Another story everyone! People might be a little OOC since I just started getting back into Hetalia. Hope you all enjoy!
Canada huffed down the hallway with a large bump on his head. He decided that this was the final straw. He had enough of taking the blame of everything America does. America has a habit of bossing around other countries. Canada and America look identical so the other countries get them confused on a daily business. He'd always take some kind of punishment from the other countries in place of America. America doesn't mind. Saves his precious "hero" brain. Canada was sick of it. It was time to get some revenge. Or explain it to the other countries. First peacefully, then forcibly. That wasn't the Canada way!
Canada felt a solid hand on his shoulder. Canada started to tremble. He turned slowly around to face the burly figure of Cuba. Cuba looked mad.
Canada didn't even know why Cuba started to beat him up. He explained and explained that he wasn't America. Since it's easy to tell who they are by their cheap prescriptions and low gun crime. Cuba refused to believe him. That was obviously America.
Later, after the beating that Canada unrightfully received, he limped his way to America's house.
"America! America! Are you home? America?!" Canada "shouted" towards the house. When no response was given, Canada tried looking in the garage. There, he found his older brother with a chainsaw.
"America! I have to talk to you right now!" Canada tried to scream. America at first thought it was a bug or a while animal. But when he turned around it was his brother Matthew aka Canada.
"Hey bro!" The hero said cheerfully. He noticed that Canada was furious but no one even recognizes this country so what is he up too.
"America, I'm tired of being mistaken for you! I'm tired of being beaten up because everyone thinks I'm you. Could you please do something about it?" Canada asked hopefully.
"Um…yeah sure…Just put this on your forehead and not only will they stop believing that you are me, but you will be sexier in no time!" America cheered slapping on an American patch on the Canadian's forehead.
"Dude! What an idiot! I would never want to be hit! This face is the mark of a hero! I can't allow it to get destroyed man!" America said cheerfully.
Canada fell for it. He believed that America actually helped him, "Thank you America! Maybe all my bruises and other injuries can properly heal!" Canada walked out of America's house whistling. He was curious when Germany stopped him and said, "America! You bastard!"
"Wait, why did you call me America? But I'm Canada! I have a maple leaf- wait." Canada reached towards his forehead and pulled off the sticker. That damn American! It wasn't a maple leaf! It was the American flag!
"Sucker!" America cheered in his house. He was looking towards Canada and Germany with binoculars. After Germany beat Canada up, Canada turned towards America's house, and flipped America off.
"Wow. Canada flipped me off…. WOAH! That is like totally shocking man!"
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