SEASON X
EPISODE - 01
"WHEN KEVIN MET MEG"
(Main Theme)
It seems today, that all you see, is violence in movies and sex on TV
But where are those good 'ol fashioned values
On which we used to rely…
Lucky there's a Family Guy
Lucky there's a man who, positively can do, all the things that make us
Laugh n' Cry
He's..A..Fam..ily..Guy!!…
Chapter 1 – The Price is Peter
The Bob Barker Studio - Los Angeles
The hoards of sweaty tourists where herded into the studio. At first, Peter Griffin had no idea where he was going as the ushers pushed the onslaught of people forward. Then, as the herd of people cleared he saw where he was. He knew it all from the vibrant colors to the distinctive music to even the sweat induced smell that occurs when you put two hundred people under white hot spot lights. Finally, realizing where he was, he blurted it out…
"Oh my... Lois, I can't believe you got me tickets to see The Price is Right!" Peter said with great excitement and enthusiasm.
"Happy Birthday Sweetie!" Lois politely remarked to her husband.
"But, but... how did you know?"
"Well Peter, you did give me a few hints."
Flashback---
The Griffin's Kitchen
At the Griffin house, Peter is reading the paper at the kitchen table and Lois is making some breakfast.
Peter- "Hey Lois you know what I would like for my birthday this year?"
"Tickets to The Price is Right, that would be SWEET!"
"That or a pair of Angelina Jolie's used panties," at hearing this Lois frowns.
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"I was not going to get you the second one," Lois said rather sternly. There was no way she was going to buy some skanks used underwear; even though she did like her in Tomb Raider.
"Oh, well that's okay, gives you an idea for next year honey." Lois was not amused.
The Griffin's Living Room
Meanwhile, back in Quahog, the Griffins and all their friends where getting ready to watch the show at the Griffin's house. Quagmire, Cleveland and Bonnie took the couch while, Joe had rolled his wheelchair beside his wife. Brian pulled up a chair beside Quagmire and Chris and Meg sat down in front of the couch. Finally, Stewie took a spot on the floor near Chris but with a good two foot safety barrier between him and Meg.
"Hey, are mom and dad on yet?" Chris asked.
"No… not yet Chris," Brian remarked with as little sarcasm as possible. It was still a good five minutes before The Price is Right came on and Chris had been asking the same question for the past hour! The TV was currently tuned into Montel who today's story was about, fat white women having affairs skinny black men.
"Uh… processed crap," Brian thought to himself before taking another sip of his Cosmopolitan.
"Hey, when's it going to start; I've got to go get going soon," Quagmire abruptly informed everyone.
Cleveland decided to ask first, "What's the rush Quagmire?"
"Hey everyone, I've got a very busy schedule today: First, I got to go see these two hot Latino chicks at the Quahog Inn at 1:00. Then, I got to see these three Korean chicks over by the highway 1 underpass at 3:30. Oh, and later I've got to go do this hooker over at…"
"ALL RIGHT ENOUGH YOU FLITHY PERV! SHUT IT! BEFORE I SHUT IT FOR YOU!!" Stewie snapped. He was in no mood to listen to their dirty old neighbor's daily sex escapades.
"Yeah Quagmire, not in front of the kids, save it for the later at the clam tonight," Joe remarked.
Suddenly, Bonnie remembered something. Stewie's little rant at Quagmire had refreshed her memory about something that Joe was prone to do and would most certainly pull if he got irritated enough…
"Joe," Bonnie said sternly "Where's your gun?"
Joe gave out an annoyed grunt. "Bonnie, don't bring that up now, here… of all places!" Joe muttered.
"Why does your wife want your gun, Mr. Swanson?" Chris asked inquisitively.
Joe was irritated but, since his wife had exposed this embarrassing problem, he might as well spill it…and so with a groan he let it out.
"I've got a little problem when it comes to watching…game shows."
FlashBack---
The Swanson's Living Room
Joe and Bonnie are watching "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" in their living room.
Regis Philbin – "So, is B your final answer?"
Contestant – "Uh… Yes, B is my final answer."
Joe loses it, "NO YOU STUPID MORON! IT'S C! C!! C!!!"
He grabs his gun out of his holster and shoots the TV three times. The TV shorts out and blows up.
Even though the TV's screen is destroyed the audio still works, sort of…
Regis Philbin – (staticy) "And the correct answer is B!"
Speakers die.
