Digi-riven's Author Notes: Huzzah hello greetings! A dual fanficcie by me
and my cousin DragonGoddess yay! We don't have to fight over favorite
characters either! Huzzah returns! And ummm we don't own Slayers. *faints
from that knowledge and goes into a mini depression* Or the Wizard of Oz,
or munchkins from Dunkin' Doughnuts."
{Side Note: Our alter-egos are in Talisman's Portal, a long ficcie but funny/good. Yay shameless advertising!}
DragonGoddess's Author Notes: Chibi Val, chibi Val! A cute little chibi Val *does a little happy dance with her cute little chibi Val* Umm… wait I'm supposed to be relatively sane during this part *puts cute little chibi Val in a box until she's done* anyway I hope you all out there enjoy this insane, random, plotless, pointless, odd, kinky ficcie. Cause that's what this promises to be! I don't own Slayers either *sobs* but I do own my cute little chibi Val ^__^ *takes cute little chibi Val out of the box and runs off into the sunset merrily swinging a massive hammer* (so much for being sane, unless of course this insanity is actually sane, and in that case you're in for one heck of a ficcie!)
~*~*~*~(And so it begins) ~*~*~*~
It was a nice day outside, but Digi-riven and DragonGoddess didn't know that. They were inside their house being bored. What do bored fanfic authors do well…they whine.
"I'm bored!" Digi-riven whined.
"Chibi Val, Chibi Val! A cute little chibi Val! Except I don't have one! ;_;" DragonGoddess sang then sobbed.
Digi-riven looked at DragonGoddess and decided she wouldn't get an answer beyond 'Chibi Val'. "What can we do?" Digi-riven begins to pace. "Aha! Alter ego time!" Digi-riven is surrounded by pretty swirly light thingies. (I'll say blue, black, green, and purple.)
DragonGoddess blinks "Yeah!" she says "Alter egos! Then I can go get my cute little chibi Val!" DragonGoddess is also surrounded by lots of pretty little swirly lights.
Riven steps out of the swirly lights. "We're off to see the chibis. Those wonderful chibis of ours." Riven sings to the tune of 'We're off to see the wizard'. (Though she looks nearly the same, she's a mazuko. Her hair is purple and blue streaked and has purple cat-like eyes and different clothes.)
DG steps out of her lights (her alter ego happens to be an insane Golden Dragon with a massive hammer) "Oh if I only had my Val!" She sings to the tune of 'If I only had a brain."
Riven and DG teleport to the Slayers world only to find out it has been tampered with. It just isn't right! The overall tone of the Slayers world has gone.
Riven exclaims "Noo! It looks like the movie the Wizard of Oz! Ah! We're in a munchkin village!!!"
"Munchkins are yummy," DG says while popping a few of the tiny doughnuts into her mouth.
"The horror of horrors! The jelly filled ones! Back, back!" Riven shouts as the munchkins surround her. "Ahhhh!!"
"Munchkins are not scary. Look, there's chocolate and coconut and cinnamon and…" DG continues to count off munchkin types on her fingers.
The coconuts join the fray, and after a furious battle minute long battle Riven storms out. Riven is covered in little coconut shavings stuck to the jelly covering her. "They're not so bad huh?" Riven says sarcastically glaring at the clean DG still counting off types of munchkins.
"…and of course there's also chocolate. Hey wait I already said that! Oh well I can't think of any more. I think I take a few with me though, just in case I run into my cute little chibi Val, and he's hungry" DG said. A large brown paper bag mysteriously appears and DG begins to fill it up with munchkins "First some chocolate then some coconut then some cinnamon…"
"…" Riven pouted for a second until DG was done gathering munchkins. "Ok munchkins of munchkin village, that go boom and this and that…" Riven blows up the houses and munchkins. "…and that was for attacking a poor defenseless mazuko like me." ^_^
DG looks at the smoking remains of munchkin village "Oh poor little munchkins. I will miss your tastiness dearly" finally turns to lecture Riven about toasting poor defenseless munchkins only to realize that she is covered with jelly and coconut "Oh that's why you blew it up…would you like a tissue?"
