A/N: So, my little sister was singing Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer, and I got the idea for this songfic. Basically, Rudolf=red, and then red=Itachi in my brain. Yes, I'm that obsessed that red=Itachi. So, I somehow connected Rudolph to Itachi. Now on with my songfic!
Itachi the Red-eyed Shinobi
Itachi, the red-eyed shinobi,
had two very shiny eyes.
And if you ever saw him,
You would even say they glowed.
All of the other shinobi used to scream and run away,
They never let poor Itachi join in any shinobi games.
Then one foggy Konoha night,
Hokage came to say:
"Itachi with your eyes so bright,
won't you kill your clan tonight?"
Then little Sasuke hated him
As he shouted out in fury,
Itachi the red-eyed shinobi,
my killing you will go down in history!
THE END LOLZ!!!
Please review my silly songfic! I want feedback!!