Rating: G
A/N: Hello! This is MiraiGurl here, and well…can you believe it?! This is my one year anniversary with Fanfictions, so this is my anniversary present to all of you. I want to thanks you all So much for all of the encouraging reviews and for just taking the time to read these stories. Anyhoo, I'm here with another exciting new story! And what's this??? OMG, it's not a romance story! O.o LOL! This is a story that you all probably will think that I cooked up while I was filled up with hyperness, but…I wasn't, I think. This idea just popped into my head one night, and I just couldn't let this one get away so here it is…
Disclaimer: I do not own Rurouni Kenshin or The Newlywed Game, I just wrote the story.
~Announcer Voice~
~Welcome to the first, and probably only, "Rurouni Kenshin Newlywed Game." Today's couples are Himura Kenshin and Kaoru who have been married one year, Sagara Sanosuke and Megumi, marries six and a half months, Shinamori Aoshi and Misao, married two weeks, three days, nine hours, and seven minutes, and finally, Myoujin Yahiko and Tsubame whose been married five days. And now, here's your host, MiraiGurl!~
MiraiGurl: Hello and welcome to the Rurouni Kenshin Newlywed Game where one lucky couple will win their first, or second, honeymoon. Now…let the games begin!…After this commercial brake, of course.
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MiraiGurl: And we're back. During the commercial brake, we sent the ladies backstage to sound proof rooms, or at least we think and pray they are. Okay, guys, let the answers fly to these questions fly, and remember people, we have to be able to have a young audience. Kids these days, they watch these kinds of shows. Alrighty now… first, what attracted you to your wife? Kenshin? Oh yes, and if there were multiple things, pick the main reason.
Kenshin: Well… hmm. It would probably be her willingness to give people another chance, with or without knowing their past.
MiraiGurl: Interesting. Sanosuke?
Sano: Easy. Definitely her good looks; no wait… yeah. The looks.
MG: Surprise, surprise from Sano. Shinamori-san?
Aoshi: Well, I was particularly fascinated by Misao's determination to protect her loved ones.
MG: And, finally, Yahiko?
Yahiko: Her kindness.
MG: Question number two. If you could go back to your first date, where would you take her? Sanosuke?
Sano: To the Akabeko, of course.
Aoshi: To my favorite thinking spot. A field I found not far from the Aoiya full of sakura trees.
Yahiko: I would take her on a walk to the countryside.
MG: And Kenshin?
Kenshin: I would take her to a spot down be the river and watch the stars.
MG: Aww. Very romantic. Third question. What's your wife's bet body part? Aoshi?
Aoshi: Her eyes. Definitely.
MG: Wow! I can't believe we're getting this much out of Icicle Shinamori. Is this like, a world record or something? Anyway, Yahiko?
Yahiko: Her feet? I guess. I don't know!! -.-
Kenshin: Her lips.
Sano: Duh! Her butt.
MG: Okay…another answer that only Sanosuke would say on this show. Final question, ya'll. How many kids will your wife want to have? Yahiko-chan?
Yahiko: Aww man! Stop with the "-chan"! She'll want three.
Kenshin: Two.
Sano: One.
Aoshi: Five -_-;
MG: Yikes! Poor you. After the break, we'll see how well you did.
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Kenshin: Have no fear… Shinta cleaning is here. We'll have your house or dojo clean in no time! Just call and we'll be there!
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MG: Hello again. The girls are here to earn some points towards the honeymoon. This first question was: what attracted your husband to you? Kaoru?
Kaoru: Oh, Kami. Umm… I gave him a chance even thought I didn't know his past.
MG: Judges? *Thumbs up* All right. We can accept that, five points. And the first points of the game, too. *Kenshin and Kaoru quickly kiss* Megumi?
Megumi: My looks.
MG: Yup. Misao?
Misao: Hmm- *looks over at Aoshi* my determination? *Aoshi smirks and kisses her.*
Tsubame: I think it was because of my compassion.
MG: Your kindness, sorry. So the scores are: Himura= 5, Sagara= 5, Shinamori= 5, and Myoujin= 0. Second question if you could go back to your first date, where would your husband take you? Megumi?
Megumi: The Akabeko most likely.
MG: Correct!
Misao: One time, he told me about his favorite thinking spot, so maybe he would take me there.
MG: You guys are on a roll! Myoujin-dono?
Tsubame: To the lake.
Yahiko: On a walk to the countryside.
Kaoru: The place where he proposed, the hill with the big sakura tree close to the dojo (A/N: read Ashite'ru to understand this better).
MG: No, sorry. Thirdly, what's your wife's best body part? Misao…
Misao: My um… hands?
Aoshi: I've said time and time again how your eyes mesmerized me.
MG: Next.
Tsubame: Feet.
Yahiko: All right! *Kisses and hugs her*
MG: Kaoru-dono?
Kaoru: My lips. I know you said that once or twice before.
Kenshin: And I'm going to say it again. *Kisses her passionately*
Audience: *Hoots and hollers* Aow awo!! *Whistles*
MiraiGurl: That may be one for the record books, ladies and gentleman.
Kenshin: You have beautiful, smooth lips. *Kaoru blushes*
MG: Ahem…and now onto Megumi.
Megumi: My boobs.
Sano: Your butt. It's so bootylicious!
MG: -.-' Final question- how many kids will your wife want to have? Tsubame?
Tsubame: I always said that I would like o have two.
MiraiGurl: Then Yahiko didn't pay attention. He said three. Kaoru?
Kaoru: Two.
MG: All right! Megumi??
Megumi: I can never decide, but most of the time, I tell Sanosuke one.
MG: Yup. Misao…
Misao: Five!! =)
MiraiGurl: Yes! Oh yes…and sorry Aoshi-san. Right now, the score are: Himura-15; Sagara-15; Shinamori-15; Myoujin-5. When we come back, we'll be asking the ladies for the answers to the ten-point questions.
A/N: Hello again! Welcome back to the "End of the chapter Talk Show"! Here's your host, MiraiGurl!!
MiraiGurl: Hi, guys! Can you believe it?! We're now showing on two channels (two stories. For other story, please see "The Cloud and Him".) Well, this is my first year anniversary present to all of you, the loyal readers. I'm SO SORRY that I haven't updated any of my other stories in a while; I promise that I am working on another installment for a couple of my stories. Schoolwork has been heavy, you know getting ready for exams and stuff. But, I'm free for at least a week! WOHOO!! Great…my sponsors are telling me that we're out of time, so see ya next time on "The End of the Chapter Talk Show"!!!!