Grumbling Riven momentarily teleports out and back only to be clean again. "Ok I don't need a tissue thanks any way. And hey what is that?!" Riven points to the horizon where something was coming.
"Is it my cute little chibi Val?!" DG jumps up and down.
"No its… Ah! The worst thing that could happen! Our brothers!!" Rivne pales.
"Oh the evilest of all evils! Please Val let be one of those cool hunky heros and come to our rescue now!" DG shouts with starry eyes.
Riven sweat-drops and glances at DG. So she didn't see her brother, Dilandau27, sneak up on her with the Jaws theme playing.
Dilandau27 attacked glomping his sister while shouting how much he loves her. "Ahhhh!" Riven runs in circle. "Get him off me. Get him off me!!!"
DG was just about to come to Riven's rescue when she noticed something else. A full moon. And not the kind in the sky either, "SOULREAVEREXTREME YOU LITTLE BRAT COME OVER HERE SO I CAN KILL YOU!!" She then left Riven and began chasing SoulReaverExtreme all over the horizon with her massive hammer.
"Can't…last…much…longer…Riven saw the object on the horizon (not DG or her brother) slam down. It was a metallic blue brick road. Then Riven passed out from her brother's love mantras.
Desperately trying to avoid DG's massive hammer SoulReaverExtreme started to say something "You better not squash me" he yelped.
"Oh yeah, why is that?" DG spit back
"Because he cackled "We've stolen all your favorite chibis! That's right Val and Xellos! Bwahahahahahahahahahaha-gack!" SoulReaverExtreme's maniacal laughter was cut of by DG's hands closing around his throat.
Riven couldn't do anything. Well, what could she do? She was unconscious or did you all forget about her?
SoulReaverExtreme and Dilandau27 suddenly disappeared.
Confused DG looked at the empty air between her hands. Then she noticed the still unconscious Riven. So doing the obvious she walked over and poked her with a stick, just to be sure she was still alive.
Riven didn't respond, she needed something shocking to wake up.
Seeing that her stick wasn't working to good, DG decided she would do something drastic. Bending over she whispered something in Riven's ear.
It got the desired effect. Riven leapt up with a full force battle aura glaring around to find the offender. "Where is he?! How dare he! He...grrrr..." Riven's eyes also glowed red as she growled.
DG smiled, "I knew telling her that her brother kidnapped Xellos would get her up!"
"Where did he go. I'll going toooooo...go on a quest to save Xellos!" Riven took a justice-defiance pose.
Skipping over next to Riven DG yelled "DON"T FORGET MY VAL!!"
With that both alter-egos of the authors began walking down the blue metallic road singing "We're off to save our bishies, those wonderful bishies of ours..." Unknown to them a rift in the sky opened and two figures watched them skip off down the blue metallic brick road that fell from the sky.
~*~*~ (Yapo! Hope you all like it so far! ^_^)
Meanwhile somewhere over the rainbow two insanly cute bishies were locked within a giant birdcage.
Well, maybe not a giant huge birdcage, but it would seem like that when you are only a foot tall, ie chibified.
So you can really immerse yourself in the ficcie (though that might be scary...) the scene of the birdcage will now be described for your reading pleasure. Xellos is pacing the floor of the cage occasionally looking through the bars. Val looks depressed at he sits on one of those bird swing thingies.
"Orihalicon metal, strong magic wards, who ever set this up is good." Xellos looked up toward Val.
Val didn't respond. He just continued looking depressed with little blue depression lines all around him (guess dragons don't take to well to captivity).
Xellos frowned for a second before he bent down, picked up a wood chip, and threw it towards the ancient dragon.
Val instantly snapped out of his mini-depression (hey he's a chibi, anything he does has got to be mini!). Glaring at Xellos he snapped, "Whadded do that for?!"
"If you want to stay in here keep on sulking, I just thought you might like to get out." Xellos said before going back to looking around the room outside the cage.
