Sally Acorn's Farting Problem
by Yoshizillas-Fan
Have you ever read Yoshizilla Rhedosaurus' fanfics? The ones about the girl farting problems? Well he hasn't made one about Sally Acorn, so I did one for him. :) Hope you all enjoy.
One day on Mobius, while Sonic was out fighting the evil Robotnik, Sally Acorn and Bunnie Rabbot were exploring the Great Forest.
"He thinks he can defeat Robotnik all by himself!" said Sally as she talked to Bunnie. "He finally believes he can go up against an army of SWATbots without any help from me or his friends."
"Well good for him." replied Bunnie. "If he can handle himself out there, I reckon he can stop Robotnik's plans by himself."
"Yeah...you're right Bunnie. I'm just worried that he might-" before she could finish her sentence, both girls came across what happened to be a bronze colored acorn on the grass.
"Hey Bunnie, look!" Sally pointed at the weird looking acorn.
"Yeah I know, there's plenty more out there like that there one." Bunnie replied.
"I know. But this one looks good!" Sally went to pick up the weird colored acorn, then she ate it, and let out a loud belch before patting her stomach. As she did this, someone was chuckling behind the bushes. It was Snively, Robotnik's assistant and nephew whom Robotnik always treats like crap.
"Hehe. Wait until Robotnik hears about this! This'll not only teach her to mess with us, but it will show Uncle Robotnik that I can be useful!" Snively whispered to himself. "Besides, I'm tired of him treating me like crap."
Meanwhile, back with the girls:
"Sally! Y'all don't even know where that's been! Ya'll can't just take something y'all found on the ground and eat it!" Bunnie said. "It could be poisonous!"
"Oh relax, Bunnie! I know what I'm doing!"
Back in the bushes, Robotnik called Snively on his video watch. "Snively! Where the hell are you! Sonic is only his way here to stop my evil plan and he's wiped out most of my SWATbot army!"
"I'm sorry sir. I'm in the Great Forest right now. I want to tell you that Sally-"
"I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT YOU ARE DOING! GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE NOW!" screamed Robotnik.
"Y-y-y-yes sir!" Snively said, shivering in fear. And so he went.
Back with Sally and Bunnie, both girls were walking back to Knothole village when Sally's stomach started growling as she placed her hands on it.
"What's wrong Sally? You hungry or somethin'?"
"Why would I be, Bunnie? I just ate."
Then as she rubbed her stomach, she accidently let out a loud fart, which startled her and made her blush in embarrassment.
"Excuse you." Bunnie said to her.
Then, Sally's big, sexy exposed butt lets out another loud toot that lasted 3 seconds. "Excuse me!" Sally said. "I don't know where that came from." Then she let out a cute little poot, followed by a powerful blast of gas (which was as loud as a tuba) that caused a nearby tree to rot and fall over, crushing and killing some nearby creatures.
"Geez what is wrong with you, girl?" Bunnie said, surprised. "That's very unladylike of y'all!"
"I'm sorry Bunnie! I can't control it! I don't know why I'm gassy all of a sudden!"
Before she could say anything else, Sally lets out 3 more loud, gassy farts in a row. Each one loud and smelly enough to kill a plant. How will she put up with this?