Bonnie gives Joe a very annoyed look while the TV box smokes and sparks.
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"Sheesh, Joe you really need to get control of that temper of yours," Cleveland said with a very stern almost father like tone to his voice.
"HEY! I DO NOT HAVE A TEMPER!" Joe bellowed at the top of his lungs.
Everyone gave Joe a rather shocked look while Bonnie gave him, (The Look) which lasted a couple of seconds, until he finally gave in to his wives demands.
"Here," He said, with a low grumble as he pulled his gun out of its holster and put in Bonnie's hand.
"Um… Would you mind keeping the volume down…Anger Management! You know, there are others trying to watch the show here!" Stewie spat out.
"Yeah quiet already, it's starting," Meg remarked.
"Um, who gave you permission to talk Meg?" Stewie calmly replied.
And with that insult… the show started and everyone was glued to the screen trying to find Peter and Lois in the audience; sure enough, Chris found them first.
"Hey there's mom and dad. Hi Mom! Hi Dad!" Chris yelled at the TV expecting to hear his parents answer his shout out. After ten seconds and not hearing from them, Chris figured something was wrong…
"WHY, WON'T THEY ANSWER ME?"
Los Angeles
Peter and Lois had been in the audience for the first five pricing games and Peter was getting somewhat agitated now.
"Man Lois, when am I going to get to go up on stage?" he said with a great deal of spite in his voice.
"I'm sorry Peter but the chances of being chosen are very slim," Lois politely remarked.
"What!? Ah, this sucks… And there's only one more slot in contestants row."
Just then, Drew Carey asked Rich Fields, who was the next contestant? Rich replied, "Well its Peter Griffin, Come on Down! You're the next contestant on The Price is Right!"
Lois was absolutely astonished, "Oh My God! Peter, they picked you!"
"No Lois, they picked some guy named Peter Griffin, lucky bastard."
"No, Peter that's you!" Lois reprimanded.
"What!? Holy Crap! This is more exciting than that time I did those TV infomercials."
Flashback---
TV Studio
Peter is doing an infomercial for Oxy Gone (A parody of Oxy Clean)
Peter – "LOOK! LOOK! THE STAIN IS VANISHING! IT'S VANISHING! IT'S VANISHING! IT'S VANISHING! HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE! HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE! HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!
WITH NEW OXY GONE THAT'S HOW! "
"And only worth two payments of 19.95
CALL NOW!!!!!!..."
Peter falls over and faints due to yelling so much.
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Everyone was truly astounded, never in their wildest dreams did they think they would choose Peter, but they did and he was now on his way to contestant's row. Peter's friends an family where beyond excited; even Stewie was somewhat happy that they had decided to choose Peter.
Quahog
"I….can't...believe...it...They chose the fat man, they chose the FAT MAN!"
"YEAH, ALL RIGHT PETER!" Joe hollered with great excitement!
Cleveland was astonished, "That is truly amazing. I remember once, Loretta told me how the chances of being called to come on down where, practically zero." "That depressed me…but I do remember, at the time, she was menstruating, and that could have caused Loretta to say things that she didn't really mean."
"Oh Lovely," Stewie remarked, "Cleveland, like I really want to hear about your ex-wives bodily problems...CAN IT!" he spit out.
Stewie's little verbal missile at Cleveland had shut everyone up. However, a few moments later, Brian decided to break the vow of silence.
"Guys, I don't think Peter has a chance of getting out of contestants row?" Brian said.
Joe was about to say something but Bonnie cut him off, "Come on don't say that."
"Yeah, there's a chance Peter could pull this off?" Joe added, yet with a great deal of uncertainty in his voice.
"Hey, Brian don't be so negative," Quagmire replied.
"I'm not being negative. I'm just stating the facts."
"For once, I agree with Fido," Stewie said.
Los Angeles
After a short intro of telling is name and where he's from; the beauties brought to the next item up for bids. A music cue known as Rye Bred played as a cabinet was brought out on stage. The audience awed and clapped as Rich Fields read out the description for the prize.
"It's a new…entertainment cabinet!...From Broyhill this elegant cabinet is crafted of mahogany, has plenty of storage for stereo and television equipment; a fine addition to any living room. Style and elegance from Broyhill."
After the beauties took the prize back behind the doors, Drew asked the contestants their bids, starting with Travis, who had the red podium.
"OK...Travis what do you bid?" Drew asked.
"Umm…675."
After Travis bid, Drew moved on to Sue, who had the green podium.