Reflecting on this for a moment, Val decided Xellos was right. So he shed his shirt and unfurled his wings (DG: ooo shirtless Val, even chibified he's hot! ^___^). He then attempted to break free by ramming into one of the bars. Unfortunately this didn't work out to well. "ouchies..." he mumbled with a dazed expression on he face as fell to the wood chippy floor.
Xellos looked at Val with a slightly amused expression before continuing to search around.
The room went dark, or actually just the cage. It was the two giant (remember they're chibified so everything is a giant to them) shadows looming over them.
"Mwuhahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! Now we can get revenge on our sisters who have tortured both of us for most of our young lives!!" one of them cackled.
Both Xellos and Val looked up nervously before looking at each other with horrified expressions.
~ ~ ~ (*Dramatic Music* What will happen now?!)
D-r: WAH!! Poor Xellos!!! *sobs* Even though it was my own twisted mind that thought of the cage thing!!
DG ^____^ ...shirtless Val (a new mantra, the old one was chibi Val I don't know which one I like better *a little chibi shirtless Val whaps Dg on the head* oh yeah! both together! ^__^)
D-r: *looks at DG* Another mantra? ^_^; You have at least...*tries to count how many mantras DG has said before*
DG: Emus emus emus look at all the pretty emus!!
D-r: *stares at DG who has summed a flock of emus* ....
DG: Oh do you feel left out D-r? Here have an emu! His name is Fred. Fred the Emu!
D-r: Get it away!! *runs off into the sunset closely followed by Fred. Actually Fred's name is Bob and he is an Alien.
DG: Oh no! Alien emus! *wacks emus with a massive hammer* All gone! Hey where'd Bob go? *looks around* Oh well... *runs of into another sunset (yes there's more than one!) dragging her cute little shirtless chibi Val behind her*
A still scene cut in half shows DG merrily skipping along with Val while the other shows a frantic D-r running from Bob.
Tell Us which Title you guys like better
1) Those Wonderful Chibis Of Ours
2) Those Wonderful Bishies Of Ours
3) Those Wonderful Chibis Of Oz
4) Those Wonderful Bishies Of Oz
{Side Note: Our alter-egos are in Talisman's Portal, a long ficcie but funny/good. Yay shameless advertising!}
DragonGoddess's Author Notes: Chibi Val, chibi Val! A cute little chibi Val *does a little happy dance with her cute little chibi Val* Umm… wait I'm supposed to be relatively sane during this part *puts cute little chibi Val in a box until she's done* anyway I hope you all out there enjoy this insane, random, plotless, pointless, odd, kinky ficcie. Cause that's what this promises to be! I don't own Slayers either *sobs* but I do own my cute little chibi Val ^__^ *takes cute little chibi Val out of the box and runs off into the sunset merrily swinging a massive hammer* (so much for being sane, unless of course this insanity is actually sane, and in that case you're in for one heck of a ficcie!)
~*~*~*~(And so it begins) ~*~*~*~
It was a nice day outside, but Digi-riven and DragonGoddess didn't know that. They were inside their house being bored. What do bored fanfic authors do well…they whine.
"I'm bored!" Digi-riven whined.
"Chibi Val, Chibi Val! A cute little chibi Val! Except I don't have one! ;_;" DragonGoddess sang then sobbed.
Digi-riven looked at DragonGoddess and decided she wouldn't get an answer beyond 'Chibi Val'. "What can we do?" Digi-riven begins to pace. "Aha! Alter ego time!" Digi-riven is surrounded by pretty swirly light thingies. (I'll say blue, black, green, and purple.)
DragonGoddess blinks "Yeah!" she says "Alter egos! Then I can go get my cute little chibi Val!" DragonGoddess is also surrounded by lots of pretty little swirly lights.
Riven steps out of the swirly lights. "We're off to see the chibis. Those wonderful chibis of ours." Riven sings to the tune of 'We're off to see the wizard'. (Though she looks nearly the same, she's a mazuko. Her hair is purple and blue streaked and has purple cat-like eyes and different clothes.)
