Atopos - It's been awhile. Well, I still don't own anything, and Kakuzu is a bit out of character. I'm sorry if anyone takes offence to this, it's just supposed to make fun of Deidara, not anyone else. Please just R&R.
A Little Joke
"Okay, okay, stop me if you've heard this one. A man in heaven was asked how many times he fucked some other bitch besides his wife and he says – Ow! What the hell?!"
"I've heard that one before."
Hidan rubbed his shoulder. "Didn't have to hit me, bastard."
Kakuzu shrugged nonchalantly. "You said to stop you if I'd heard the joke before."
"Whatever," Hidan huffed. "Why the hell are we taking this mission? I thought it was Deidara and Sasori's job."
"We're meeting them."
"Shit."
They stopped a few hours later at the spot Kakuzu claimed was where they were supposed to meet Deidara and Sasori. In no time, the four were together. Sasori was definitely the cause of them being punctual.
"Thank God you're here," Kakuzu whispered to Sasori. "I was stuck for four hours with that ass, listening to his jokes."
Sasori chuckled, "I was stuck with Deidara claiming he should always be the top in out relationship."
"What?!" Kakuzu jumped backwards.
"What?" Sasori looked confused for a moment, "I didn't know Hidan could tell jokes."
"Hidan!" Kakuzu yelled, "Tell a joke!"
Deidara, who was standing next to Hidan, looked impressed. "Yeah, say something funny, un!"
"Okay," Hidan smiled brightly. "What do you do when a blond throws a bomb at you?" He waited a second for a dramatic pause. "You pull the fucking pin and throw it back!"
Deidara glared. "I hate you, un!"
- Atopos