging Luna back towards the rows.
"I have more!" Luna said cheerfully.
"no, please, no more," Macgonagle pleaded, pushing her down into her seat. Luna frowned.
"Harry, who was sitting beside Luna, tried to turn away from her, but she patted him on the shoulder. He turned around and forced a smile.
"I made one about the dursleys too," Luna said in her whispy voice. Harry tried not to gag.
"I didn't add you though," Luna whispered and winked. Harry smiled weakly, holding back the bile in his throat.
"I thought that was really freaking hot," Seamus said from behind Harry.
"me too," said Dean.
"well you two can just go be gay by yourselves, thank you very much," spits Harry.
"says the one who fucks Draco every weekend," Seamus mumbled?
"shut up," Harry quickly replied and deliberately pushed his face back into his book.
So? Do you want to here Luna's retelling of the dursleys family game night? Or is that enough family game nights for you? Leave a comment if you want to read the Dursleys!