Yayyy, Spirit here with her first fic eva! I'm really excited. R&R
A conversation filled with random awkwardness .
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I make an "interesting" discovery, involving Cougars, Pumas and Waterfalls.
Isadora POV
"Vi?" I looked up from my news paper. "I have no idea why this popped into my head but..."
"Spit it out Izzy." "Violet rolled her eyes.
"About how old was Fiona when you guys met her?" She thinks for a moment before answering.
"Uhhhh.. 16-ish I dunno. Why would you want to know that?"
"I really don't know." I looked back at my paper, but really my brain was going about a mile a minute,
Wait. if Fiona was 16 and Klaus was 13... Wait didn't they kiss? That's just weird. But wait, if Vi and Quig met when Vi almost 15 and Quig was the same age as Klaus,13, and something dirty happened on that waterfall I just know it... Oh My GOD. Doesn't that make Fiona and more importantly, Violet COUGARS?
I'm not sure what happened but, I must have had a really weird facial expression, or speaking while I was thinking or something, but there was awkwardness so thick you could could cut it with a cliched analogy.
"Uhh, I ummm, just remembered, that I have to go do this thing, ummm its a Endangered Animal Fundraiser Auction-thing.. um its for Cougars. NO uhh Pumas, yeah for Pumas at this place, errr at a time, which would be err, uh now. Yeah." I awkwardly stood up, tripping a little.
ouch
"Uhh yeah you go do that..." Violet responded. I'm pretty sure the whole Puma thing made us feel pretty uncomfortable.
I walked out of the house, started my car and drove home. I'd need a lot'a vodka to forget this awkwardness.
Well, how was that? It took a lot longer to write that than I thought it would. Also I'm not implying that Izzy is a heavy drinker or anything ;) it just seemed a fitting ending. Also If anybody has or knows of a fic about what did happen on the waterfall, can you let me know about it? (Wow I say "Also" alot)
Reviews please? You get a piece of virtual cheesecake.