"Okay…1200."
Then, on to John, who occupied the blue podium.
"1100 Drew."
Finally, Drew came to Peter, who had the yellow podium and asked him for his bid. Unfortunately, he had been far too preoccupied ogling this one beauty, which had a particularly massive rack! After a few moments of no response Drew asked for his bid.
"Um…Peter."
"Ohh...uh…what?"
"We need your bid Peter."
"Oh…let me think uhhhhhhhh…"
Now, Drew Carey had heard from Bob about the occasional dumb contestant but little did he know this incident would make Price is Right history when it comes to absolute stupidity.
"We need your bid," Drew calmly asked, again.
"Wait! Wait! Wait…I'm thinking…uhhhhhhhhh…"
Peter was beginning to annoy the entire audience now and back in Quahog, the same was happening as well.
Quahog
"DAMN IT! just bid already Peter!" Joe hollered.
"I wonder how long this is going to go on for?" Stewie thought to himself as he watched the fat man make a complete fool of himself.
Los Angeles
Peter's incompetence had now succeeded to annoy the entire audience which was now jeering and blasting insults; as we had been uhhhing for over a minute now. Finally, Peter made his bid.
"uhhhhhhh...33,000 Bob."
And with that, the (overbid buzzer) went off and the whole audience began to laugh and jeer.
Quahog
"Oh! for the LOVE OF!!" Joe bellowed.
"Nice one fat man," Stewie sarcastically remarked.
Los Angeles
Now Drew was beginning to get annoyed. This idiot was taking way too long and if he didn't hurry up they would have to extend the show into the afternoon news broadcasts which would get them in big trouble with CBS.
"Um Peter, you got to bid lower than that." Drew commented trying as hard as humanly possible to keep the sarcasm out of his voice.
"Oh ok Bob…uhhhhhhh…-33,01."
This had never happened in the shows thirty-six year history. Someone had never been so stupid that they bid in the negatives! This got the sound director all messed up and he accidentally played the (losing horn). For all who where watching, it seemed highly appropriate.
Quahog
At the Griffins, the atmosphere of joy and excitement that had once filled the room had been replaced with one of pure disgust! Joe was about to lose it! Stewie was beyond irritated! Meg was absolutely mortified and even Chris seemed to not be happy with his dad's embarrassing performance.
"Uhhh! Bonnie give me my gun…PLEASE give my gun! I'm gonna put that TV out of it's misery!" Joe said in an angry, yet almost pleading tone.
"No." she said very sternly.
Stewie was just as disgusted, "The fat mans really ranking up some mileage on this one now isn't he?"
Brian wasn't even listening. He was too busy zoning it all out, with the help of his cocktail.
"uhhh…God why me?" Meg said in a disgusted tone.
Los Angeles
"Is this guy retarded?" Drew Carey thought to himself as the jeering got louder and louder. However, he wouldn't have been too shocked to find out he actually was.
Drew scolded Peter in a strong tone. "Peter you need to bid ABOVE 0!"
"Oh, then why didn't you say so Bob."
"OK…lets see uhhhhhhh…"
Quahog
Joe's temper had cooled down. Fortunately, now all he could let out was a low groan, even Stewie was now without words.
"Ohhh…not again!" Bonnie hollered, for her nerves where now just as shot has her husbands. The only words after that was the low groaning of the Griffins and their friends a they tried to endure another of Peter's moronic escapades; Cleveland broke the silence.
"Oh…This is just getting plain ridiculous." he said.
Los Angeles
Now, it was serious, the audience was not just irritated? They...where...MAD! This affair had gone on now for over five minutes now. For Lois, is whole thing was just humiliating even though she kind of knew Peter was going to pull something like this if he was called up. However, it had gone on now for way too long! She had to end it…now…
"PETER, BID 900!" She hollered at the top of her lungs.
Almost instantaneously Peter quit uuhhing, "Uh I'll bid 900."
"It was over at last," Drew thought. "Finally!...Okay 900."
"And…the actual retail price is...oh no...Oh No! God!! ...uhhh…902 Peter you win."
"YAY!!!" Peter blurted out before running up on stage beside a psychologically exhausted Drew Carey.
"Well, Peter you finally made it up here," Drew said with as much enthusiasm as he could muster up.
"Yeah, I know…Hey…wait a minute, you're not Bob Barker!" Peter scolded.
"Don't remind me."
"Ok, what do we got for Peter?" Drew called out to Rich Fields.
