"What time is it?" Mario asked as he and Luigi were riding in a cab.
"Time to go to bed, I hope..." Luigi yawned as he had a long night.
Mario adjusted his red cap. "So how was working in dairy-"
Luigi shook his left index finger. "Sucked, let's not talk about it."
Suddenly the cab went over the cliff, with Mario and Luigi screaming as they flailed their arms. The taxi cab exploded into flames at the very bottom, with the Mario Bros slowly stumbling out as they both coughed.
"Well, that didn't end so well..." Mario groaned as he landed flat on his face.
"So... another crash happened, huh?"
"Yep... can't say I'm surprised at this point."