I don't own TMNT…but I really wish I did.

Well, where should I start this? Uh…well, lets just start it practice this mornin'. Master Splinter had us working till we couldn't move a muscle, literally. Three hours afta mornin' practice, I was able ta start ta be able ta move ma fuckin' limbs. Mikey, Donnie, and Leo weren't as lucky. They weren't able to move until eight, in tha mornin' tha' is.

A few minutes lata, afta we all were able ta move as much as we use ta, Mikey got hungry. "Whose turn is it ta go an' get the pizza this time?" Mikey yelled throughout tha entire lair. I swear he's fuckin' deaf. Mikey was in tha living room, this is by listenin' ta where tha sound was comin' from. Donnie's always in his room, nothin' new there, and Leo was most likely in tha dojo, trainin' and practicin' his fuckin' 'attacks'. Seriously, an attack is an attack, no need ta perfect bashin' someone's ugly, fuckin', skull in, just go an' do it.

"It's Raph's," Leo said as he, Donnie, and I all went in tha livin' room. Fuck yeah I'll go, I need ta get away from 'the perfect one' for a while, actually, he's a pain in tha ass.

"Umm, are ya sure Leo?" Mikey asked. I'm guessin' he remembered tha last time I went out an' didn't come back for a week. Hey, I came back in one piece…kinda, sort a. Well, how was I suppose' ta know that the little fucker that I was beatin' the shit outta had a car, and knew how to drive from New York to Maine. Plus, Donnie got what was left of tha car when I brought it back, Leo almost had a heart attack when he saw me, Casey got ta bust some heads in also, an' Mikey learnt what it was like ta eat cereal instead of pizza, all in all, it was a very good week.

"He's right Mike," Donnie said as he checked tha calendar just ta make sure. Mikey looked around for anyway ta stop me from goin' out. He found none. I was good at hidin' things so I could leave. I was grounded for two weeks; so I had ta do somethin' ta make sure I would go out again. Whatcha expect?

"Fine, but I want pizza today, Raph," Mikey whined. God, sometimes his whinin' really pisses me off. Guess tha pizza's gonna be a bit late, I've gotta get in a fight, three weeks without fightin' an' I'm still sane. Well, I did take it out on Leo. He won when he flipped me on tha table an' hit ma broken leg, wait tha's not right, he put me through tha table.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah," I muttered as I put on my hat an' coat. Today was gonna be a good day. I walked outta tha lair an' heard Mikey moan as Leo said tha' I probably won't be back for anotha month. Who cares, he's a prick an' he knows it. Normally, I would go in an' kick his ass, okay, Master Splinter would stop us before I did, but still.

I gritted ma teeth an' know I knew I wouldn't come back until I beat tha shit outta at least fifteen fuckers tha decide ta mess with me. I walked through tha sewers an' found tha ladda' I was lookin' for. This one doesn't go to Pizzarama, oh no, this will take me straight to tha Purple Dragon hide out. Yeah, ya're probably thinkin' tha' I'm nuts, but I'm not, I jus' need ta make their ugly faces much more…'livable'. I climbed up tha ladda an' opened tha grate blockin' ma way. I moved tha grate an' looked ova tha top. Seein' how no one was aroun' I jumped out an' put the grate back. I walked a few blocks till I reached tha door tha lead ta tha ugly motha fuckas.

"Let tha fun begin," I said as I walked past tha door. I had ta be quiet, otherwise they'd know what was comin'. Sure they're dumb motha fuckas, but they ain't deaf. I carefully, yes, I can be careful, climbed to tha roof of tha warehouse. Why they pick warehouses? Ask Donnie, he has tha answers. Anyways, I made it to tha top an' looked through tha skylight, they neva learn, and saw Dragonface givin' a speech ta tha rest of them. They had this teenage girl with dark black hair tied up ta a chair and gagged. She looked around my height, had pale skin, kinda like she hadn't seen tha sun in a year, but it was a healthy pale, she was wearin' black jeans, a black tank top, black spikes came from her leather necklace, bracelets, and boots. Her eyes were hidden from view but she looked like she gave them a hellava fight.

"Listen up Dragons, this girl is the daughter of Takeru Kakinomoto," Dragonface said ta the other Purple Fucks. Now I had ta save her from them. "She will be used as ransom so we can own her fathers company!" The other Purple Fuckas cheered. That was tha last straw. I lifted tha glass and jumped in tha middle of their circus ring. She looked at me with deep black eyes that were filled with hatred, apparently, she didn' know that I was on her side. "Get the freak!"

