A/N: Eyo. I DON'T OWN KUROSHITSUJI IN ANY WAY, sadly. x.x Sorryyy for the annoying short chappy. But this will indeed be a another lovely collab with my epic twin, shadow! ^^ xD Hopefully we can actually remember to update it this time... -headdesk- Anyway... Enjoy! Review! Critique is always welcome! ^^ ================================================

I shook Yuki awake roughly.
"The hell?" She exclaimed, suddenly awakening and opening one eye to glare at me in agitation. "What? Someone I know better be dead and/or needing medical attention."
I rolled my eyes at her complaints and pulled her by the limbs out of bed. "Come on! I found something really cool and I want to show you."
I proceeded to pull her down various long passageways and corridors (our house is mega-huge)until I spotted the place where I'd hidden it a few hours before.
I finally released her and stooped down to open a large hidden trapdoor that led to the garage.
"The garage?" Yuki asked, squinting her bright green eyes at me. "We've known about that for years now."
"No, it's what's *in* the garage," I replied, hurriedly lowering myself into the dark hole. "I think Ayame's finally lost it..." She muttered to herself.
I pretended not to hear and let go of the edges of the trapdoor, letting myself spiral down, down, down.
When I hit the bottom with a *thunk*, I called up to Yuki that it was safe to come down now and she followed soon afterward.
I quickly lit an old oil lamp with a spare match and began leading her through the dark hall. I eventually found a light switch and flicked it on, filling the room with light and warmth. We then walked over to a big UFO-looking object in the corner of the room.
Yuki stared up at it, her mouth slightly open in awe. "Is that... What I think it is...?"
I nodded. "Our very own time machine. Let's try it out, shall we?"

A/N: I KNOW. Just as annoyingly short as the first chapter of my other Kuroshitsuji fic. x.x I'M SO SORRY. But hang in there, Allie should make this completely and totally hilarious. xD

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