AN: This is based on a weird trippy dream I had. I find even though I try to hate this phenomena, I love the relationships the author has created.

Summary:

My version on Nessie and Jacob's relationship. The Cullens have kept Ness and Jake away from each other so he hasn't imprinted, and then they meet when she's older. Also she's spunky, and isn't all gaga for him like all the other stories.

This is from Nessie's point of view. She's seven, so she's fully grown. In prologue to this story, Alice senses that Jacob will imprint on her, so they never let them meet, and shortly after the Volturi fight they move to Alaska. Then sometime within this story they meet and va-va-voom.

I don't know how explicit this story will get, but knowing me it could get tasty, so I'll put it as M. And also some of the parts may be mindless chatter, so if it bores I'm sorry, but I try to bring the tiny bits of funny.

What I'm Listening To: 'Lady Stardust' by David Bowie

Chapter One

The moon smiled sadly down at me as I laid silently in my bed trying to sleep. Sometimes at night when I couldn't sleep I whispered wishes to the moon, such things as 'keep my family safe', or 'make it a happy day tomorrow'. That night I wished for a change, something magnificent to happen to me. For it seemed at that point all I was doing was going through the motions, living a clockwork life of simplicity. Of course my family and I were much more than normal.

We all know who my family is so do I really need to explain them? I think not. Vegetarian vampires that sparkle? I presume you all read the books and watched the movies, so lets get back to my story.

As I conversed with the moon I heard Edward and Alice talking downstairs. Unlike the rest of my family I was only half vampire, so I couldn't use my senses as well as they could, although I was quite strong and agile. Carlisle thinks its because my human blood gives me an extra charge, just like a newborn. So I actually did have a chance in taking a vampire down, if I so desired.

I don't see why we are here… I heard Edward say.

We promised… Alice spoke.

It doesn't matter, he… Edward suddenly stopped, and I heard him usher Alice out of the house.

I think they had heard that I was listening. I wondered what they were talking about, me probably. My mother Bella and Edward were supposed to live in the cottage, while I chose to live in the house with the rest of the family, it felt safer there. I grew up in Alaska, and just a couple of weeks ago we moved back to my birthplace in Forks. In both houses my parents had a little cottage of their own which I chose not to live in because living in a bigger house with the rest of my family was so much nicer. Because of my choice, Bella and Edward spent most of their time in the big house with me. Unlike my parents, my aunts and uncles didn't have a private place… so Carlisle made a rule where if they were going to do the nasty, go some place far away from my innocent ears. Since then Rosalie and Emmett were gone a few hours every night, I think now that we're in Forks and there's no snow to stop them, they will demand a cottage.

We came back to Forks because I was at the right age to actually start high school, well I've always been smart enough, but my aging has finally stopped. Apparently they don't have good schools in Alaska… I think everyone had just gotten sick of the snow and missed their old home.

Pushing the secrets of Edward and Alice aside, I finally decided to get down

to the mission at hand. Sleep.

The next morning I awoke with a start. Not because of a terrible dream, but because of the twinkling voice of Alice charging through the door "Wakey, wakey! Eggs and bakey!"

"Nahh… wuah?" I mumbled at her as she came to sit beside me. Mornings were never my cup of tea. Although at that time tea seemed like a nice idea…

I sat cross legged under my covers, messy auburn waves hanging over my face. I glared at her face smiling brightly at me. Silently I yelled at her to speak. Every few seconds her smile got wider, edging me to make the first move.

With a sigh I incoherently spoke "Whah… do you wahn?"

She lost her smile and lunged to grab my arm. "I. am. SO. Bored! Why do you have to sleep all day!" Her face hung on the hinges of madness and fake sorrow, so I dramatically wiped a false tear from under my eye to annoy her.

With that she jumped off the bed, ran around it and pulled off the covers. In an effort to keep warm I lunged for them, but she already had them flying across the room. "Nnnoooeeewwwhh!" I whisper shouted at her and then turned my back to roll into a ball for further sleep.

"No!" She shouted and jumped on the bed to stand over me. "Get up! Get up now and play with me!" Her hysterics were amusing, and I tried to hide my grin. From downstairs I could hear Emmett's laugh covering the giggles of my mothers and Rosalies.

"I sleep now. Go play with Jasper…" I hinted, knowing her husband could distract her and give me a few more hours of sleep.

I peeked up at her to see her face instantly brighten. "Jasper! That's it!" Instead of her expected jump off the bed and down the stairs, she simply raised her voice. "Jasper get your sweet ass up here!" I heard the rest of the family downstairs listening to the show.

