Disclaimer- I only own their actions and the plot but I DO NOT OWN HSM. Even though I wish I could. Shoot if I did Troy will have nothing to do with the "freaky math girl" Gabriella. Ok maybe friends but not close friends. Wow this disclaimer is long.

Summery-This story is a happy story with a happy beginning and a happy end. I felt like doing something happy for once.

Your point is?…

Chapter 1- wasup dawg.

"Ugh. Hello!" Asked a sleepy Troy.

"Hey Troy. Whatcha doin'?" Questioned Sharpay who was wide-awake.

"What they hell?! Sharpay, it's 3 in the morning."

"Sooo. I got bored. What do you wanna do?"

"What?! I wanna go back to sleep."

"Oh, you're no fun." Sharpay said as she pouted.

"What are you doing up so early anyways?"

"I dunno. I woke up and now I can't go back to sleep."

"Ugh. I'll talk to you in a couple of hours okay? Bye."

"Meany! Bye."

The next day Sharpay walked over to Troy' locker.

"Wasup dawg." Said Sharpay as she arrived at Troy's locker.

"Hey babe." Then Troy gave her a kiss "Did you finally get some sleep last night?"

"yeah."

"Good 'cause when you're tired, you're crazier than you already are." Troy then closed his locker door and then he and Sharpay walked to class. Once they got to their seats Ryan walked over.

"Why exactly do you go out with my sister? I heard her talking to you this morning ya know?" Ryan asked.

"Well let's see, she's hot, nice, hot, oh and did I mention she was hot?" Answered Troy with a smirk on his face.

Just then Ryan shoved Troy and surprisingly he almost fell out of his seat.

"What the hell?!" Shouted Troy.

"You do NOT talk about my sister that way, especially when I'm around!." Shouted Ryan.

"Well then!" Troy then added while dusting off his jacket "It's Sharpay's choice of what she wants to be called not yours dude."

"I am older therefore I say what goes." Stated Ryan as he strutted to his seat. While he walked over to his seat he added "You're dead to me Bolton… DEAD!" Just then Mrs. Darbus walked in as the late bell rang.

A/N: Sharpay was listening to her I-pod while all this ways occurring. She put it away when Darbus entered the class.

"Who is dead to you Mr. Evans?" Mrs. Darbus asked as she swept into the room.

"Um, nobody Mrs. Darbus." Ryan replied with his head down.

"So why ,then, did you I hear you shout, quote/unquote- 'You're dead to me'?"

"Uhhhhhhhh, My…bird, yeah that's right, my bird died." Ryan stammered.

"Well, I'm sorry." Mrs. Darbus said without emotion.

"You had a bird?" Butted in Sharpay.

"Well Ms. Evans, considering you are his sister, shouldn't you know these type of things?" Questioned Mrs. Darbus.

"Shut up Sharpay." Whispered Ryan.

"Why should I!…"

"Excuse me but do I want more participants in detention today, Hmm?" Mrs. Darbus said as she indicated the two bickering twins.

"No." They both answered in a monotone voice.

"Good. Well as you all know," Started Darbus changing the subject "The spring musicale is but a few months away. The sign-up sheet as you know is in the main hall."

At lunch, Troy and Sharpay went to the hang out spot at the top of the school. Troy's favorite spot.

A/N: I can't figure out what that dang thing is called and it's frustrating me!

"Today's a nice day isn't it?" Asked Troy as he looked at the view.

"Yeah, it is. Hey, sorry about last night…or this morning I should say. I just got like super mad board, lying there in the dark, staring at the ceiling." Added Sharpay.

"No biggie. I didn't care much."

"Yes you did."

"No I didn't"

"Ya huh."

"Nuh uh."

"Ya huh!"

"Nuh…" Just then Sharpay threw herself at Troy, almost knocking him over, and giving him a kiss to shut up.

Troy drove Sharpay home but whinded up staying longer. Ryan wasn't too happy about that. He stayed in his room but what made things worse for him is that he could hear Troy and Sharpay giggling (mostly Sharpay) most of the time. Then he finally got fed up with it and stormed into her room.

"Alright, that's enough!…" He looked at the two lovebirds criss-crossed with each other. They were playing Twister?! Ryan thought to himself.

"Hey Ry-Ry. Wanna join?" Asked Sharpay in a sweet but playful voice after her and Troy toppled over.

"Ry-Ry," he repeated "You haven't called me that in years…wait! Who are you and what have you done with my sister?"

"Ready?" Whispered Troy to Sharpay.

"Ready!" she whispered back.

"Go!" They both said as they jumped up.

In a blink of an eye they tried to tackle Ryan but before he fell they stumbled near the stairs and then…

Flop!

They all went tumbling down the stairs. Troy and Sharpay went headfirst, Ryan managed to twist around but not all the way. He started going down on his side. They looked like a giant human ball rolling down the stairs.

Kabloom!

They all landed with a thump. Ryan started to cry, Sharpay started to laugh hysterically, and Troy was trying to gather what just happened.

"What's so funny?" Whined Ryan.

Through her giggles, Sharpay managed to spit out "Well… imagine walking through…the doors… and… seeing… us!" Sharpay couldn't stop her laughter but she managed to finish "rolling down the stairs like a ball!" Just then Troy started to laugh because he pictured it too.

TBC

-in announcer voice- Now for the injury report:

Ryan Evans- sprained ankle

Sharpay Evans- Head injury ( might have been caused at birth)

Troy Bolton- broken left ring finger.

Well how do ya like the first chappy? The rest of the story is going to just get funnier and funnier –I hope- I'm a very random person so the call from Sharpay was for no reason, what so ever.

I decided to tell you what happened to them after The great fall!!!! Wasn't that nice of me.

Well pleeze R&R.

Much thankies