"Well, How about a fabulous trip to Walt Disney World!"
At hearing this, the audience went wild and a music cue by the name of Grandeur played; the memory of this particular contestant's triumph in stupidity now only a distant memory.
"You and your family will fly to roundtrip to Orlando, Florida to stay seven nights at the fabulous Grand Floridian Resort; minutes from the Magic Kingdom and all other exclusive attractions including: tickets all four Disney theme parks!" "A fabulous prize package worth 8750 dollars!"
Now, Peter had been to Disney world before. He had taken Stewie there about a year ago. It was only for a day and they slept in the car in order to avoid paying for hotels during their trip, much to Stewie's dismay, who nearly suffocated from Peter's constant sleep flatulence. He had never even stayed at a Disney resort, which Brian told where absurdly over priced. Now, he might have the chance to stay at a resort for free! Freakin Sweet! Peter and Drew walked over to the turntable, which was rotating to reveal the pricing game…It was the Grocery Game…
Of all things they had given Peter one of the hardest pricing games they had! In Quahog, this came as a shock. Oddly, almost everyone was happy and excited again; the memory of one of Peter's dumbest stunts now in the distance. Only Stewie was still grumpy, as always, waiting for the fat man to pull his next moronic move.
Quahog
"Yikes! The Grocery Game, boy that is a hard one!" Bonnie commented.
"Really?" Joe asked inquisitively.
"Yeah, it's very tricky you have to choose quantities of different products in order to come to a total that is in the range of $20.00 to $21.00," Bonnie explained to her husband. Being a stay at home mom like Lois, she had time to watch price and knew the games inside and out.
"Prego, are you saying that the fat one will have to do math?" Stewie asked in shock. "Oh wait, you had the baby didn't you? My bad…" "Hmm… Yes… I wondered why you didn't look like a bloated fat hippo anymore."
"Well he's finished," Brian commented. "I haven't seen Peter do any kind of math since he was trying to order at Taco Bell."
Flashback---
Quahog Taco Bell
Peter and Brian are at the Taco Bell and Peter is trying to order.
Peter – "Okay…I'll have five soft tacos, four nacho cheese chalupas, three Mexican pizzas, six gorditas…um, hey Brian you want anything?"
Brian – "not for me Peter."
Peter – "Okay, oh… and grande quesadeas."
Taco Bell cashier – "How many quesadeas sir?"
Peter – "Grande."
Taco Bell cashier – (Annoyed) "That's not a number sir."
Peter – (scoff) "Oh yes it is, Brian, isn't grande a number?"
Brian – "Um no Peter, grande is not a number."
Peter – "Yes, but I thought…wait…(quietly to himself) okay, five…(indistinguiBshable)…three…(indistinguishable)…six equals…grande.
Peter – (To Taco Bell cashier) "Yes, it equals grande, see grande is too a number."
Taco Bell cashier – (Annoyed) "Listen to the dog, grande is not a number."
Peter – (Annoyed) "Yes it is what's five over negative six."
Taco Bell cashier – "What? I can't answer that?"
Peter – "Grande, got anything to say kid."
(Taco Bell cashier gives Peter annoyed look…)
Peter – (To Taco Bell cashier) "See I told you, five plus four minus three divided by taco equals, grande!"… "I'm smart you're not."
Taco Bell cashier – … "Are you a DUMB ASS?"
Peter – (gasp) "I request my meal free now."
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"Uh oh…" Peter thought to himself. He hasn't gone grocery shopping in years, unless it was to restock on Pawtucket Patriots. Little did everyone know Peter was actually trying to stay focused as Rich read out the description of the five grocery items while the music cue second thoughts played. They where: a can of Slim Fast, a Box of Cheese-It's, Hefty Garbage Bags, a bottle of Pert-Plus shampoo and a liter of Coca-Cola.
"Aw, crap! I'm screwed," he worried. Lois did all the shopping he didn't know first thing about the prices for these products; I mean really, he had never even touched a Slim Fast except that time he asked Cleveland for one from Loretta's stash so he could pull a joke on Lois for April Fool's Day.
"Alright, Peter which product do you want to start with and DON'T take forever," Drew scolded.
Peter, aware of the insult, decided to make a random choice. "Well, if you're going to be that way Bob, I guess I'll go with the Cheez-It's.
"OK how many?"
"Uh one I guess."
"Ok, Cheez-It's are…$3.45 each for a total of…$3.45."