DG steps out of her lights (her alter ego happens to be an insane Golden Dragon with a massive hammer) "Oh if I only had my Val!" She sings to the tune of 'If I only had a brain."
Riven and DG teleport to the Slayers world only to find out it has been tampered with. It just isn't right! The overall tone of the Slayers world has gone.
Riven exclaims "Noo! It looks like the movie the Wizard of Oz! Ah! We're in a munchkin village!!!"
"Munchkins are yummy," DG says while popping a few of the tiny doughnuts into her mouth.
"The horror of horrors! The jelly filled ones! Back, back!" Riven shouts as the munchkins surround her. "Ahhhh!!"
"Munchkins are not scary. Look, there's chocolate and coconut and cinnamon and…" DG continues to count off munchkin types on her fingers.
The coconuts join the fray, and after a furious battle minute long battle Riven storms out. Riven is covered in little coconut shavings stuck to the jelly covering her. "They're not so bad huh?" Riven says sarcastically glaring at the clean DG still counting off types of munchkins.
"…and of course there's also chocolate. Hey wait I already said that! Oh well I can't think of any more. I think I take a few with me though, just in case I run into my cute little chibi Val, and he's hungry" DG said. A large brown paper bag mysteriously appears and DG begins to fill it up with munchkins "First some chocolate then some coconut then some cinnamon…"
"…" Riven pouted for a second until DG was done gathering munchkins. "Ok munchkins of munchkin village, that go boom and this and that…" Riven blows up the houses and munchkins. "…and that was for attacking a poor defenseless mazuko like me." ^_^
DG looks at the smoking remains of munchkin village "Oh poor little munchkins. I will miss your tastiness dearly" finally turns to lecture Riven about toasting poor defenseless munchkins only to realize that she is covered with jelly and coconut "Oh that's why you blew it up…would you like a tissue?"
Grumbling Riven momentarily teleports out and back only to be clean again. "Ok I don't need a tissue thanks any way. And hey what is that?!" Riven points to the horizon where something was coming.
"Is it my cute little chibi Val?!" DG jumps up and down.
"No its… Ah! The worst thing that could happen! Our brothers!!" Rivne pales.
"Oh the evilest of all evils! Please Val let be one of those cool hunky heros and come to our rescue now!" DG shouts with starry eyes.
Riven sweat-drops and glances at DG. So she didn't see her brother, Dilandau27, sneak up on her with the Jaws theme playing.
Dilandau27 attacked glomping his sister while shouting how much he loves her. "Ahhhh!" Riven runs in circle. "Get him off me. Get him off me!!!"
DG was just about to come to Riven's rescue when she noticed something else. A full moon. And not the kind in the sky either, "SOULREAVEREXTREME YOU LITTLE BRAT COME OVER HERE SO I CAN KILL YOU!!" She then left Riven and began chasing SoulReaverExtreme all over the horizon with her massive hammer.
"Can't…last…much…longer…Riven saw the object on the horizon (not DG or her brother) slam down. It was a metallic blue brick road. Then Riven passed out from her brother's love mantras.
Desperately trying to avoid DG's massive hammer SoulReaverExtreme started to say something "You better not squash me" he yelped.
"Oh yeah, why is that?" DG spit back
"Because he cackled "We've stolen all your favorite chibis! That's right Val and Xellos! Bwahahahahahahahahahaha-gack!" SoulReaverExtreme's maniacal laughter was cut of by DG's hands closing around his throat.
Riven couldn't do anything. Well, what could she do? She was unconscious or did you all forget about her?
SoulReaverExtreme and Dilandau27 suddenly disappeared.
Confused DG looked at the empty air between her hands. Then she noticed the still unconscious Riven. So doing the obvious she walked over and poked her with a stick, just to be sure she was still alive.
Riven didn't respond, she needed something shocking to wake up.
Seeing that her stick wasn't working to good, DG decided she would do something drastic. Bending over she whispered something in Riven's ear.