Within seconds I heard my uncle at the door. "Yes ma'am?" His Southern drawl always amused me. Alice swiftly hopped off the bad to his side.

My stomach dropped as I realized her plan. "Now Cowboy… I need your assistance. Make Nessie get up." I heard her grasp his arm and peck his cheek, giving a little Alice charm.

"But ma'am, are you sure that's playing fair?"

"All's fair in love and war, Major Whitlock!" She shook her head at him, edging him on.

I heard him clear his throat and then speak. "I'm sorry Miss Renesmee, but Alice is the boss."

"Damn straight." Alice whispered to herself. Within moments my body got restless and I hungered for a little action. I unhinged my joints and flopped onto my back, ever glaring at the Cheshire grinning Alice.

"Thank you, sweetheart." She jumped to kiss his forehead and swatted his behind as he left the room.

"No problem, ma'am." He chuckled. I swung my legs to hang off the bed and grabbed my brush to tame my hair.

"You win this one, Alice…" I glowered at her.

"Oh, but I always do." She came to sit beside me, the twinkle never dying from her eyes. "Now finally you're awake. I went shopping last night, and I got you this cute new dress, and shoes, and this magnificent cardigan, and don't even get me started on the handbag." Now if I were Bella, I'd probably be vomiting at this point, but unlike her, I have a passion for fashion.

"Oh no! Is it the one from the store that I fell for!" I dropped the brush and grasped her hands.

"YES! And I got it in every colour available!"

OMG my expression read. By then we were both jumping up and down talking about her purchases. Suddenly, my darn stomach ruined the fun. "I'm hungry! How about after I eat we have a fashion show?" Being half-vampire I can survive on both blood, and human food. I prefer the human stuff because I'm always worried I'll ruin my clothing.

"But of course! Now go eat!" She danced out of the room as I finished my hair and dashed down the stairs. Esme was reading a book, Edward and Bella were at the piano playing, and Rosalie with Emmett were watching TV. They all cheerfully greeted me as I went for the kitchen. I opened the fridge, glanced inside, and then peered around the corner at Bella.

"Mom?" I questioned.

"Yes, dear?" She smiled as everyone turned to look at me.

"… Food?" I tried my best at being adorable. She sighed and left Edwards side to make me breakfast.

"Buahaha pushover!" Yelled my favourite uncle Emmett. I glided over to the kitchen table and sat, hands folded, grinning at my mother. She kept a pleasant smile on her face as she cooked, it interested me to watch her move about the kitchen, she was quite graceful. I imagined her as a clumsy human and laughed to myself.

I jumped as my grandma Esme sat next to me. "How are you, dear?"

"Oh, I'm fine." For some reason Esme always intimidated me, maybe because she held so much authority.

"Good, so you've heard of the coming celebration?" Her question confused.

"No, she hasn't." Edward came striding in and took a seat. "Alice didn't tell her the news."

What's happening, Dad? I thought.

"She doesn't know!" Emmett sped in beside me and took a seat. "Me and Rose are getting married!" His dimpled smile gave me comfort, and I trusted him with my life, but I always questioned his sanity. I heard Edward stifle a laugh.

"Um… Emmett? You're already married." I gave him a sympathetic smile and patted his shoulder.

"Actually, we've been married six times. This will be our seventh time down the aisle!"

"Oh, wow! You're serious! When's the ceremony? Reception?" I turned to Rose on the couch. "What are you going to wear? Can I go with you to decide?"

Rosalie grinned at me, which was rare. I hardly see her looking quite so thrilled. "Of course! In a few days we'll go and get everyone's attire."

"Yes! Wedding! Party! Yes… Food!" I run around the table and grab the plate from Bella who gives a chuckle. I sit down and begin to scarf my face. After a couple minutes of superhuman speed I am finished. "I am… satisfied."

Everyone had left the table except for Emmett. "Now. On a more pressing matter… I watched this movie last night." He leaned forward and rested his elbows on the table, enticing me into his idea. I crossed my arms and raised my eyebrow in a signature movement of question. "It… was… awesome." He slammed his hands on the table and waited for me to push him further.

"And what made it so grand?" I teased him, knowing I'll soon fall over in an attempt to get it out of him.

"Guess! Guess what it was about!" He grasped his hands together like a little boy and for a second I thought he may have started bouncing. Almost everyday Emmett would come up to me and share his findings of the night before. It seems every week he's obsessed with something new, the most random thing that always kept you guessing. The week before he didn't even take off his sunglasses, and almost talked Carlisle into getting a gun and shooting him. He claimed he could dodge a bullet. Actually his idea fascinated me and I almost begged along with him, but Edward put a stop to it.