"Sweet! This game is easy, all I have to do is pick products and then choose random quantities of them; that trip is in the bag," Peter smugly thought to himself.
"All right Bob, I think I'll go next with the Slim Fasts."
Now Peter calling him Bob was starting to get on Drew's nerves but he didn't have any time to deal with that now. He need to rush and get back on schedule time wise for Peter's little fiasco at contestants row had put them back by six minutes…
"How many?..."
"Uh…give me forty-four Slim Fasts."
At hearing this, the audience went nuts and started booing and jeering…again and in Quahog, friends and family where…again irritated with Peter.
Quahog
"WHAT!!" Joe bellowed, once again, rattling the Griffin's china cabinet.
"I wondered when the fat man was going to screw up again," Stewie grumbled.
Los Angeles
Now the audience was booing and jeering pretty loudly, with the occasional insult a Peter's weight coming from various audience members. Amazingly, instead of retaliating, Peter decided to take people's advice for once…
"Wait, I think I'll change that to ten Slim Fasts."
"Hey, they're may be some hope for this guy after all," Drew thought.
"Ok…ten Slim Fasts…$1.63 each, subtotal…$16.30 plus the total…oohhh…$19.75, ouch!"
It was frequent for someone to get a bad total like this during this game. Unfortunately, winning was next to impossible!
"What happened?" Peter asked.
"Well Peter, you are dangerously close to going over," Drew replied.
"Aw crap."
"So, Peter what is your next choice?..."
Quahog
You couldn't use a knife to cut the tension currently in the Griffin's living room. Everybody kind of new the only choice was the bottle of coke. Nobody said a word as they eyed the TV, waiting for Peter's choice and hoping it wasn't a stupid one…
"Come on, Peter choose the Coke," Cleveland thought to himself.
"Peter if you don't choose that Coco-Cola, I SWEAR…" Joe thought to himself in a state of high aggravation."
"Dad it's the Coke," Chris thought hoping his dad won.
"Fat Ass choose the coke already," Meg thought wondering if her moron father would pull it off.
"Peter, CHOOSE THE COKE!" Bonnie thought to herself trying to control her ever increasing irritation.
"Fat man, you better choose that bloody cola!" Stewie thought to himself. He wondered if he should put a bet up with the dog to see if the fat man won or more likely…not!
Now Quagmire had been pretty quiet for most of the show; spending most of the time ogling all the beauties as they on stage but now as Peter came up on stage and played his pricing game he got focused on the game. His eyes wandering every now and then to the beauty that was behind the register; fantasizing her wet and topless, heh…heh…all right! Now has the game was coming to a close, he saw how close Peter was close to winning. Then, something odd happened? His usually calm temper rose at absurd rate before, blowing at a decibel level that could only be compared to Joe's fury after Peter had crashed that modified airship into his house.
"DAMN IT!! PETER!! JUST CHOOSE THE (BLEEP) ALREADY!!"
Quagmire's profound outburst shocked everyone. For the guys, they hadn't seen Quagmire lose it since that time they went golfing.
Los Angeles
Peter was officially stressed out; he had no idea which product to choose?
Peter thought very deeply to himself, "Aw Crap, should choose the trash bags or the cokes or the shampoo?" "No wait…trash bags…no the coke…no the shampoo?" "Ahhh, Aw crap, this is more stressful then the time it had to give that sponge bath to Bea Arthur."
Flashback---
Bea Arthur's Bathroom
Peter is at Bea Arthur's mansion and Arthur's is in the tub naked, covered by the bubbles.
Bea Arthur – "Peter, clean my toes!"
(Peter rushes to clean her toes with a toe cleaning brush.)
Bea Arthur – "and more bubble bath!"
(Peter pours some bubble bath into the tub.)
Bea Arthur – "get my loofah!"
(Peter rushes over to the sink and grabs the loofah.)
Bea Arthur – "NO! I want the red loofah!"
(Peter rushes back to the sink and grabs the red loofah.)
Bea Arthur – "NO! I want the blue loofah!!"
(Peter rushes back to the sink and grabs the blue loofah.)
Bea Arthur – "Get me a towel! I'm getting wrinkly!!"
(Peter rushes to get a towel from the towel rack.)
Bea Arthur – "Get me my ducky!!"
(Peter rushes over to the sink and grabs the rubber duck then rushes back to the tub.)
Bea Arthur – "NO!! GET ME QUACKERS!"
