Testing, Testing, Is this thing on? Okay. Welcome, dear reader, to Breaking the Wall of Weird, my first fanfic and, to my knowledge, the first Lucky Star/Superman crossover. Now, as this is my first fanfic, any constructive criticism will be recieved with my utmost thanks. Also, Italics means that it is thought and Bold means it is in english. Just so you know the difference. C:

Obligatory disclaimer: Lucky Star is owned beKagami Yoshimizu, Superman is owned by DC comics

Now, let's get this started, shall we?

Chapter 1 - A Crash Encounter

As Konata left the school, she had no idea what the day would bring. But her big plans were big. Granted, the day didn't start so well. She had gotten too little sleep and forgot to do her homework. But now the day would simply improve. First she was off to Anim*te to buy the new game that just came out. Following that, Miyuki and the Hiiragi twins where coming over for a study session combined with a sleepover. No matter how much homework Kuroi-sensei had thrown at her, with Kagami here, it was doomed. There was simply no way this day could go wrong.

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As Superman flew over the Japanese cityscape, he had no idea what the day would bring. But he had his hopes. Lex Luthor had travelled to Japan for some reason, but knowing him that reason wasn't a good one. Not for the common folk at least. And as it was Batman's task to stop the Joker's schemes, so was it Superman's to stop Luthor's. Even if it meant leaving America and going to the Far East.

But Japan isn't exactly a small area, and Superman had absolutely no clues to go by. Luthor could be involved with the yakuza, recovering new weapon technology or even trying to control Godzilla!

But something just doesn't add up. Superman thought to himself. It's as if-

His train of thought was cut off as he, through his x-ray vision, saw a suspicious-looking man sneak up on a blue haired grade-schooler. The man's most striking features were his red apron and his rather wild hair. It was like taken out of Dragon Ball or something. Superman acted fast, crashing through the wall and knocking him across the room with a single punch. Standing before him was now a dumbstruck girl staring at alternatively him and the wall behind him. Or rather, lack of wall.

"Do you realise what you just did!" she asked in a rather agitated tone.

"I just stopped a stalker from harassing a child." Superman answered, perplexed by the girl's reaction. This was not what he had expected.

"You just destroyed a wall in one of my favourite stores! Now they have to spend money repairing, which means they have less money to buy goods, which means I won't get the new products, which again makes me suffer from an otaku STARVATION!" The girl kept talking, blurting out several terms and names that Superman didn't know, even though he knew Japanese relatively well. She was clearly VERY energetic, and liked this shop a little too much.

"Okay, okay. I get your point. Is there anything I can do to make up for this?" Superman inquired, willing to make up for his apparent wrongdoing.

"Well... You could get me that game up on the top shelf. I cannot reach it on my own," she replied. "It won't entirely undo the damage you have caused, but it might help."

"Sure." It was well within Superman's capabilities to help a child reach the top shelf. However, as he was bringing the item down, he noticed that it was not meant for kids.

"This game is illegal for minors!"

"I am not a child! I am a legal 18 year old girl!"

"I am sorry to say this, but your physique shows that you lie." The girl actually looked like she believed what she said. "Or what, have you been trapped in the body of a 12-year old?"

"I am a 3rd year student of Ryou High, AND in my own body!" She was clearly VERY irritated by now.

Superman knew there only was one possible reply to this statement:

"ID, please."

After she handed them over, she asked: "So, what have you learned?"

"So your name is Konata Izumi, you are 18 years old, 142 cm high." Superman took a quick glance at the girl, apparently named Konata. "And you are an avid collector, a good runner and have been struck on your head from above, most likely by a human of normal physical strength."

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Konata was awestruck. This person, this "thing", had been able to tell several parts of her personality AND that she had been hit by Kuroi-sensei during class. She had to know how.

"How were you able to tell?"

"You have 2 of all the models in your bag," he calmly stated. "Your leg muscles are lean and your head is still swollen, yet you haven't been bleeding."

"But how did you know I didn't hit my head against something?"

