Ascend based on the lyrics of Canned Heat by Jamiroquai. Parody by Jolinars Memories. Explanation/Spoilers: Canned Heat is s'posed to represent the Radiation Daniel gets Exposed to in Meridian.

You Know the Stargate is for real

I used to Study peoples worship

But then in radiation I was dipped

I used to worry about the future

But then they told me I ain't gonna live that long

Goa'uld would never again say Kree

No no no, cuz they rapped me up to look like a clown.

Yeah Yeah Yeah, I heard oma talk with Rhythm

Hey- I had no choice but to go UP UP UP UP

[chorus]

Ascend, nothing left for me to do but ascend

Off these bad times I'm going through ascend

I got Canned Heat in my veins tonight baby

I feel the thunder see the lightning

I know the stargate's heaven sent

So I've got to hang out all my hang up's

Cause the burden makes me so hell bent, hey hey

It caused a real big reaction

I know I've never felt like this before

I now know what to do

And that's something new

Stuck with Candle light and fire

I need a cure to make it through

Hey Ascending, Nothing left for me to do but ascend

Off these bad times I'm going through Ascend

Hey got Canned Heat in my veins tonight baby

You know know know im gonna ascend Yeah

Off the sad things that people say

Ascend Yeah but I'm gonna do it any way

Ascend Yeah got canned heat in my veins to tonight baby

You know i've got canned heat in my veins

You Know the Stargate is for real

Only the river flows the answer

And she rhymes to me when I'm asleep

She says you know you can go much higher

I know that Omas' talk can be so weird.

I got this harsesis child inveined on me

I can use my power to ascend

You know i've got this cunning mind to use

Now there is now way I can loose

I was born to 'gate and built to last

You cant see my feet they're in a cast

Ascend yeah nothing left for me to do but ascend

Off these bad times I'm going through, Ascend

Got canned heat in my veins tonight baby

I've got to ascend yeah

Off the crazy things my friends say

Ascend yeah but I'm gonna go on my way

Ascend Yeah, had Canned heat in my veins tonight

Gonna Ascend gonna ascend my sores away tonight

You know I'm gonna Ascend my sores away tonight

You know the Stargate is for real

Had so much canned heat in my veins tonight

Gonna ascend, gonna ascend my sores away tonight

Oh oh oh oh Canned heat in my veins tonight

Oh oh oh oh canned heat in my veins tonight

Got so much

Ascend

Hey Selmak Let me go

Let this spirit play

I'm gonna leave this party life

I wanna leave this party life

Hey Selmak let me go

Im gonna leave this farty life

Hey selmak throw your thing away

I'm gonna leave this hearty life

[chorus to fade]