YOUR SON IS PALE…
Billy:
hey kid
Paul: hey...um..
Billy: it's ok i know about you and
rachel
Paul: OO.....by the way...um...where is she?
Billy: oh I
will tell you...after we have a little talk :}
Paul: -glups-
what-what k-kind o-of t-talk?
Billy: oh you know
Paul: ...no I
don't...
Billy: the father of the girl towards the boyfriend
one
Paul: NOOO!
Billy: now I know you only want one thing
Paul:
NOOO! I imprinted, I want her to be HAPPY! -tries to
escape-
Jacob:-blocks path-
Paul: ...
Billy: Paul I know
what you're after...don't deny...YOU'RE AFTER HER
TACOS!!!!!
Paul: Oo...wtfh?
Billy: now now...don't deny
Paul:
she has tacos? =3
Billy: and I even know where they are :}
but
if you help me take them we share 50/50
Paul: NO! I'll resist coz
I IMPRINTED! and by the way SHE LOVES ME and she'll give them to
me!
Jacob: then I won't tell you a secret...
Paul:WHAT
SECRET!?
Jacob: give me the tacos and I'll tell you
Paul:
. -takes 1 taco and shows it toJacob- what's the damn secret
kiddo?
Jacob: gimme a taco and I'll tell u -smirks-
Paul:
-slowly gives 1 taco- now :( tell me!
Jacob: the secret
is....
Paul: yeees???
Jacob: -scoops billy in arms like a baby-
RUUNNNNNNNNN!!!!!! -runs away-
Paul: HEY! get back here!!!
Jacob
& Billy: -is too far to hear you-
Paul: -phases, chases the 2
idiots and makes Jacob fall on his butt-
Jacob: -puts Billy on the
ground- WHEEL OLD MAN! WHEEL!!!
Billy: -wheels-
xSugaryTearsx:
[XD]
Khiara: (XD I really laugh my head off right now XD)
Paul:
TELL ME THE SECRET KID AND YOU WON"T GET...too...HURT
Jacob:
there is no secret...
Paul: O.O no secret? YOU LIAR! IMMA KILL U!
KILL YOU DEAD!
Jacob: wut?!?! why?!?!
Paul: coz you LIED ABOUT
THE SECREEET!
Jacob: lol hehe there is a secret but it's not my
place to say it
Paul: -punches jacob-
Jacob: HEY!
OWW!!!
Rachel: -comes running - PAUL I'M PREGNANAT!!!!!!!!!
Paul:
-stops punching jacob- O.O YAY! THAT"S WONDERFUL! ....wait! from
me, right?
Rachel: ummmmm -blushes-
Paul: WHAT!? NOT FROM
ME!!!!????
Rachel: I'm not....sure
Paul: WHAT!?
Jacob: dude!
start to use other words!
Paul: -punches Jacob- I shall repeat
myself... WHAT!!??
Rachel: we should wait and see
Paul: YOU
CHEATED ON ME!? WHO'S THAT BASTARD, SON OF A B-TCH, $#^$##
^#$%##^%
Rachel: PAUL!
Paul: TELL ME!
Rachel: don't curse in
front of my chilld!....well our child.....I hope...
Paul:
wait....-takes deep breath- you slept with another
guy...WHO???
Rachel: his name is James.....but he's kinda
dead
Paul: O_O U SLEPT WITH THAT BLOODSUCKER!? HOW COULD YOU?? T^T
and I...I THOUGHT YOU LOOOVEED ME!!!!!!
Rachel: it was before I
met you, baby
Paul:I'LL KILL HIM AGAIN!!! 'TIL HE DIES !
again...
Rachel: I can describe him if u want..
Paul: I KNOW
HOW HE LOOKS LIKE!!!
Paul: you-u-u do? o.o
Paul:
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...-starts jumping like he was in a field with
unicorns and flowers- you are carying my
child....maybe...hopefully........
Rachel: yeah =3
~9 months
later~
Rachel: Paul...?
Paul: yes honey??
Rachel:...your son
is pale
Paul:NOOOOOOOOOOO~
~THE END
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That's what happens when my BFF and I start role playing randomly… and I'm sugar high. Oh well REVIEW my little birdies cuz this was hilarious!!!!
Deliya