(Peter runs back to the sink and grabs quackers the rubber duck then runs back to the tub; Peter is exhausted and stressed out!)
Bea Arthur – "Now Peter!!...Clean!!...Down!!...There!!"
(Peter gives an absolutely mortified expression…)
---
All of a sudden, the gears in his brain bean running at full speed, as Peter became deep in thought.
"Wait…that coke is two liters. I usually pay $3.25 for Pawtucket Pat over at the clam, so if I divide that by three that gives me a price of $1.25 each which seems reasonable." "Oh, I just remembered, I need to repay Cleveland that $10.00 for the beers that week…"
When things associated with booze, Peter's brain worked at full capacity!
Then, after a few moments of thought, Peter made his decision…
"I'm going to go with the coke."
At hearing this, the audience went absolutely wild!
"Ok how many?" Drew asked.
"Um...two, no one," Fortunately, Peter had changed before the audience had time to react to Peter's final goof.
Even Drew as somewhat excited as turned over the price card for the coke.
"The coke is…$1.25 for a total of…$21.00 exactly, Peter, you are a winner!
The Price is Right theme played, the audience was going wild and Peter was dancing and jumping around.
Quahog
They're was a celebration going on! Chris and Meg where jumping up and down and shouting, "Were going to Disney World! Were going to Disney World!"
Brain gave a chuckle of satisfaction, "Heh, heh…well done Peter."
Quagmire, Cleveland, Joe and Bonnie congratulated the kids, while Stewie still sat on the floor in state of absolute shock.
"I…I…don't…believe…it…the fat man won." Then like he just reached an epiphany, he blurted it out.
"THE FAT MAN WON!! Oh my God I don't believe it, WERE GOING TO DISNEY WORLD!!"
Stewie then joined Meg and Chris in their revelry, "Were going to Disney World! Were going to Disney World!"
"Oh my…I've got to start packing! Meg said.
"Me too," Chris yelled out.
"Me three," Stewie added.
"Hold it kids, the shows not over with besides your dad could possibly win even more if he makes it to the showcases."
The kids all sat back down where they were sitting, as everyone waited through the usual commercials. Wilford Brimley was, again, blathering about how is Diabetes gives him urination and defecation problems.
Los Angeles
At the showcase showdown, Peter was to go last when it came to spinning the big wheel but it didn't matter he had won the his prize and he didn't neglect to gloat about it.
In fact, while Peter and the other two contestants sat and waited for them to set up the big wheel during the commercial break. Peter had spent the time boasting about his trip and irritating the other two contestants, both of which, had lost their pricing games; one had even lost a new 2009 Chevrolet Corvette!
Once the wheel was set up and the camera rolling again the showcase showdown started.
"Ok Jennifer, spin the wheel," Drew quoted.
The petite young woman had some strength on her and made the wheel rotate twice before landing on .35¢. Obviously, she spun again where it landed on .45¢ for a total of .80¢, a pretty good score.
Next, Randy spun the wheel. He gave that wheel a good hard spin, rotating around four times before it started to slow down. The audience got excited as it neared the 1.00. going past .70¢ ,.25¢ ,.90¢...05¢. The wheel slowly went through .05¢ before finally, coming to land on the $1.00! The audience went wild and Dig we must played as Randy jumped up and down in pure exhilaration!
Jennifer gave Randy a congratulatory clap as she walked off stage and Randy took her spot under the digital marquee, awaiting his possible bonus spin.
"OK Peter, spin that wheel."
Now, Peter was very obese but he had some power on him; he gave that old wheel a spin that would take four revolutions before slowing down. Slowly, the wheel came to a stop on .10¢. On his second spin, he had lost some of his momentum for the wheel only made it around two times. Before sadly landing on .95¢, Peter was over by a nickel…
"Oh, Sorry Peter well thank you for being on our show," Drew quoted.
For most contestants this was the end of their journey on the Price is Right, but for Peter Griffin, this wasn't, for he had forgot the rules of the showcase showdown and was now about to pull the dumbest!,the stupidest!, most retarded move! in Price is Right history!, in fact, possibly game show history!
"Whoa Whoa…wh-what to you mean, I'm not leaving I beat that guy he only got $1.00?" Peter stated.
"Oh no! not again!" Drew thought to himself, "Peter, you are over my .05¢ I need you to leave the stage."
"B…b…ut I won!" Peter stammered
"No, you did NOT!" Drew said in a very annoyed tone.
