Ramen Conspiracy

I don't own Naruto

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"Will that be all for you?" asked the giggling girl behind the register. The raven-haired boy gave a slight nod and put money on the table, he didn't even hear the amount, but took his change and left.

To any innocent bystander, the Uchiha looked like on any other day. In reality, the inner side to him was beaming at the brilliance of his plan. Actually, his plan wasn't all that brilliant for two reasons: One, Naruto is not stupid, and two, I think he finally cracked.

He walked calmly along the road, confident in his plan. Oh yes it was going to work. He would show Naruto what he had gotten for him and the slightly shorter teen would rush at him and then Sasuke hoped to be in a situation like before; lip-locked with the boy.

Oh yes, Sasuke has finally cracked.

He sped up slightly, wanting to get to the training ground faster. Just as suddenly as he had gained confidence, it faded away to doubt. What if…? Sasuke shook his head before he even had time to think. He must keep his goal in mind. He walked towards the training grounds.

His plan could not fail.

When he arrived, he saw the target aiming a few shuriken at a target. He opened his mouth to speak, but in reality, the Uchiha had started to blush. Why? Because Naruto was hot, sweaty, and half-naked. Sasuke quickly suppressed the blush and decided he might want to try later when: One, Naruto wasn't so busy, two, Naruto wasn't looking so smexy, and three, Sasuke did not feel the impending hard-on that was coming.

"Sasuke-Teme!!!" Sasuke froze as his back was turned. Naruto had spotted him. He heard the footstep of the teen and turned around to see the Shinobi bouncing towards him. Naruto stopped suddenly, almost a full ten feet away and pointed at the brown bag in Sasuke's hands.

"Ne, Sasuke, What's in the bag?" He asked. Then, as almost an after thought he added, "Is it for meeee?"

Naruto laughed a little but it soon ceased when Sasuke gave a shaky nod. This was not going according to the plan. He was supposed to be calm and collected like an Uchiha, not giddy like a fantasizing high school girl!

"Really, what is it?" Naruto asked curiously, tilting his head cutely to the side. The inner Sasuke we all know is there screamed, 'KAWAII!!' but the flabbergasted Sasuke pulled the small gift out of the bag.

"…RAMEN!" Naruto lunged for the small object in Sasuke's hands and the Raven-haired boy almost forgot his plan. He stretched his arm away from Naruto, who only gave a slight pout. The next thing he knew was that the teen had launched himself at the Uchiha in an attempt to get the Ramen.

Sasuke was tackled to the ground and then he glanced quizzically at the blonde above him. He blushed when the blonde took the ramen from his shaky grasp and pulled back, straddling his waist.

"N-Naruto?" He asked, cursing his voice for being so shaky at this critical time. His plan was failing horribly. Naruto wasn't supposed to get the ramen yet.

Naruto looked down on him and then smirked, "Why did you get this for me?"

Sasuke continued to blush, his mouth opening and closing a couple of times. He couldn't stop his eyes from wandering over the sweaty muscles.

"You really should look at my face when I'm talking to you."

"I-I was!" Sasuke said, his eyes snapping back up to look into the deep blue eyes. He jumped when a calloused hand brushed a couple of strands of hair from his cheek.

"I'm not an idiot." Naruto said with a sigh. Sasuke gulped. He was so busted.

"But I am going to thank you for the ramen." Naruto said and then quickly pushed his body down, his form fitting into Sasuke's without much difficulty.

His lips found the other's fairly quickly, as if he already knew the act and had done it a million times. He licked at those lips, half parted from shock, and took the opportunity to slip his tongue into the unexplored cavern of Sasuke's mouth.

The Uchiha chose this time to respond as his tongue flitted with the other's, in a wild and forbidden dance. He moaned slightly when he felt Naruto's hand tugging at his hair, pulling him closer and deeper into their kiss. Naruto pulled out for a quick breath and then dipped his head, continuing to move his lips against Sasuke's. Slowly, he drew the Uchiha's tongue out, into his own mouth, sucking on it slightly, running his teeth over it and he felt the Uchiha's grip on his hips tighten from the sensation.

Naruto smirked as he pulled away from a flushed Uchiha.

"I think that should suffice." The blonde said. It was then the Uchiha found his brain and thought of a comeback, "Well, I guess you don't like Ramen even half as much as you say you do."

This comment brought a slightly amused look to Naruto face, "Oh really?"

He brushed their lips together slightly before he moved to trail wet kisses down Sasuke's neck. The Uchiha moan when Naruto sucked on the junction of his neck and shoulder. He felt a slight prickling sensation and he knew the blonde was leaving his mark.

Naruto moved up to lick the raven-haired teen's earlobe. After doing so, the teen below him let out a breathy gasp, his hold tightening as he bucked his hips, grinding their now evident erections against each other's.

"I'm guessing that's your sensitive spot." Naruto continue to tease, running his tongue along the ear-lobe, sucking on it and even gently biting it. These actions exhumed the sexiest sounds from the Uchiha. Naruto sighed and then bit his own tongue, loving every noise the Uchiha made.

"I'd love to give you more, but I'm hungry and I want to eat my ramen." He gave a fox grin and rolled off a very disappointed Uchiha.

Naruto smiled at him and said, "I'm probably going to be just hanging out at home after that."

With that said, he grabbed his ramen and then left.

The Uchiha sat there pondering for a moment and then suddenly his brain found him again. He smiled and then dusted himself off.

"Naruto's apartment it is." He smiled and then barely contained his excitement as he followed the route to Naruto's apartment; a route he would soon become very familiar with.

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Hn, this came out as a joint idea between me and crazy novelist-san. Well, she was going to do drabbles too…but I think she only has one or two and there. How you enjoyed reading this. Review plz.