A/N: I was bored so I decided to write this. Sorry if it sucks.
EMPOV:
Today is soooooooooo boring! Alice has dragged Bella and Renesmee to Paris for a "girls weekend", Edward is playing is beloved piano, Carlisle and esme are on another honeymoon, jasper is playing guitar hero and Rosalie is painting her nails. Again. But I have nothing to do. OMC!!! I just got the bestest idea ever!! I have to go tell rose that we are going hunting.
As were running I started thinking about all the bears I was going to get. I was suddenly reminded of a song I heard when I was a human. It was called bear hunt. I used to love it so I stated singing it.
"Were going on a bear hunt, were going on a bear hunt, were gonna catch a big one, were gonna catch a big one, I'm not scared, I'm not scared what a beautiful day." "What the hell are you singing?" my beautiful screamed at me. "I'm singing a song" "why?" "Because I want to" "okay but sing quietly"
So I continued.
"Oh no, oh no, grass, grass, long wavy grass. Long wavy grass, we can't go over it, we can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go under it, and we'll have to get through it. Swish swash swish swash." Oh my god super mega awesome idea. This can be my theme song. I have to go tell everyone.
EMPOV:
We were at high school again!!! We were all posing as seniors so we could all be in the same classes. We are smart enough to pull it off anyway. Edward and I were sitting in the back of the classroom when this girl who was dressed like a ho walked up to us. And if that wasn't bad enough she started talking to us in her stupid annoying voice. "why don't you ditch those tramps and date me instead. You'd be better off. Trust me." Edward growled but I was reminded of a song I heard this morning so I started singing it. "Don't trust a ho, never trust a ho, wont trust a ho, cuz a ho wont trust me" Edward and I started cracking up whilst the girl just backed away slowly like we were retarded. We both started singing when Alice, jasper, Bella, Renesmee, Jacob and Rosalie walked in and saw us singing. They laughed and joined us in the song. Soon the whole class was laughing at the girl and she ran out crying. But then five staring minutes later she walked back in the room with 7 of her trampy friends. One of the kids in the room yelled out sing off. Then they all started singing and dancing. They all sang out of tune" don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me, don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me, don't cha" their singing was so bad it hurt my ears so I ran out of the room screaming as I went. "shut up you can't sing! Oh my god my poor ears they will never be the same." My vampire family ran after me and found me sitting in the Volvo. They all stared at with different emotions. Bella and Renesmee looks concerned. Alice was looking into the future. Jacob looked confused. Rosalie looked annoyed that I caused a scene. Jasper and Edward looked pissed off at me because they were using their freaky powers and saw that I was fine and that I ran out for no reason. Thinking that I should probably say some thing I said," did we win the sing off?" and with that we all cracked up.