Me: This is totally random. Basically, Misty is like an agony aunt in a pokemon magazine and the characters write to her. Don't own pokemon, on with the story! It'll all be episodes where Drew and May are in cause I am more of a contestshipper than a pokeshipper. Even though I have that in this too.

Misty sat down on her computer chair and checked her emails. There were all her emails from the Miss. Waterflower section in the magazine she wrote for: let's see, number one.

Dear Miss. Waterflower,

There's this boy I met today and he's really arrogant. He makes me soooo mad! But he is kind of handsome. But he insults me! I am so confused. Do I have feelings for him or what?

Please help,

ConfusedCoordinator

Misty chuckled, and wrote her reply:

Dear ConfusedCoordinator,

I would wait until you meet again and then find out if he likes you or not. You don't need to be obvious, just drop a few subtle hints. As for the arrogance, I'm not gonna say 'Just try and ignore his faults!' I think you should get him back, no matter how much you think you like him. It's not worth letting him walk all over you!

Let me know how it goes,

Miss. Waterflower

Next...

Miss. Waterflower,

There's this incompetent girl I met today and I think she's really great. But the only way I can think of to get her attention is to make her mad. Plus, she looks really cute when she's mad. How do I be nice, and get her to like me?

Sincerely,

TheFanClubMagnet

Dear TheFanClubMagnet,

Why do you have to make her mad? Are you that arrogant that it comes naturally or do you think she's so special you need extra meanness? Think that over and well...don't flip your hair so much.

Yup, I know who you are!

Miss. Waterflower

Dear Miss. Waterflower,

There's this girl I like and I used to travel with her and she helps run a gym and her initials are MW. She's bossy to me and I am very scared of her as well as liking her. What should I do?

From,

ScaredOfMisty

Misty looked at the email disbelievingly. How many Waterflower families did he know? Didn't he realize that some time or another she would read this?

Dear ScaredOfMisty,

Do you think she's bossy on purpose? Maybe she just likes you and isn't sure how to show it. Talk to her.

Do you really think I'm bossy?

Miss. Misty Waterflower

She laughed out loud at the next one:

Dear Misty,

Yes, I know it's you, and you're probably not even going to reply this letter, but I NEED HELP!!! I love Nurse Joy and Officer Jenny and almost every girl I meet!!! I AM SO TORN!

Help me choose,

LovestruckBrock

Dear LovestruckBrock,

Here's an idea- GET A LIFE! But keep in touch...I like to hear from you. And if you can get a hold of Ash tell him he will write to me or die. If he can't figure out where I am, you put the address on. Don't waste your time filling his head with facts that he turns into nonsense. He'd probably think you were saying that in a new region called Cerulean there's a gym called Indigo that's surrounded by mist.

Repeat, GET A LIFE!

Misty