"I'm sooo gonna enjoy this," I said as I started ta fight them off. Sure there was a ton of them, but they were weak as hell. After a few minutes, which seemed like seconds, only Dragonface was left.

"Die freak!" Dragonface yelled as he lunged at me. I blocked with my Sai and kicked him in tha face. He reeled backwards as I stabbed him in tha throat. He fell ta tha floor, twitching as he died. I walked over ta tha chick and she struggled more ta get away from me that she did them. I guess I look odd in a coat an' hat. I untied the gag and she started ta yell at me.

"What do ya want?" She yelled. And she did it very loud at someone who was less than a foot away. "My father will find ya an' ya're fuckin' gang." Now I was taken back. Me?…a Purple Fucker? Like hell I would!

"Look lady," I said trying ta be calm as I untied her. "I ain't one of them fuckers an' I would rather die than be one off them. I'm here ta beat there faces in for fun, I'm only savin' ya cause ya was in trouble."

"Then…thanks," she said as I finished untying her from tha chair. "But why did they come afta me? My father died along with his company years ago."

"Cause they're stupid," I said as I helped her stand. "What's ya name?"

"Tell me yours first," She said. Now she startin' ta sound like Mikey.

"I asked ya first."

"So?"

"So…ya should tell me first."

"Why?"

"Cause I said so."

"So? I don' know who ya are, so why should I?"

"Jus' tell me who ya are already. I've got thin's ta do."

"On two conditions."

"What now?"

"One, you tell me ya're name, and two, I come with ya."

"Alright, but ya tell me ya're name first and ya can't tell anyone 'bout what ya'll see."

"Deal, I'm Samantha, ya can call me Sam."

"I'm Raphael, ya can call me Raph. Now see, tha' wasn' so hard, now was it?"

"Jus' lets go." We left the warehouse and headed for the nearest Pizzarama. I told her ta wait and afta a few more minutes of us arguin' 'bout who was righ', I went in, alone. "I'll take two pizzas." I gave him tha list of what everyone wanted on their pizzas, I told him that each pizza should have two different toppings on them or else I'll be back. When he agreed and left, I was left waitin'. I looked out the glass windows and Sam was gone.

"HI!!!" She yelled from behind me. I swear, if I didn' recognize tha' voice when I did, she would'ave been either out or dead.

"Don' fuckin' do tha'," I told her as I turned around, luckily, we were tha only ones in tha whole store. Well, besides tha cook.

"Why not?" She asked as she sat on tha counta.

"Cause I could'ave made ya look like the Purple Fuckers back at tha warehouse." Ya know she really reminds me of Mikey. She started to hum as she played with tha spikes around her neck.

"Do ya have any sibs?"

"Ya, an' ya would get along wit one of them for sure."

"Why haven' ya taken of ya coat an' hat yet?"

"Ya will see lata."

"Your pizzas are done," The cook-dude said as he handed me tha pizzas.

"Put it on our tab." We got up an' left the Pizzarama. I walked ta tha nearest sewer grate. "Ladies first."

"Wow, a gentleman." She jumped down into tha sewers without makin' a sound. She might get along wit Leo and Master Splinter too. I jumped in afta her an' led her ta tha lair. When we reached tha door, I opened it an' went in wit her. "Fuck, this place is awesome!"

"PIZZA!!!" Mikey yelled as he and everyone came running out from too many different rooms to count. "Who's she?" Mikey asked wit a mouthful of pizza.

"Cool, ya guys are turtles!" She said with this weird sparkle in her eyes. "So tha's why ya didn' take of ya coat, Raph." I nodded as I took it off an' put it on the rack wit tha othas. Master Splinter walked over to Sam.

"I am Master Splinter, what is your name, child?" Master Splinter asked.

"A rat even! Oh, an' ma name's Samantha, ya'll can call me Sam," Sam said as she shook hands, well kinda, with Master Splinter.

"I'm Leonardo, you can call me Leo."

"I'm Michelangelo, call me Mikey or Mike."

"Donatello, you can call me Don or Donnie." Sam shook hands wit every one of them. Before she had some pizza tha' is. She seemed ta like ma favorite pizza the best.

"So, what do ya wanna do?" Mikey asked Sam. Sam looked at him wit mischief in her eyes.

"Well…"

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