yes i am your host "Reemus" and im sitting in for Reegus to- night, bloody bastard! but anyway, we will met our contestens... James Potter ::appulse:: Lord Voldermort ::very few, scaterd appulse:: and the purple telitubbie, Tinky Winky!! ::everyone claps as the show begins::
ok our first question goes to James Potter, aka: Prongs. So how ye doing buddy? havent seen you since, well, you know.
james: oh yes, horribul it was. got a very bad head ache after it.
yeah i heard you died, that would give anyone a headache
james: i suppous...
ok your question is.. "What animal do Werewolves become on a full moon?"
james: oh thats a tough one. I think ill use a life line... id like to owl a friend
ok our friends at A-T and T will send an owl to your friend, who is it james? Sirius?
james: no, god, i think he will know the answer...were close friends, ever since the *a hem* accident
god: yes? im sorta busy right now james, hurry it up
james: ok, what does a werewolf become on a full moon?
god: i dunno, a watermelon?
james: ok ill go with that
are you sure?
james: yes
is that your final answer?
james: YES!! THATS ME FINAL BLOODY ANSWER!!
oh im sorry thats wrong!! its a WOLF!! wereWOLVES become WOLVES!
james: its not like ive ever met one
YOU HAVE!! IM ONE!!
james: oh.. sorry ol' chap
::groans:: ok on to Lord Voldermort.... er, he seems to have killed me back stage crew and left.. oh well, ok then its Tinky Winky
tinky winky: eh oh
ok you ready for your question?
tinky winky: eh oh la la, eh oh po
ill take that as a yes... ok "What colour is George Washingtons white horse?"
tinky winky: again again again!
"What colour is George Washingtons white horse?"
tinky winky: eh oh...
ANSWER THE BLOODY QUESTION!!
tinky winky: 'ello la la 'ello dispy 'ello po!
is that your final answer?
tinky winky: again again again!!
ok that is a yes i take it.. AND YOUR WRONG!! i guess i get the galleons, so i can accually buy me some new robes!! thank you every body for showing up!!
::every one claps::
ill take that as a yes...