"I got more than he did!"
"If you go over 1.00…YOU…LOSE!" "Now get your FAT ASS! off the stage!"
Even the audience was yelling at Peter to leave already; in an ever increasing volume rate, while back in Quahog, tempers where flaring as Peter's final idiotic move had now got everyone very mad!
Quahog
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING PETER!! GET…OF…THE…STAGE!!" Joe yelled at the very top of his voice!!
However, Joe's high volume yelling wasn't the only going on as Stewie, Brian, Quagmire, Cleveland, Bonnie, Meg and even Chris shouted, pushing the decibel level in the Griffin house to the max!
"GET OFF THE STAGE!! FAT MAN!!" Stewie yelled in absolute fury.
"PETER KNOCK IT OFF AND GET OF THE STAGE!!" Brian shouted, nearly spilling is drink on the carpet.
"GET OFF THE STAGE!!" Quagmire shouted repeatedly.
Even Cleveland was straining is low volume vocal cords, "YOU STUPID SON OF A… PETER, GET OFF THE STAGE!!" he yelled.
Bonnie's disgust equaled that of her husbands, "GET…OFF…THE…STAGE…NOW!!" she shouted.
"FAT ASS GET OFF THE STAGE!!" Meg yelled in disgust.
"DAD YOU LOST GET OFF STAGE!!" even Chris knew his dad was pulling an idiotic stunt.
Los Angeles
"This guy is an idiot!" Drew thought to himself, "First, he delays the bidding, now he does this?"
"Enough! Peter you are over and I need you to leave the stage…NOW!! Drew demanded.
"Ok, So I'm over…by how much?" Peter asked.
"I already told you, by a NICKEL!"
"So…umm…uh…suppose I pay you back that nickel would I not be over then?"
"It's does not work that way!" Drew said with a groan.
"Really, how about the give you a like something for your troubles," Peter opens his wallet and pulls out a nickel and a five dollar bill he then gently places the cash in Drew's now quivering hand.
"This moron is bribing me?"…"HE'S BRIBING ME!" Drew thought to himself. "This guy got to be the stupidest person on the face of the planet!" Finally Drew nerves snapped.
"AHHHH!!" He shouted as he threw the cash on the floor. "TO ARE THE STUPIDEST! DUMBEST! MOST IDIOTIC! PERSON EVER TO BE ON THIS SHOW!!" He bellowed.
"Uh…so can I now be in the showcase?"
Drew knew what he had to do; he hated doing it but he had no other choice, this moron had to pay for ruining his show!
"Peter, you leave me with no other option… "RELEASE MIMI!" He shouted to the stage director.
The big door in the middle slowly opened up to reveal a true horror…Mimi, from the Drew Carey Show dressed in her usual ungainly attire. She was massive and she was mad!! She glared at Peter before uttering the infamous words…
"Hello there you fat pig, welcome to Mimisoft…DOWNLOAD THIS!!"
And with that she charged Peter with full force.
"AHHHHHHH!!"
Peter screamed, "AAAHHHHH!!!!"
WHAM!!! POW!!! BAM!!!
Mini went to town on Peter and commenced giving him a super massive a$$ kicking!
Quahog
Everyone was dumbfounded was they watched Mini viciously assault Peter. No one said a word. Peter had made a fool of himself and gotten on everyone's nerves but he didn't deserve this. This… this was plain scary. Disturbing sounds came from the TV…
"SQUEAL! PIG! SQUEAL!!!"
"AAAHHHH MOMMY!!!!"
"FEAR MIMI!!!"
"AHHHHH!!!!"
Cleveland broke the horrified silence, "oh…this is some scary s$%t," he said.
Los Angeles
Finally, after what seemed like an eternity; the battle stopped, Peter lay on the floor all black, blue and beat up. Drew walked over to Mimi.
"Yes, thank you Mimi."
"You owe me for this Pig," Mimi snapped at Drew.
Peter was hauled away on a stretcher off the stage the audience cheered as the show would now go on…without idiotic interruption…
As he was hauled into the awaiting ambulance Dig we must played again; Randy had got the $1.00 again and had won $10,000!
The cheers of the audience muffled the sirens as the ambulance sped off, with its overweight patient, toward the nearest hospital which was in Beverly Hills.
Lois decided to stay in the audience and watch the rest for the show, before going to see Peter at the hospital with his embarrassing…but well deserved injury.
End of Chap 1