WARNING: This story includes going to the bar, drinking, kissing, drugs, and bad/vulgar language! If I'm not good at it, I should be fine. Hope I don't get banned O_O
I finally have a Mike and Jeremy for my AU! Yay!
MY PHONE GUY IS A TROLL AND A BRONY (FNAF3 GAME I LUV IT) YES THATS RIGHT MY AU HAS A PHONE GUY! Also named Scott. BCUZ HE VOICED PG!
Also, USERNAMES (VERY EASY FOR YOU TO GUESS)
FN F 1
Bonniesmarty (Except Science and Art
Chicapizza (Pizza?)
Freddyready (He's not ready to kill)
FoxyFoxm8
(Because pirates say "Ahoy, Matie/M8tie!" That's how Foxy got into the FaZe ClaN Oops said who that- OKAY OKAY IM MOVIN'!)
FN F 2
BlueBonRhymes ((he loves rhyming, which is why I put (RHYMES.) in my story.))
Chicabeakseeeye (Jacksepticeye, anyone? X) )
FreddyFunTime (Voiced by Nickelodeon's Fred, of course...)
MangoesWild (My AU says Mangle ships herself with Mangoes)
BalloonyMe (Bonnie's stupid idea for BB's user)
Stringsforyou (Easy!)
ALL ORIGINALLY TO SCOTT CAWTHON!
"Pizza's ready!" Chica took out the pizza with oven mitts. "Wow, you really ship yourself with pizz- OW!" Endo gets slapped from Mangle. "STFU." Mangle firmed. "That's alright! Remember the time I fucked myself and my pizza because Bonnie told me to?" Chica said. "Hey! It was just a dare." Bonnie huffed. "Yeah, maybe." Freddy said. "Don't mention it." Toy Chica got disgusted (Lost my grammar here.).
After pizza, they started to think what to play tommorrow Saturday night...
"Saturday Night, what should we do?" Bonnie asked.
CHICA SUDDENLY SAYS SOMETHING WRONG!
"Maybe we should fuck each other and drink some beer, eh?" She replies, drunk eyes (RHYMES.)
Bonnie's jaw dropped. "Chica...how many pizza slices did you eat?" He asked.
"Five slices!" Chica answered.
"CHICA! What kind of pizza?" (RHYMES.)
"Happy Pizza!"
"CHICA! YOU KNOW THAT'S THE DRUG PIZZA, RIGHT? ONLY EAT 1 OR 2 SLICES NEXT TIME, K?"
"You want 2 slices? Gimme your lips, baby." Chica shows off her sexy ass.
"Oh shit...she's really drugged."
After a conversation with a drugged Chica, (Drunk means drinking too much...) Bonnie looked and see if they got drugged too. Luckily, it's a no, but one is about to eat another slice, and Bonnie's going to stop this.
"STOP!" He yelled.
"Bro, why?" Toy Bonnie asked.
"How many slices did you eat, BlueBonRhymes?"
"2."
"Your fine."
Bonnie then goes to Toy Chica.
"CHICKEN! How many slices?"
"1. I'm not that hungry."
"Alrighty then."
Toy Freddy just tosses the last slice and it lands in his mouth.
"How many slices, FreddyFunTime?"
"Gimme 5 slices, MMMM..."
"AAAAAH FUCK!"
Bonnie hits Toy Freddy's smooching lips, and goes to Mangle.
"You?"
"COME HERE YOU PRETTY PUSSY! WE'RE GONNA HAVE FUN GAY TIMES TOGETHER!"
"OMG! I'd say TEN!"
Bonnie then forgot someone. OUR FAVORITE PIRATE!
"OH NO! Foxy- Oh yeah, he's with GoldyFred to buy weed...BUT THREE MORE! THE KID AND MARIONETTE!"
Bonnie ran upstairs to see if they're drugged.
"Kid! How many slices you ate?" Bonnie asked. "I love you. I love you. I love you..." BB hugged him and kissed his dick, because he's little. "OH HELL NO!" He backs away and goes to Marionette. "Stringsforyou? How many slices you ate?" Bonnie asked, as he opened her box. "HEY! CLOSE IT BITCH!" Marionette shouts. "OH SHIT!" Bonnie winds up the music box and closes her box and wipes a sweat.
Meanwhile...
Mike was just walking with Jeremy, having a great father son bonding, when SUDDENLY, he hears a huge racket from the pizza house!
"Look, Mike! The pizzeria's going crazy!" Jeremy pointed. "What?" Mike turned, looked, and whispers to Jeremy, "Let's spy on them." And they did, after entering the house.
"What the? What is Freddy doing to the chipmunk bear?" Mike watches disgustedly as he sees the bears kissing. "EWWW!" Jeremy stucks out his tongue for seeing two chickens twerking. "HEY! MANGLE! CALM DOWN!"
Bonnie tries to stop her making the MLG racket. "AIRHORN! TOOOOT! WOOO PARTAY!" Mangle shouts. "SHUT UP PLEASE!" Bonnie pulled his bunny ears. "HELP! BUCK BUCK! MY SISTER'S GOING TO MAKE ME DRUG!" Toy Chica ran upstairs and hid. "Oh come on, sister! Oh hey sexy, you wanna hang?" Chica said. "AAAAAH NO!" Bonnie slaps Chica's face. "OOOOOOO!" Mike ooohs. "Oh my gosh! Did you just fuck me?" Chica touched her cheek. "Sorry, Chica I-" Bonnie gets cutted off by a kiss on the lips from Chica for 10 secs and releases. "Oh shit." Bonnie goes to the kitchen to vomit. "Mike, I think I'm gonna be next to throw up." Jeremy said. "Go to the bathroom then." Mike replied. "It's a thought!" Jeremy exclaims. Mike chuckles.
Bonnie wipes his pizza barf when suddenly...
"Hey, brother..." BlueBonRhymes said like he fell in love.
"Yeah?" Bonnie turns.
Toy Bonnie suddenly licked him. "Arf arf, motherfucker." He acted like a dog. "Ruff, ruff!"
"NO! BRUH! WHY EAT THE 3RD SLICE?" BlueBonRhymes suddenly licks Bonniesmarty 3 times.
"Because I love you." BlueBonRhymes replies.
Bonnie's ears went sideways and did a disgusted look. Finally, BlueBonRhymes ran away.