Disclaimer:I do not own harry potter. I do not own any of its characters. If I did the story line and pairings would be very different.

This is just a bunch of rambling on that me and a few of my friends did. This is what happens when you add a bunch of bored high school students and free time together. You get trouble!

Please no flames!

Once upon a time, Harry found out someone wrote him and Hermione together. He was very pissed so he flamed them all and went to the pure, very pure, writer Levi. Then he was together with Lupin. All was happy.The End.

Lupin and Harry were married.Harry and Lupin loved his adopted nudist son. Harry went to Hermione and Ron's wedding. Draco peed his pants. The pee loved him.

Harry realized how stupid he was to marry Lupin. He left him and their adopted nudist son and later after a divorce married Hermione. They lived a long and happy life with their 2 children.

Ron found out and investigated. He found out Harry was evil and put Hermione under the imperius curse. He freed Hermione and killed Harry. Harry died.As in dead. As in gone.

A badger cried, but thats about it.

It turned out it was only his evil twin that had died. Ron was in a car crash and was put in a coma.

It turned out Ron died and became a ghost. Hermione, hating that Dobby was forcing Harry to marry her, killed herself and became a ghost too. They loved each other forever and ever.

Luna and Goyle were in love. They dated for about two years. A badger chewed on Luna's toes and she fell into a coma. Goyle's evil twin then appeared and betrayed his brother by secretly dating Luna when she came out of her coma.

But during her coma she had changed. She was now a dumbeldore wannabe. So she tried to snag Ginny. Neville got angry because Ginny was pregnant with his baby.

It was secretly Malfoys baby though.

Ginny had a sexual change. Her baby was no longer human, but now house-elf.

Dobby said..."Sexy!Yo' baby is!"

When the baby was born it developed long elf like ears and wanted to bang his head a lot. He finally over the years got a huge head concussion.

Ginny cried and killed Malfoy for being a dumb blonde.

Ginny then realized what she had done and celebrated.

Sirius went to Lupin's house and they both ressurected the good Harry and the three of them had wild, passionate pedophile sex. Afterwards the three of them got married. Harry became an assasin and killed Luna with a dead rabbit.

But Luna was possessed by the devil so her and Harry fought a long hard battle that only lasted about five minutes. Harry finally got a weasel and beated her in the head. The devil is mortally wounded by weasels.

Beer was passed around again.Dumble D and Mc G mysteriously disappeared and disturbing sounds came from Snape's quarters. Snape screamed and stabbed his nose off with Harry's weasel. Ginny burst out of a cup of wine, wearing nothing but a bikini, and thuroughly undead. Only Malfoy and Neville were happy to see her.

But suddenly Lupin transformed into a were wolf and kidnapped Harry. Sirius cried until he found a blow up Harry doll, then he was happy. Lupin and Harry lived happily and Secretly forever. Meanwhile at the party, right after Harry and Lupin left, Dumble D and Mc G came out and screamed "GANGBANG!" when they saw Ginny. Suddenly everybody there was on the undead girl. Yes, even Sirius and his blow up doll.