"There is no other scrapes on your body. You could have struck your head against a hanging object, but since the bump has the same size as one made by human hands, the chances were simply too low for that to have happened."

"Okay..." Konata gave in. This guy was good. "So, you know who I am, so now it's my turn to ask. Who are you?"

"I am Superman, protector of truth, justice and the American way!" Superman" proclaimed. He actually seemed a little proud as he said it.

"Okay, so that is who you cosplay as. Now I know why I couldn't recognize the character. He's American." Konata hadn't heard of him, a fact she found suspicious. "Who are you really?"

"No, I really am Superman." Superman seemed surprised at her confusion. Does he really believe what he said? "How else would I have been able to save you?"

"I too saved one of my friends once. That doesn't make me superhuman."

"I made a huge hole in the wall. How could I have done that?"

"You have just worked out alot."

"I knew you were being stalked from outside the shop."

"You saw the stalker walk in and knew he was a lolicon, and you came flying to stop him."

Superman was tired of this and utilized his heat vision, slightly singing the floor.

Konata was, once more, awestruck.

"That's it! I hereby declare you Superman, protector of the weak, suppressor of the evil and user of frikken EYEBEAMS!" She excitedly shouted, not bothering to hide that the last part was the most epic one.

"It is good that you finally understand." Superman sighed. Was that a sigh of relief?

"Don't worry; I forgive you for breaking the wall. My heart is as wide as the ocean." Konata happily said. Superman generally seemed a little surprised by her behaviour.

Oh well, that is how mundanes usually react

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Superman suddenly realised that he had forgotten something, distracted as he was by the blue-haired child. He quickly looked towards the opposite wall, but it was too late. The pedophile (which Superman was certain he was, considering the girl in question) had gotten away. Superman was not keen on letting such a despicable criminal go; after all he didn't have that many clues on Luthor's actions anyway. However, this beast had one huge advantage. Home ground. Superman had no knowledge of how the cityscape was formed, nor where such people lived. Quite a predicament.

In other words, he needed a base of operations.

"Say, what's up? You were thinking pretty hard right now." Konata asked.

This broke Superman out of his train of thought, and, as he looked at the small female, gave him an idea. It probably wouldn't work, but it was worth a shot.

"Do you know any place I could use as a temporary base? I have to stop that pedophile." he asked her. Upon hearing that, Konata began to think.

"Well... You could try using the school... But that wouldn't... Or perhaps you could... No, that wouldn't work either..." She mumbled in a low tone as she tried to figure out what he should do. Suddenly, an idea struck her. "Oh yeah! You could just use my house. My father won't be home till late, and even when he comes I'm sure he won't mind. Yuu-chan is staying out as well. We have an extra room, and food enough. While it is a little off the center of the city, you should still be able to make it around fast enough."

"No. It is too much of me to ask of you. I cannot trouble civilians with these things." Superman said, meaning every single word.

"Don't think about it," Konata casually replied. "Besides, it is not every day you get to help a hero."

"But first, I have to pay." Konata then proclaimed. But as she walked up to the cashier, she noticed that it was left empty for some reason.

"Hmm, I wonder why no one is here... Oh well, gotta buy these another day then." She shrugged and gave Superman the items. "Let's head towards my home, we might need some time to settle you in. Just put the game back, I'll have to get it later."

"Well, if you show me the way, I could fly us over there." Superman offered as he followed orders.

"Wow, you can actually fly? I thought you were only speaking figuratively when you said you came here flying." Konata happily exclaimed, waving her arms up and down in an attempt to waste the abundant amounts of energy those joyful news brought. "I knew this would be an awesome day!"

After that, they flew towards the Izumi residence.

And watching them blast off was the Anime Tenchou, Meito Anizawa. Despite just having received the megaton punch of his life he felt no pain. He didn't even think about the fact that he had, once again, failed to make the Legendary Girl A buy something. This was more important.

Him? What is he doing over here?, Anizawa thought to himself, Could it be that? Of course... That has to be the reason... I mustn't let his plans unfold!