"Um… fairy princesses?" I asked.

"Ah pssh. Come on! Manly stuff."

"Hmm… a sport?" If it was a sport I would have been quite disappointed, since I detested the lot of it.

"Nope! Even better!" He was such a little kid sometimes I wondered how Rosalie could stand him, but I glanced a peek and saw her slyly smiling at him. I guessed everyone had their type.

"Hmmm… Oh! Cowboys?"

"Even better!" He was almost bursting at this time, so what he was hiding was even more than a movie.

I knew it wasn't what I was going to say, but I said it anyway because I knew how much he hated the movie. "Even better than cowboys?… Gay cowboys!"

"NESSIE!" He sat back with a look of pure disgust on his face. All the ladies in the house laughed out at our responses. I heard a growl and looked to see Edward shaking his head at me, always the sourpuss.

I sniggered at Emmett while he got his composure. "Jeez what things go on in that head of yours… I am never watching that movie again. Once was enough."

"I'm surprised you even watched it, Em." Edward said.

"Well. Someone *cough* Jasper *cough*…" I heard a Southern guffaw bellow from upstairs. "… told me it was a good western movie with lots of fights. Not that it was a homosexual romance!" If Emmett could, his face would have been bright red. That subject really did bring out his passion.

"Settle down, uncle, settle." I patted his hand to regain his attention. "So, what were you going on about it?" With the recognition his face perked up.

"Okay, so it was a two part thing, and the first one was mostly about… Samurais!"

"You don't say?" My posture rose up at what he said, I always had a liking for a good fight movie.

"Yes. Before my package arrives you will have to view this film… and we will act out the main fight scene!" He bounced in his seat and clapped his hands as he saw my excitement.

"What exactly did you get!" I was thrilled at the idea of a fight with the master of muscle.

"Samurai swords!" He leaned in closer as he said that and at the same time we jumped up and began chattering. "And I got you this yellow track suit the chick wears, which is actually a take off of a Bruce Lee film!"

"We can fight? Like actually? My god we can become actual Samurais! And go out in the woods and have an epic battle!"

"And I got a ninja outfit and then we can stalk around town at night and create mischief!"

"I can become a superhero and get on the newspaper!"

"Like Superman!"

"Like Batman!"

Ahem. We both turned to look at Esme, Rose, Edward and Bella looking at us like we had lost our marbles. Nah I don't think we had any marbles to begin with.

"Nessie, we'll only let you have the sword if you be careful." Bella sternly stated.

It's not like it could actually hurt any of us.

"She's got a point." Edward said, and then everyone looked at him in confusion. "Well she said it can't physically hurt her."

"Hmm… sometimes I forget she's unbreakable." Bella chimed. Before anyone could speak Alice came rushing down the stairs.

"I just made an appointment for dress fittings!" She sang as Jasper descended to stand by her side.

"When?" Rosalie asked.

"Well the only time available is tomorrow…" Alice frowned, but then turned it upside down. "But that's good because then we'll get it out of the way. I still need to plan so many things. You sure you want the ceremony and the reception at the beach?"

"Yes! It would be so nice, I've never had a wedding at a beach." Emmett went to sit beside her and clutched her hands. I could see by the way they looked at each other that they were truly excited. So many years and still they were in love as deep as ever.

"How many people are you inviting? Rose said it was supposed to be our biggest ever, but we don't know too many people…" Emmett asked.

"Well, Emmett. So quickly you forget your friends." Alice swatted at him and dragged Jasper to sit with her next to Emmett. "There's all the vampires that helped us with the Volturi when Ness was born, and the humans you went to school with. They expect you two to be done college by now so why not invite them? More the merrier. And of course the werewolves."

"Werewolves?" I jerked in my seat next to Esme. "You're actually going to… invite those things?" I knew that my family had fought side by side with the werewolves, and that they were a great danger to us because it was their duty to kill our kind.

"Yes, once upon a time we were good friends…" Bella said, almost to herself.

"You've never said much about them… I presumed they were an enemy of sorts."

"At times they were, but I can feel a reconcile coming on." Bella smiled, again a gesture directed at herself.

Friends? With werewolves? The thought almost seemed blasphemous. But like they say, sometimes being bad is so much better than being good.

Hi, how you doin'? Well that's my chapter, I hope to add another sometime this week. And Jacob will come into it soon, I just need a build up of sorts…. Also if you could be a dear and reply? Any criticism is greatly appreciated.