So this is what it has come to. I'm tied to a tree, facing the most hideous being I've ever seen. Her cyan eyes glisten as she approaches me with her sword. Tell my meat buddy that'll miss him…
Earlier that day
"Aang's here!!" Katara yelled as she ran toward the door. My sisters like in love with that bald kid. I don't know what she sees in him. I mean he's vegetarian!! He's never even eaten meat! Poor kid.
"Hey Katara." Aang said looking down at his feet and blushing.
"Get a room" Said an annoying sound behind Aang.
"Hi Toph."
"What's up Sugar Queen."
"Stop calling me that! I can be mean sometimes!! The other day, I took Sokka's box of brand new crayons!"
"No you didn't." I said.
"Well I felt kind of bad and returned them before you woke up from your nap."
"I DON'T TAKE NAPS!!"
"Sure you don't snoozles…"
"Uh guys? Can we play now?" said Aang. That kids always the peace maker. But we all went to the back yard anyway.
"Okay, let's play war. Me and Snoo- I mean Sokka will be the bad guys, and Katara and Aang will be the good guys." Toph said.
"Toph, I don't think violence is ever the answer, so how about we mediate or try to find our purpose in…"
I cut him off.
"AANG IT'S JUST A GAME!! NOW GO PLAN YOUR STRATEGY WITH KATARA!!" That kid so bothersome. If Katara wouldn't hurt me with her magic water, I would so beat him up.
After a while Toph and I had knew how we would capture Katara and Aang. I would throw my boomerang at Katara's head, causing Aang to try to protect her. Then Toph would trap them in some earth box thingy, and we would win the war.
"Ready?!" yelled Toph. Even though she was blind, she was a cool kid. At least SHE ate meat…
"Ready." replied Aang.
"CHARGE!!"
I was running toward Katara, about to throw my boomerang, when a giant Butteraant tripped me. I hate bugs. Anyways, as I fell, and my boomerang went flying in the air, and landed in a tree. Aang moved me over to the tree with his airbending, (I really hate that kid), and then Katara froze me there with some water.
"Smooth Sokka."
"It's okay!! Toph will save me! TOOOOOOPH!!" I yelled.
"Perhaps we could make a deal…." said Katara. She looked at Aang, who nodded, and then walked over to Toph. He said something to her, and then I saw her face crack into a giant grin.
"No, Aang, you can keep him. I'm not going to surrender."
"WHAT?!" Toph and I were a team! How could she just leave me here?? That's when it happened. Katara came towards me with a giant sword. I really should put my toys away… Right as she was about to slice my beautiful head off, the earth under her began to move, as did the earth under Aang. Before I knew what was happening, they both were trapped in a box, somewhat similar to a prison cell.
"TOPH!" I broke through the ice cuffs around my hands with a new found strength. (and some help with Toph's earthbending…) and ran toward her.
"How did you do that?" I asked.
"It was all part of the plan." She replied. Wait a flying hog monkey second. TOPH tripped me? It was all a giant plan that made me look unmanly?? Oh well, at least we won.
"SOKKAAAA!! LET US OUT OF HERE!!" Katara's screamed.
"Katara, calm down. At least we're both safe." Came Aang's always annoyingly calm voice.
"Yeah….." Katara then did the most disgusting thing ever. She started hugging Aang!! I have found a new level of hatred for that kid. This is not something they should do in public. I quickly put my hand over Toph's eyes.
"Ummm Sokka?" Toph said, her cheeks a little pink, probably from all the earth bending she did.
"Yeah?"
"I'm blind."
"Riiiiiight."