Yes I know this is super random but I did this for fun back a long time ago on a camping trip when it rained and never got to typing it. I thought it was funny though so enjoy!

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT, NOR WILL I EVER, OWN WICKED! I REALLY WISH I DID BUT WHY WOULD I BE WRITING THIS THEN?

It's a beautiful spring day. Boq and Fiyero are playing video games and Galinda is retouching her makeup again. Elphaba thinks that her friends should see nature. Bursting into the room, Elphaba gleefully declares they are going camping.

"Mph," Fiyero replies.

"No way! We just prestiged on Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2!

"Modern WHAT? And what is prostaged?" Galinda interrupts with a clueless look.

"See, Boq? This is why you're a dork!" Elphaba says flatly.

"Wait! What's camping?" Galinda suddenly asks, looking panicked. "Does it hurt?"

"No it doesn't hurt!" Elphaba replied before muttering, "Well, maybe a little…"

"WHAT?"

"Kidding, kidding."

Suddenly their conversation is interjected with a serious of whoops from Boq and Fiyero.

"You're excited?" Elphie asks.

"No we just defeated Master Chief!" Boq replies. Elphaba rolls her eyes.

Several hours later

The group are all packing.

Galinda drags a pile of bags over.

"Galinda, you brought all this?" Elphie exclaims, looking at the blonde's many bags.

"What? Did I under pack?"

"What did you bring in all of those?"

"Oh you know, the usual: makeup, teddy bears, dresses, shoes, hair curlers, emergency make up kit for you, contacts…"

"Contacts?" Elphaba perks up at the possibility of an imperfection on her friend.

"… I want bluer eyes," Galinda stated flatly, rolling her emerald green eyes.

"Great," Elphie mutters, "She is flawless."

Just as Elphaba says this she notices Boq is staring at the blonde dreamly… again.

"Ummm… is there electricity?" Fiyero asks.

"NO VIDEO GAMES!"

"Wha? No! Oh come on, Elphie!" Boq and Fiyero protest.

"No. You need to see nature for once!"

"But what about Galinda?" Fiyero says, "You're not punishing her."

"Fine. Galinda, no makeup, what-so-ever."

Galinda looks back at Elphaba in alarm.

"WAHHH!" she cries running off.

"YAAA! That was great!" the Munchkin and the Winkie cheer.

"Thank you, gentleman," Elphaba says, "Just doing my job."

Boq and Fiyero begin to circle around Elphie with their arms crossed.

"What about you, Elphie?" Boq asks.

"Boq, what are you talking about?"

"You made Fiyero and I givue up our video games and Galinda give up her makeup, so now you have to sacrifice something," the Munchkin clarifies.

"I'm thinking books," says Fiyero, "What about you, my friend?"

"Ah indeed, very good choice."

"NOOO! NEVER!" the witch protests.

"What's going on?" Nessa asks, suddenly rolling in.

"We're going camping and they want me to give up my books," Elphaba replies.

"You made us give up video games!" Boq says.

"Video games are ELECTRONIC," Elphie adds.

"Makeup isn't!" Galinda shouts running over.

"Aw Shiz."

"Elphaba! Watch you're tounge!" Nessa snaps scornfully.

Funny? Lame? GOTTA KNOW, PEOPLE! Review if ya please, but I would seriously LOVE some feedback! All I wanna do is get opinions and improve my writing quality!