A/N: This is for anyone that liked the other 10 Reasons stories; I thought I'd finished the trio. If you haven't read them they do form a 'sort of' story, so start with 10 Reasons to Never Trust Albus Severus Potter and then 10 Reasons Rose Weasley is Insufferable. Enjoy.
Disclaimer: I own nothing but the storyline.
10 Reasons Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy is Infuriating
Complied by Rose Weasley
He compiled a list of reasons I am insufferable
He spend more time playing Quidditch than he does with me
He whistles whimsically while we are meant to be studying
He finds James amusing
He has used products from Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes on me
He talks in his sleep
He agrees with my dad that the Cannons have a hope
He finds the words 'bubble' and 'oblong' enjoyable to say (and therefore walks around repeating them a hundred times a day)
His favourite colour is black, which isn't even a colour
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Rose sat back in her chair and considered number ten, it had to round out her list neatly. She sighed and read the list over again, wondering if Scorpius had this much trouble thinking of what to put on his lists. Rose would show him, she too could write lists. Really, really good ones!
"Gee, can't even come up with ten reasons my darling?" A voice drawled from behind her.
"I can think of far more than ten, it's just about picking the right one" Rose returned.
"I'm sure you can" Scorpius replied with a hint of playful condescension. Rose always thought he sounded like his father when he spoke like that.
"Don't you speak to me like that Scorpius Malfoy."
"Oh Rose, chill out. Also, how about 'Number 10, is so ridiculously handsome that I simply can't resist him'?"
Rose cocked an eyebrow at Scorpius' victorious grin, he was just so smug. As much as she loved him he was just a little too confident. Rose turned back to her list and scribbled down the last addition.
"Hey! Why would you say that?" Scorpius asked an indignant look set on his features.
"Oh I don't know, perhaps because its true" Rose replied as she collected all her things from the table and placed them in her book bag.
"You don't really think that do you? Before you answer that, please remember that I love you."
"Oh Scorpius, chill out" Rose said taking his hand and leading him down to dinner.
10. I can't take him anywhere because his giant head doesn't fit through a normal doorway.
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Much love and later dayz
Manda