My name is...well my official name when in the presence of the Queen of Hearts is, Sir. Naomi Blair Kurogane Tetsu, but when it's just me with my friends and family they call me Nao-San. As of now I have been serving the Royal Queen of being a pain in my but...I mean Heart's. I spend these days listening to her ridiculous demands….I mean official orders. My Job as a soldier entitles me to bring innocent people to be unjustly beheaded, I mean judged according to how the Queen see's fit. Now I wasn't always this miserable soldier. There was a time in my life where I was a happy lad.

I was raised in the Fukuoka prefecture of Wonderland. I lived in a little log cabin in a fairly woody area. Mountains surround the cabin on all sides. However the best thing was the huge lake outside. Actually I could see it from my window! That lake was so clean and deep that I would always be impatient waiting for summer so that I could go swimming. I grew up with my father, Tsubasa Franklin D. Tetsu, and my mother, Hilary Jade Amaterasu Tetsu. My father worked as a musician, writing songs and then performing in shows and plays for others entertainment. My mother was a very fashionable seamstress. People would come from miles around to buy her clothes. Since I was an only child, I would play with my pet dragon Mr. Twinkle's. When I entered first grade I made a friend. His name was Hatter and Hatter introduced me to his friend the Hare. The three of us started a band together. We called ourselves The Trio. Hater was on vocals, Hare was on flute and I was on violin. It was while in our band that I discovered that I really wanted to be a Violinist as my profession. With my dream decided I entered the best Violin school ever, Butterflackin School of Vocals and Instruments. Unfortunately I went to that school alone since Hatter went to college at a hat making school and Hare went to a collage about tea making. I was not that upset since I had to work hard everyday. I was a dedicated student and made great grades. I had fun when I got to hang out with my friends on weekends. My life seemed to be going well, but I felt like something was lacking. It wasn't until my last year of school that I met her. It was a freezing winter day, and I was out hunting in the mountains around my house, when a women tumbled down in front of my slingshot. Obviously I quickly averted my shot so as to not hit the young maiden. She looked at me with those beautiful hazel eyes. Her long sky blue hair flowing around her narrow purple face. She had a magnificent body...skinny and lean. Just as I went to ask her what her name was, she collapsed on me. Thinking fast I covered her in my fur coat when I realized that she was wearing nothing but a light sea green tea shirt and a long yellow skirt. I then took her to my house and with the help of my mother and father we nursed her back to health. As she was recovering, we found out that her name was Ms. Delores Hannigan Aikawa Ferdinand. She told us that the reason why she was in the mountains during such cold weather was to look for fizuri babes a tiny animal native only to the Fukuoka Prefecture. She said that it was going to be a present for her little sister An. She had planned to search for a week but as she was searching she got lost and had been wandering aimlessly in the mountains for months. It's a miracle that she was still alive.

When Delores finally regained her strength, I escorted her back to her home. Turns out she doesn't live that far and she attends the same school as me, only difference is she's there for vocals. We both graduated together and took up a job with a great music company The White Rabbit Inc. Delores and I often co worked together and in that time I fell in love with her. Apparently she felt the same way and so we started to date. Things were going good. then on April 5th 1887 I took Delores to our favorite spot in Wonderland, the Underground Music Cave, a very beautiful land spot underground where the flowers there would sing. It was on this day that I proposed to her and she said yes. We got married two months later. We were extremely happy together for a while. Then we found out six months later that Dolores was with child. We were overjoyed at the time. I guess there is a limit to how happy one can be because our happiness suddenly took a downward turn. It was this time that the Queen of Spades, a very kind and gentle queen who loved her subjects, suddenly passed away. When she died her sister the Queen of Hearts took reign and when she did, she banned all music. Me and my wife where forced to quit our jobs. I was then forced to serve as a soldier. As a soldier you would think that all I had to do was guard the gates and the Royal family right? Nope ...well I do guard work on some days but sometimes I am forced to run around and arrest unsuspecting people for trials the Queen set's up. Honestly I think she does this for her own amusement that brutish women. Other days I am forced to bend down in a weird fashion and serve as an arch for the Queen's croquet games, my back itches a lot when this happens but my main problem is how much it hurts my back. I swear the only time I felt like a true soldier was when a friend of the King by the name of Humpty nearly cracked from falling off a wall, fortunately I was sent in time to catch him before any severe damage could be only real benefit that I got from being a soldier though was that I got promoted in class to part of the Royal family. I was very devastated that I could no longer play with my violin. However I didn't particularly hate all the duties of being a soldier since a good deal of time I would watch the King play Chess with his subjects. The king was a nice man to very unlike his brute wife...I mean his strict wife. It was while watching the King play that my opinion of life changed and how similar life is to a game of chess without rules, because in reality there is no situation where one can win merely by following the rules. There will be knights that break the rules, and even chess pieces that betray each other. While I didn't necessarily liked the particulars of this life I will always be certain of how much I hate the Queen and her unjust ways. It sickens me every time she has someones head chopped off, which seems to be almost everyday these days.

So I ended up going on with life when another tragedy struck.

It happened in January, Me and my wife where on our way to go get an ultrasound done. Everything was good until we got to the hospital, because once there, my wife was set up with a blind women. Well this blind woman was supposed to put this jell substance on my wife's belly so that the ultrasound would come on. However the blind women did not know that someone had rearranged her medical equipment so the bottle of jelly got moved and in its place was a bottle of acid. Being blind the woman did not know this, so she went and poured acid on my wife. I can still hear the sound of my wife's agonized screams as the acid ate threw her bare flesh. The medics tried everything to save her. However she nor our child survived the ordeal.

My wife deceased, and unable to play music I grew enraged at the Queen. I felt like there was no meaning to my life. I looked at others and saw that they were all dull and sad as well. It was when I turned 21 that my rage for the Queen really flared, and I started up my little protest. I started holding secret underground music concerts where we would play and listen to music.

So far we have gained some number of protesters. It was during these meetings that I meet a new friend named Cheshire or Chessy for short. Even though Cheesy had a rough background like kidnapping little kids and stuff, I found his extreme love for riddles and chocolate intriguing that I befriended him. Cheesy then told me of his plans of luring a girl from a different dimension, who could possibly overthrow the Queen. Chessy's plan seemed to be working, he would keep me updated on the girl who came, otherwise known as Alice. I actually had the pleasure of meeting her a few times but then I had the dissatisfaction of having to arrest her. She is such a charming girl. Me and my nemesis the executioner Jared would fight over her a lot though. He would always call her a stupid ignorant girl and I would constantly defend her.

Anyway. currently I and everyone else are still waiting for her trial to begin. I hope for all our sakes that Alice will be able to overthrow the Queen during the trial. With that we come to the end of my life history for now for you see I am only 22 and have more to yet see.