Hey, eveyone! Kain Lockheart here. I have an obsession with Ouran Host Club and I couldn't get the plotline out of my head! So here it is. My first fic, so please no flames!

Disclaimer: What? You think I own Ouran High School Host Club? Pssh, if I did, why would I be writing this here?! It would be in the story!



Ouran Academy was buzzing with after-school activity. A tall stranger in a black leather jacket and faded jeans sauntered up to the school gates. Whoever it was grabbed the shoulder of a nearby male. Lowering their sunglasses, the stranger addressed the student with amber eyes.

"Is this Ouran Academy?" the stranger asked. The male's eyes widened and he nodded then ran.

"Huhn. What's his problem? Anyway, I've finally found the damn school."

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The next morning, the stranger walked into the school. At the desk, the secretary tried to hide her disapproval of the strangers clothes behind a pleasant smile, but the stranger saw straight through her.

"Expensive uniforms, those," the stranger said with a sneer. The woman's smile faded quickly.

"What can I do for you?" The secretary asked in annoyance.

"Ah, yes. My name is Alex Shibuya. The new scholarship student." The secretary gave Alex a look that said, 'Really?'

"All right. Here's your schedule and map. Your here quite early, Shibuya-san, so why don't you take a look around." Alex cracked her knuckles and said,

"Arigato." Then walked away.

Alex's point of view

"2-A, huh? I wonder when I'll get to see Haruhi."

FF to 1st period

I sat in the empty desk near the window. The students around me chatted away about their lives, but I could care less. Quickly scanning the room, a tall blonde guy attracted my attention. Making sure I only saw him out of the corner of my eye, I studied him. The blonde was tall and skinny. He had an air of 'ignorance is bliss'. I brushed a strand of my reddish-brown hair out of my eyes and looked at everyone else. EVERYONE was staring at me. The girls' eyes had hearts in them!

'Ah, great. Here we go again. My leather jacket doesn't show off my lovely bombshell chest, so everyone thinks I'm a guy! Well, it could be fun….' I thought to myself. I gave the ladies a smoldering smile and winked. I noticed out of the corner of my eye that the blonde stared at me with admiration. Just then, the teacher walked in, announced me as the new scholarship student, and had me introduce myself. The rest of the morning went by just as smoothly.



LUNCH

I was just about to enter the lunchroom when I saw how many people were there. Just to let you know, I can't have more than 50 people in a room, unless it's at a band concert. I could feel my pulse quicken and jump to my throat.

"I c-can't g-go in there," I said under my breath. I turned on my heel and ran for the door leading outside. I bumped into someone but didn't stop to see who it was. It felt like the air had been stolen from my lungs. Despite that, I ran to one of the big gardens. I stopped and dragged the fresh air into my lungs. Spotting a suitable tree, I jumped and climbed to one of its higher branches. Lying down on the branch, I leaned my back against the tree and fell asleep listening to the wind.

I awoke to the sound of someone yelling. Trying to tune them out, I turned over, just then realizing I was in a tree. Too late! I fell down about two or three branches before catching one and hung there. Looking down I saw the blonde guy from my class. He had a worried look on his face. I clicked my tongue in annoyance and vaulted from the branch I was hanging on, landing inches in front of him on my feet, like a cat. He stared at me with raw astonishment while I glared at him. I was just about to tell him off, when he clasped my hand and knelt before me.

"Will you join the Host Club?" he asked with the most beautiful lavender eyes I've ever seen. I thought this over staring into those eyes. If he could help me find Haruhi, I'd play host club (again I thought with an anime sweat drop)

"Sure." He brightened. "If," I continued, "you do me a small favor." He nodded fervently. "Tell me where I can find Hauruhi Fujioka." His lavender eyes sparkled.

"You know Haruhi? Come on, you must be freezing." Only then did I notice that it had rained while I was asleep and I was SOAKED!

Then the chills came.

"Ah, Damn! It even soaked through my jacket!" Lavender-eyes (That's what I decided to call him) pulled me inside the school and through various hallways. I made note of them all, when he suddenly stopped in front of a room labeled '3rd music Room'. 'A music room?' I asked myself. When the door opened, rose petals attacked me.

"Ah! What the HELL!" I yelled. I rubbed my eyes and opened them to see the strangest sight I'veever seen. Six very good looking guys, wait, no, Five guys+Haruhi, surrounding an empty throne-like chair. 'Why is Haruhi wearing the guys' uniform? Oh, I see…' The guys looked at me then to Lavender-eyes.



"Tono? What is this?" The identical twins spoke at the same time. The looked the same, but I knew they couldn't be. Lavender-eyes smiled brilliantly and said,

"He's our new Host!" Then, I looked over at Haruhi. She looked so cute with that confused look on her face.

"Haruhi!" I charged and hugged (tackled) Haruhi. I realized at the last minute that we were falling backwards, so I used my quick reflexes and made sure to get under Haruhi so she wouldn't hurt her head. Unfortunately, MY head made contact with the floor and it made a dull thud. 'Ooo pretty stars ' I shook off the thoughts and pushed my up and coming concussion aside.

"Ah, Alex!" Haruhi cried. "Are you OK?!" I smiled and nodded, jumping to my feet. Bad idea. I stumbled a little then caught my balance.

"I'm Alex Shibuya." I said with a wink. "I'm Haruhi's friend/bodyguard." Their eyes widened and I got a good look at them all. My eyes locked with a tall, black-haired guy with glasses. My memories flooded, making my head pound harder.

"Ootori…" I trailed off and covered my face with my hand.

"Shibuya…" He trailed off as well.

"Wait. You two know each other, too?" The twins asked. We both nodded slightly. I was looking him up and down. He was taller then he was three years ago. His face had softened, as well. I could feel that nervous feeling bubble up inside me. Ootori was looking me up and down with widened eyes. Then he pushed his glasses up and said,

"So you're our new host, Shibuya? Hikaru, Kaoru, get him something drier so he doesn't freeze." And with that he gave me a genuine smile and looked back down at his clipboard. The twins smirked evilly and each of them pulled one of my arms toward the changing curtain. (QM: They still think she's a guy, despite Kyouya's hints.)

"Pick anything off the rack to your left," they said with a sneer. I looked to my left and saw a rack full of dresses and skirts. I let out a growl of disgust, but I was freezing, so I took off my leather jacket and kicked it aside. I had just taken my shirt of and was standing there in my jeans and black lace bra. I heard Lavender-eyes' voice and looked at the curtain through the mirror I was standing in front of.

"Alex, here. Towels for you." He opened the curtain and stared at me.

"Ah, Thanks." I said. I don't really care if people see me in my bra. He continued to stare at me and the curtain slipped from his grip and closed.

"Alex?"

"Hai?"

"You're a girl?"

Well, that's all for today, folks! If you want another chapter, I have to get at least 5 reviews.