I'm not too sure how this is possible, but here it is- A CronaxMedusa Fanfiction! How did such a ludicrous fan fiction come to be? Well, I was practically challenged by another fan fiction make this pairing! Some of you readers may know what I am talking about…

And away we go~


It was another cloudless afternoon over the Nevada desert, and everyone's favorite black-blooded demon swordsman was running an errand.

"I wish she gave us a list… I can't memorize anything she said."

Crona had been wandering around the outskirts of Death City all day, in vain. She sighed in defeat and trudged back 'home'. As she approached the front door, she noticed the lights in her room were still on.

Did I forget to turn them off? No, I'm almost sure-

Crona's apprehensive thoughts were halted when she heard a loud crash from inside the house. As she inched closer to the door, she heard a few muffled thuds and then the door flung open, knocking Crona on her butt.

Medusa was standing in the doorway, looking left and right for her child. Her eyes were glazed and her hair was a mess.

"Crona!" Medusa stopped moving her head and stared straight ahead, as if something interesting was happening in the distance. Crona lifted herself from the ground, only to be pushed to the ground again by Medusa.

"Stop messing around, Crona, and get off of the floor!"

Confused but too afraid to ask questions, Crona complied and stood in front of her mother. Medusa pointed to the dimly lit room and her eyes followed Crona. She quickly marched into the room, and turned to go down the hallway towards her room. Before she got around the corner, Medusa shouted something incoherent at her.

She turned and tilted her head to the side.

"W-what was that, L-Lady Medusa?" Crona trembled as the witch stumbled across the room, looking as irritated as always. She leaned in towards Crona who was quivering in fear on Medusa being so close to her face. Her eyes grew wide with fear as Medusa whispered in an agitated tone in her ear.

"You have been a very bad child, Crona."


And thus concludes the first chapter of this story. If you have any questions or just want to cuss me out for making such a terrible pairing, feel free to do so. And all the chapters following this will most likely be a hell of a lot longer.