It got the desired effect. Riven leapt up with a full force battle aura glaring around to find the offender. "Where is he?! How dare he! He...grrrr..." Riven's eyes also glowed red as she growled.
DG smiled, "I knew telling her that her brother kidnapped Xellos would get her up!"
"Where did he go. I'll going toooooo...go on a quest to save Xellos!" Riven took a justice-defiance pose.
Skipping over next to Riven DG yelled "DON"T FORGET MY VAL!!"
With that both alter-egos of the authors began walking down the blue metallic road singing "We're off to save our bishies, those wonderful bishies of ours..." Unknown to them a rift in the sky opened and two figures watched them skip off down the blue metallic brick road that fell from the sky.
~*~*~ (Yapo! Hope you all like it so far! ^_^)
Meanwhile somewhere over the rainbow two insanly cute bishies were locked within a giant birdcage.
Well, maybe not a giant huge birdcage, but it would seem like that when you are only a foot tall, ie chibified.
So you can really immerse yourself in the ficcie (though that might be scary...) the scene of the birdcage will now be described for your reading pleasure. Xellos is pacing the floor of the cage occasionally looking through the bars. Val looks depressed at he sits on one of those bird swing thingies.
"Orihalicon metal, strong magic wards, who ever set this up is good." Xellos looked up toward Val.
Val didn't respond. He just continued looking depressed with little blue depression lines all around him (guess dragons don't take to well to captivity).
Xellos frowned for a second before he bent down, picked up a wood chip, and threw it towards the ancient dragon.
Val instantly snapped out of his mini-depression (hey he's a chibi, anything he does has got to be mini!). Glaring at Xellos he snapped, "Whadded do that for?!"
"If you want to stay in here keep on sulking, I just thought you might like to get out." Xellos said before going back to looking around the room outside the cage.
Reflecting on this for a moment, Val decided Xellos was right. So he shed his shirt and unfurled his wings (DG: ooo shirtless Val, even chibified he's hot! ^___^). He then attempted to break free by ramming into one of the bars. Unfortunately this didn't work out to well. "ouchies..." he mumbled with a dazed expression on he face as fell to the wood chippy floor.
Xellos looked at Val with a slightly amused expression before continuing to search around.
The room went dark, or actually just the cage. It was the two giant (remember they're chibified so everything is a giant to them) shadows looming over them.
"Mwuhahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! Now we can get revenge on our sisters who have tortured both of us for most of our young lives!!" one of them cackled.
Both Xellos and Val looked up nervously before looking at each other with horrified expressions.
~ ~ ~ (*Dramatic Music* What will happen now?!)
D-r: WAH!! Poor Xellos!!! *sobs* Even though it was my own twisted mind that thought of the cage thing!!
DG ^____^ ...shirtless Val (a new mantra, the old one was chibi Val I don't know which one I like better *a little chibi shirtless Val whaps Dg on the head* oh yeah! both together! ^__^)
D-r: *looks at DG* Another mantra? ^_^; You have at least...*tries to count how many mantras DG has said before*
DG: Emus emus emus look at all the pretty emus!!
D-r: *stares at DG who has summed a flock of emus* ....
DG: Oh do you feel left out D-r? Here have an emu! His name is Fred. Fred the Emu!
D-r: Get it away!! *runs off into the sunset closely followed by Fred. Actually Fred's name is Bob and he is an Alien.
DG: Oh no! Alien emus! *wacks emus with a massive hammer* All gone! Hey where'd Bob go? *looks around* Oh well... *runs of into another sunset (yes there's more than one!) dragging her cute little shirtless chibi Val behind her*
A still scene cut in half shows DG merrily skipping along with Val while the other shows a frantic D-r running from Bob.
Tell Us which Title you guys like better
1) Those Wonderful Chibis Of Ours
2) Those Wonderful Bishies Of Ours
3) Those Wonderful Chibis Of Oz
4) Those Wonderful Bishies Of Oz